So, are they Turks? Mongols? Scythians? Timurids?
>>86192442
A shitty knockoff of all of them.
where she keeping all of these people and their horses?
>>86192442
shitskins are all shit
Tomorrow morning I wanna smoke a fat blunt, watch a movie then hop plane to go party in Ibiza with friends.
Got any good movie recommendations to get me into a party mood while high?
Sexy Beast
I don't think movies are a good warm up for being social, turn up some loud music instead.
>>86192423
Damn Allysa Milano looks like THAT!?
You know what he's not doing?
>>86190968
hes fat
Tolkien is to creative literary genius what Martin is to hack pulp idiocy. They both so far surpass anyone else in their field that they will be remembered 1,000 years from now as a kind of yin and yang of fantasy, a Manichaen duality of speculative letters. For every sublime, luminous beauty that Tolkien has gifted the world, Martin has cursed us with a tedious, banal ugliness. It is unfair to compare the two directly on any one point, because Martin is in every way the anti-Tolkien, patently sterile, parasitical, and inferior, but so much so that he becomes a monument in his own right, and counterbalances Tolkien. Could one exist without the other? Tolkien obviously could. But it is only by the contrast that Martin offers that we can truly appreciate the full depths and heights of Tolkien. Our understanding of Tolkien would be incomplete if Martin had never set pen to page. It is through only the abject failure and futility of Martin that we can approach an apprehension of the true scope and scale of Tolkien's hitherto inconceivable greatness. Perhaps this is what Tolkien had in mind when he wrote about the Music of the Ainur. If Tolkien is a subcreator in the image of Eru, truly Martin is like unto Melkor. It is only reflected in the awfulness of the one that we can fully see the goodness of the other.
living before the release of his book
New WebM Thread.
>>86190871
love that flick
>>86190871
>>86190871
is there a better zombie film than DotD 2004?
What did honor gain him in the end?
>>86190845
Nothing to lose your head over.
>>86190845
Shave and a haircut
>>86190845
fish pusy
Just kill me already
>green fingers
HUH?!
>>86190379
so that they can alter them in post. Think of it as a green screen
>le melodramatic reddit post because of some minor deviation from the shitty source material
k y s
Why wasn't he in the movie?
Added nothing except muh nature and was OP
>>86190234
Why wasn't he in the movie?
Hop along, my little friends, up the Withywindle!
Tom's going on ahead candles for to kindle.
Down west sinks the Sun: soon you will be groping.
When the night-shadows fall, then the door will open,
Out of the window-panes light will twinkle yellow.
Fear no alder black! Heed no hoary willow!
Fear neighter root nor bough! Tom goes on before you.
Hey now! merry dol! We'll be waiting for you!
tolkientards will defend this
What's been the best movie of 2017 so far?
>>86189606
Baby Driver
Dunkirk unironically
>>86189606
Logan
War for The Planet of The Apes
Dunkirk
Get Out
After 33 days it's still the lowest grossing Spider-Man film ever, it couldn't even beat Amazing Spider-Man 2 yet
After 33 days it's still the best Spider-Man film ever.
>>86188495
It's shit and the box office reflects that you fucking shill
>>86188470
It's made almost $100 million more domestic than ASM2 did
AYYY MISTAH MONROE
was this the most annoying black mirror episode?
That was the worst of the BM episodes and that's saying something, considering the new season was shit. This one reeks of "how do you do, fellow kids"
>>86188435
>>86188444
White Bear is worse.
How the fuck do you retards find this funny? Yet another retarded stoner "deep" mumble show
>>86188188
Malapropisms make me laugh.
>>86188407
Fuck off, reddit.
>>86188407
Finally someone else agrees Home Movies is dogshit. The copypasta about it is 100% accurate.
When will the Cruise renaissance resume? He's been in sucky films lately.
Oblivion and Edge of Tomorrow: Live, Die, Repeat were good tho?
>>86187753
Those were years ago.
the only thing i didn't like was Jack Reacher and that's because he's nothing like how the actual character from the books is like.
Besides that he seems to be doing fine
BASED BROLIN
I feel bad for anyone who unironically liked avatar
Good. Avatar was never good. And I say that as a huge James Cameron fan.
>>86187687
and ironically?
Dear White People is actually a good show.
itt times /tv/ was wrong?
Kept hearing pic related was shit until I decided to watch it myself. One of you geniuses called it a book trying to be a television show.
>>86187022
>>86186820
*smacks lips*
What was the point of this line? What did D&D mean by this?
Why did it trigger me so much?
>inb4 hurdur white people. I'mHispanic
>>86185396
It was an analogy to the fact that boat loads of migrants up to the thousands can land on European shores daily and they don't fight back they don't even vote in a different party the just keep getting the same shit fed everyday.
>>86185396
>inb4 hurdur white people. I'm Hispanic
The guy is Russian-Indian
>>86185445
It's not.
It's analog to what happen when an army isn't prepared to face another army.