>Be at your computer
>Hear rustling in your kitchen
>Go and check out the noise
>See this hot and ready gremlin who says "Hey sugar, want a kiss?"
Why was it so important to Steve that he get the Donkey Kong high score? Why didn't he wipe his kid's butt like a good father?
he wanted to be the best at something, he was tired of being mediocre at everything his whole life, he obviously suffered from self esteem issues, plus the guy he was trying to beat was a giant piece of shit.
B E E P
>He was white, Peter..
>All these years protesting the Civil Rights Act, and one of my own gets me
>Was I wrong boy?
>Uncle Ben-he-he looked Italian
>Oh Peter, thank you..
>[Uncle Ben dies smiling]
ITT: Characters who have underwhelming careers
>RELEASE THE INNER NIGGER
>demons start eating popeyes
Whoa. How did Sandler get away with this?
>Amanda falls unconscious, and later awakens on a gurney. Several doctors, in protective hazmat suits, inform her that she is in a hospital and they will help her. The doctors reveal that the "creatures" were escaped patients, and after realizing that Amanda "knows too much," she is then forced into a dark cell and is swarmed by the recaptured patients, as the doctor closes the door's viewing shutter.
>Twin Peaks spoiler in da house tonight
I'm off, see you guys in two weeks.
>Movie ends with Kelly taking big sasquatch dick
What did Bobcat mean by this?
Are there any Hollywood films that actually show full penetration but aren't explicitly porn?
T1 >>>>>>> T:SCC = T2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a nigger > the rest
Was this the original friendship simulator show?
>tfw not smart enough to have been on Mythbusters
>tfw can't build things with my hands like they can
>tfw no reason to be excited like they are when their rig/device worked
I could've sworn kari looked way hotter, way younger and had tattoos
What kind of homes do you think actors live in? I'm thinking something more subtle than rockstar musician mansions.
I'm asking because while watching the intro of Nocturnal Animals, the location seems like in the hills of SoCal but who the hell actually lives there?
What does he say?