it's time for a Fargo thread, don'cha know.
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Season 3 sucks
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>>82728280
So your dad's name is Season 3?
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>>82728005
OH, YOU BE'TCHA.
>played catch with Elvis
>played ping pong with Walt Disney
>lent his summer house to Princess Diana
>sat in on a beach boys recording session for "Barbara Ann"
How can one man be so based?
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When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
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>>82727662
You forgot his biggest accomplishment:
>starred in three of John Carpenter's best films
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>>82727662
TOO WHITE PROBABLY VOTED FOR DRUMPF HAVE HIM KILLED
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So why'd he push her under the train? Wouldn't she still be useful?
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>>82727634
She knew too much
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>>82727634
Test audiences reported that the series wasn't edgy enough so they had to up the ante.
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>that Father's day scene
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Should we get a live action Pokemon adaptation?
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>>82727409
Shit thread, and no.
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>>82727409
>>82727436
We are
http://variety.com/2016/film/news/pokemon-movie-live-action-legendary-1201818838/
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Depends. Who plays mommy?
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Was it kino?
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>>82727344
who was holding the camera? was it charls? def wasn't the qtpi
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>>82727395
joel (trappped)
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I can't tell if Sam is legit going crazy or operating on another plane of existence
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Is scream the best slasher trilogy of all time?
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>>82727213
The second one was underwhelming so I havent watched the third one, is it good? At least as the first one?
>Is screan the best slasher?
Yes, it was both comedy and kinda scary (not really, but almost), the plot twist is great and the beggining is pure gold
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>>82727303
Naw it sucks too. First one is the only good one.
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Alien
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For the past 9 years, the MCU has been killing it. Marvel has consistently made some of the most fun, exciting and enjoyable films in cinema. Evrytime i watch a Marvel film the audience is having a great time. Marvel is magical.
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>>82727097
How much is the mouse paying you?
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They're the only studio who knows how to make a blockbuster nowadays
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Now this is shitposting
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What did Rick and Morty mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BirGJS23Nfo
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kino
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that was awful
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REALLY makes me want to see Alien Convenient in theaters april 18th
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The name's Bond.
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>>82727006
I can't wait!!
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Bail Bond.
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Jamal Bond.
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Is this kino? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG58-Vs838M
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>>82726911
>911
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>>82726911
nice
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Checked
Also is that Ryan Gosling?
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What was his problem?
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autism
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What's his disability?
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THANOS KILLED HIS FUCKING FAMILY
AND HE DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER THEM
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What did South Park mean by this?
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>>82726852
Cartman never lost a debate.
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>>82726852
It's clearly about pudding
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>>82726852
That carrying a device used to decrease crime rates is obviously the equivalent of clubbing baby seals?
The fuck just happened?
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DUDE LOVECRAFTIAN COSMIC FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN BUNCHA SHIT THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BUT LOOKS CREEPY LMAOI didn't mind it
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>>82726684
you listened to shills and actually watched that dogshit
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>>82726740
OP, here, that's honestly how I feel. This thing was a mess on every level, but I respect the effort.
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>AND THE COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON
I actually, every once in a while, whether it be in the span of a month or so this exact line will rise up from my subconscious out of the blue
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you did you dirty girl
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>>82726835
that might be a sign of serious mental illness
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Why does /tv/ have such shit taste in movies?
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>>82726475
...As opposed to reddit?
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>>82726475
Most redditors are neckbeards.
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>>82726475
Because it's full of redditors