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What was Stanley trying to tell us?
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He's asking you a question you pleb
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that nicole kidman has nice tits
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>>70682011
no they're bad, she's lucky she's a great actress
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>>70681293
Is it better to remain asleep and ignorant to the true way the world works and what your life is or is it better to be woken up and be armed with that knowledge even as you face your daily life or does it really matter at fucking all and there something very important that we need to do as soon as possible?
Fuck.
I don't know, though.
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>Supposed to be a "film expert" but quotes nothing but pop culture
Was there anything from before 1980 in this man's repertoire of knowledge when it came to cinema?
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The audience needs to get his references, so obviously they were from famous American movies.
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>>70681230
My Dinner With Andre.
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>>70681230
He's a fuggin terrerist
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>>70681369
Oh right, that was actually pretty cool especially how the waiter mentioned how certain things the characters were wearing are wrong but I would've loved to have seen classic 30s and 40s movies parodies.
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Has anyone seen the sequel to this? Because it's unexpectedly bad.
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Jesus, there's a sequel?
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>>70681541
If you saw the film, that should not be unexpected to you
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>>70681747
How should I know, sperglord? Ending didn't really feel like that there'd be more.
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Original: 8/10
Sequel: 6/10
easy
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What's the best of the three in your opinion and why?
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>>70681189
Hot Fuzz
Best jokes
Best action
Most quotable
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none of them. the thing is these movies are considered unfunny trash in britain
you, the american, only find them funny because of the zany accents and lingo
spaced/shaun of dead/hot fuzz/worlds end are to britain what big mama's house is to america and viced-versa
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>>70681240
You're getting quicker
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>>70681240
So you're saying brits find big mama's house funny?
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Box Office: The Conjuring 2 expected to beat Warcraft
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So... Blizzdrones, how does it feel? Warcraft is going to get rekt by a horror sequel. That's pretty rough.
>inb4 muh Chinese like it
Why isn't it connecting domestically?
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>>70681128
because yanks are a bunch of faggots who still believe in ghosts (lol dumbfucks) and this is why some retarded horror movie is doing well in retarded land of fat retarded redneck disgusting vile humans who think they are free but apparently aren't
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>>70681869
Calm down, Muhammad
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>>70681869
Go to bed, Wong
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>>70681128
only beta white males enjoy the video game jew
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Let's talk about fantastically odd films, /tv/. The sort that fall under the radar, but are most certainly worth watching.
First installment, a swedish film from 2010 called Sound of Noise.
>A tone-deaf cop works to track down a group of guerilla percussionists whose anarchic public performances are terrorizing the city.
This movie is exactly how it sounds - perfectly fucking ridiculous.
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Looks like foreign films are what the doctor ordered.
Next up, a hungarian film from 2003 called Kontroll.
>Strange happenings in the Budapest underground. Rivaling teams of ticket inspectors, murders, ketchup face, and maybe even love.
Very dark and dreamy, this one. Has a culty alice-in-wonderland sort of feel to it. Great atmosphere and soundtrack, and also a cute girl wearing a bear suit. All the components of a good film.
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>>70681350
would pat head and kiss cheek out of ten.
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An older one this time, the 1980 film Ninth Configuration. Based off a
>An army psych facility for AWOL soldiers set inside an 18th century castle, ridiculousness ensues. Shakespeare for dogs, walking through walls, and read it damnit or I'll go crazy, I swear it.
Fantastically dry with plenty of prop humor, but at the same time the atmosphere is more serious than a typical comedy would be. Some absolutely fucking hilarious banter; the dialogue is great, but the acting really drives it home. Very comfy.
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>>70681825
Whoops, based off a novel by the same author as The Excorcist.
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You've got to be shitting me.
Did people actually like this? I feel so fucking cheated.
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>>70681058
I would have liked it more if the last OMMM was in tune with the first chord of the commercial and Don just smiled and opened his eyes
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>>70681058
You're a pleb
>>70682516
You're just very dumb
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>>70681058
You just aren't old enough to understand the age of adz
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Let me guess, you wanted Pete to shoot up the office with his gun?
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Can we discuss the best and most underrated television series of all time?
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It's on Netflix, will watch it soon
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>>70680921
Neither of these are true. If you want to have a Deadwood thread, then just say so. No need for hyperbole.
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>>70680921
>>70680921
So, how is McShane there?
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>>70680967
what are the answers to both those categories then?
really makes you think
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>>70680868
niggers
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>>70680868
I completely forgot all of Ghostbusters 2.
Did Winston have a family?
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How much did they pay him guys?
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Why-Ernie-Hudson-Thinks-Women-Ghostbusters-Terrible-Idea-67629.html
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/ernie-hudson-changes-mind-all-768310
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>>70681073
His networth is only $15 million. The publicity of having all the living cast members on board is probably worth a million dollars.
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Shield star Michael Jace sentenced 40 years to life for wife's murder
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If he was White he wouldn't be going to prison
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kind of shitty that you are only known for a small supporting role in a not that popular television show
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>>70680865
what did the woman do?
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>>70680965
Like OJ right?
If all things bad are illegal, how is Associate Bob allowed to stay fat since obesity is bad and hence illegal? Is he consuming illegal foods or is his overeating lifestyle illegal? In either case, how come he hasn't been fined?
Also, Demolition Man general.
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>>70680859
Side note: rest in peace, Glenn Shadix.
