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ITT: Criticisms that only brainlets raise about films.
>the movie was "collapsing under its own weight"
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>the "pacing" was bad
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>"the tone was all over the place"
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>it wasn't capeshit
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ITT: Movies you fell asleep to
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went to midnight premiere of Age of Ultron and passed out after that Shitty intro, woke up with thanos talking In the credits
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God this movie sucked. Is it really necessary to undermine every single moment of potential tension and/or genuine emotion with a joke? Why does Marlel do this? You could argue it is because these movies are for kids, but not even ACTUAL Disney movies have this problem. Some of the most emotionally movies ever made were kid's movies. Bambi, Old Yeller, Charlottes Web, every single Toy Story, Up, that stupid thing with the anthropomorphic emotions. All kids movies, and all of them run circles around the MCU in terms of making the audience feel something other than cheap laughter. Hell, Pixar making grown men cry once a year is an enormous fucking meme at this point. It's like there is an official studio mandate that says Marvel movies aren't allowed to make you feel things. Why? For what fucking purpose?
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>>84938398
>my name is OP and in addiction to gargling semen before bed, I hate fun
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Because its mind numbing trash designed to appeal to moronic philistines. Kino and Le epic comic movies are mutually exclusive.
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>>84938465
>my name is anon and my definition of 'fun' is so narrow that, if going by my own definition, it prohibits me from enjoying nearly every movie ever made that isn't a part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe
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Why did Tim Allen's show get cancelled, /tv/?
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>>84938010
Roseanne got revived
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/abcs-roseanne-tackle-trump-era-sitcom-revival-1012574
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Why do politics even matter in TV shows?
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Shit threads are always stared by OP giving a loaded question.
Also, correlation does not imply causation.
Find something more meaningful to be angry about brainlet.
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What went wrong with Spider-man as a character? Before the 2000s he was always portrayed as a confident young adult, who was fit and handsome enough to believably pull pussy like Black Cat, Liz Allen, and Gwen Stacy, and marry a legit supermodel/actress like MJ.
These days Spider-man is always some spastic 14-year-old, who annoys every other superhero he runs in to. They have him begging to be in the Avengers in the latest one, even though the classic Spider-man was always a loner.
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>>84937749
They could've gotten a better twink. But I think they wanted somebody normies could relate to.
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read a fucking comic, one by a decent writer
sage because you're a faggot who shitposts.
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>>84937749
Go ahead and prove me wrong instead of using ad hominems. The classic Spdey is Romita Sr. Spider-man and he's just like I described him.
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Have you guys ever been watching a movie and you recognize the same set from another movie?
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>>84937377
Does that building exist IRL?
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They use the same building for the president to live in in most movies. It's weird as shit.
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Would /tv/ watch a Half Life movie with Bryan Cranston as Gordon Freeman?
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Gordon is supposed to be 27 years old so no.
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>>84936902
So let's use that twink from Spider-Man?
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>>84936711
Fuck no
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>tfw this came out almost two years ago
>tfw people STILL talk to detectives without a lawyer
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To be fair it could work against you if they don't actually suspect you of anything and are just asking questions just to see if they can rule you out as a suspect or maybe get you as a possible witness and then all of a sudden you lawyer up.
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>>84936950
wewlad
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>>84936950
t. cop
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What do you guys think about the upcoming Godzilla VS. Kong Film? Who do you want to win?
BTW Godzilla > Kong, fight me
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>>84936212
tell me...
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godzilla>konglet
the midget has no chance
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>>84936212
no shit, Godzilla kills Kong without even knowing he did it.
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>Ha, that reminds me of this one time I had really sloppy sex with a guy!
*audience bursts with tears of laughter
>Now that I think about it, that was five minutes ago!
*audience struggles to breath from laughing so hard
>Have I mentioned what a massive slut I am?
*paramedics have arrived but are unable to help the asphyxiating audience for they too are laughing wildly*
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dude hipsters lmao
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>>84935920
Does this show have an audience?
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>my mom watched this
W-was she a whore growing up?
Um... can we talk about Moonlight?
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WE WUZ HOMOSEXUALS AND SHIET
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naw nigga i ain't gay
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>>84935600
let's normalize gay behavior in the black community, the kino
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>Spider-man (2002): $114 million opening weekend
>Spider-man 2: $88 million opening weekend
>Spider-man 3: $151 million opening weekend
>Amazing Spider-man: $62 Million opening weekend
>Amazing Spider-man 2: $92 million opening weekend
>Spider-man: Homecoming: $117 million opening weekend
Why is /tv/ (and literally, only /tv/) claiming this movie is a bomb?
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>>84935591
>Spider-man 2: $88 million opening weekend
What happened?
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>>84935591
>what is inflation of the last 15 years
reddit please go
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>>84935650
figured are adjusted for inflation, box office records have both categories
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THE WINDS OF WINTER INCOMING edition
>>84922395
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just a friendly reminder of who's really controlling things
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>>84935487
alas my hangry butthole thanks thee
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>>84925890
>Cersei dropping a nuke on the Westerosi version of the Vatican doesn't make half the population of Kings Landing go into full-on revolt mode
yeah the peasants are going to march up to the red keep and pick a fight with a person who has nukes
think, mcfly
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This is the greatest film ever made.
That is all.
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>>84934909
Good concept.
Science is TOTAL BUNK.
How many times do they have to mention "Relativity"....which is disproven a century ago.
Einstein is a fraud and so are his theories.
NASA propaganda is all this is.
Hollywood and NASA still promoting archaic rocket based space travel....No Thanks!
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>>84935038
>How many times do they have to mention "Relativity"....which is disproven a century ago.
can you link me to some kind of source for that statement?
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>>84935098
Project Avalon
Disclose tv
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What killed her acting career? The leaked nudes? The feud with Ariana?
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Who gives a shit, grow the fuck up
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>>84934878
I thought the girl in your pic was Ariana grande. What the fuck? How many of these spic bitches does america have doing the exact same shit?
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>>84934878
Lack of acting talent