He was a good actor.
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>>70680859
There are genetic elements to obesity.
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>if the government tightly controls everything, but is corrupt, how does a high ranking government official remain fat?
its a goddamn mystery
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>>70680859
Did Taco Bell win the fast food wars by killing off all of the consumers with diarrhea, leaving only those who did not participate in said wars to choose sides based not on merit or taste, but on brand recognition alone?
Seinfeld character (not actor) funniness rankings:
pleb: Kramer
normie: George
contrarian: Jerry
patrician: Elaine
you have to go back: Newman
God: Kenny Bania
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kino: Frank
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uncle leo > all
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>>70680765
Bania?!
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>>70680765
Oh fuck off you contrarian fuck, Kramer and George combo was the funniest thing about the show.
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First for Azor John Edition
Previous: check the catalog.
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Azor Jon
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CLEGANEBOWL
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>>70680594
This is actuallyreally funand i would recommend itif you have friends
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nth for the normies
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Here's a short movie based on a script written by an AI. I shit you not.
http://arstechnica.com/the-multiverse/2016/06/an-ai-wrote-this-movie-and-its-strangely-moving/
But since this is completely related to television and film and has 0 shitposting, this thread will die quickly.
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cuck niggers fuccboi MUDSLIME SHITSKIN faggoty whore tittittit newfag SAAAAAAAAGED niggers desu sempai familia
There you go, all taken care of
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>>70680606
What are the rest of us supposed to do now?
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>>70680525
Heh, making a short film based on the screenplay made by an A.I. sounds like a lot of fun.
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>>70680659
Live your life! Smell the roses, meet new people, travel!
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>people actually praised this scene
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>>70680491
Faggot
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I still think it's good
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It would've been better if he didn't put his other arm behind his back to say "WHOA WHAT A McBADASS" and just rekt him like a non-faggot, but otherwise it worked in the context of the film
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>>70680491
pleb
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was it first SJW character in big tv show as a main character?
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>>70680415
She wasnt a sjw. Go fuck yourself.
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>>70680415
How was she a SJW? She was as much if not more of a scumbag than most of the characters.
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I don't know about her being SJW, but she is one of the only women in history who was actually funny.
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>Not Hawkeye in M.A.S.H.
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Favorite joke from a parody movie. This is mine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMRo5XCKddQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRva7z8pvwc
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>>70680344
I take my jokes black like my men OP
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=djfPZN8fygU
>have they no respect for the dead?
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>>70680344
this ones OK. seems kinda obvious
>>70680441
this one is really smart
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>You're a bastard from a basket.
what did he mean by this?
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bumping for interest
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>>70680214
>I drink your milkshake! I drink it up.
what did he mean by this?
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>>70680593
He was referencing the teapot dome scandal
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>>70680214
He means to say that his parents were too self-interested to love you or stay alive for you and so is he.
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Who should play him in the upcoming Warcraft Cinematic Universe?
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Don't you smartasses fucking say it
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Chris Hemsworth
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>>70680109
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau.
Or Evan Stone.
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Tom Hardy
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W-what happened to them.... ?
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They were liberated
over and over again
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Did the boy survive?
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>>70679894
I wish I was alive back then
t. Slavfag
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Opinions on this movie?
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in b4 capekino
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>>70679627
why are they called minutemen???
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Director's Cut was better then the original. All of Snyder's films suffer from the same issue. He wants a longer more detailed story then the medium allows. So we see a knotted 5 legged Squid. Not to say the finish product was going to be Kino.
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pure capekino
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Why the hate?
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I liked Watchmen and 300. I don't need Aruthrian kinomemes layered into my capeshit, at least not until he's learned to make the surface-story not shit.
He's a good director when properly applied. He is currently not being properly applied.
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People hate what they don't understand.
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>>70679522
Whahedhehe is doindointhere?
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>>70679641
People hate what they don't want.
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What am I in for?
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Starting it now, in a full glory of blu-ray. Wish me luck.
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Real kino
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I would have shit my pants.
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>>70679488
literally a hack's work
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The book was so much better. The whole POINT was that Caveman starts out as a chubster and then through perseverance becomes normal and skinny. They took away the whole main element and made it about the zero kid because I guess that sells ticket sales
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They said in the commentary that it was because they didn't want go through the pain of finding a decent fat actor who would be able to do the physical labor required with the filming.
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>>70679403
>The book was so much better.
STOPPED WREADING AFTOR THAT!
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>>70679403
That's really the only plot point they excluded. Besides that it's one of the best book to movie adaptations. The book and the movie are both very very very good.
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>>70679447
I didn't need to hear the commentary to realize this. Dealing with child actors is one thing, but finding a chubby child actor who could get asses in seats and then ACTUALLY LOSE WEIGHT... not impossible but certainly a gamble.
No sense putting the entire production in jeopardy over a single plot-point.
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Hollywood is now making movies for Chinese
No one cares what whites want as the Asian market is more profitable
Welcome to the fall of white supremacy
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At least they won't put gay people all over the place because chinese audience would boycott Hollywood.
Money > social agenda
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>>70679393
All those biased bullshit critic reviews. Blizzard is crying it's way to the bank with all the money they're drowning in thanks to based China.
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>>70679393
>Welcome to the fall of white supremacy
Kek.
Chinks love white characters. They hate blacks.
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I'm fine with it as long as there are less niggers in the movies.