>Character is shown looking at a lewd magazine
>He turns the magazine vertically and smiles
>>84848494
They're looking at the centerfold you idiot.
>>84848601
thx captain
>>84848494
>Robot is reading a lewd magazine
>Turns the magazine sideways and giggles
>It's just schematics
We're getting Eldritch horrors
use the catalog, fuckstain
>>84848378
I hope the lead kid has gotten better at acting.
>>84848378
Fuck off shill
Thank you everyone for a million subs!
>>84848352
>this is the future of film criticism
Where did everything go so wrong?
>>84848352
no problem dude! Keep up the good work :D
love your channel
>>84848422
Get Stuckmannized.
Why does he wear the mask?
No-one cared who he was until he put it on.
it supplies him with a constant flow of a gaseous chemical that, when inhaled in the right dosage, has painkilling effectsoxygen
>>84849099
>painkilling effects
But it doesn't...
Let's share some underrated sci-fi films
>>84848172
Get off my back, OP!
>>84848213
Jefferson, you must be confusing me with someone who gives a shit.
When will they fix it?
Its 2017 for fucks sake havent we moved beyond this?
the fuck kind of name is deray? Stupid fucking faggot wit stupid fucking faggot parents.
>>84847924
I don't get it, what's the issue with the figurine?
>>84847924
Literally a call back to the old films
How do you go from this...
to THIS??
we're going to get so sick of super hero garbage that movies 40 years from now are going to be nothing but black and white experimental films about fields of grass.
>>84847881
who the fuck bought that?
>Learn Danny Trejo is 5'6
>Rewatch One Upon a Time in Mexico
>Realise every single shot he is in is shot in such a way that he either looks tall or you can't see how tall he is
>Completely alters the tone of the entire movie
This is fucking hilarious.
life is so boring compared to movies huh
>>84847771
>anon learns that actors are made to look taller on camera
???
>>84847771
How young are you that you didn't know this?
Whats the /tv consensus on January Jones?
terrible nudes
good mommy tho
>>84847707
A whore.
>>84847707
One of the prettiest actresses out there.
Why are we stuck with this template?
>>84847612
Name 3 that do this
>>84847612
Because retards keep using it, reinforcing the belief that that is all there is.
>>84847612
What else would you suggest for a hero's journey?
what went wrong?
everything after clerks
>>84847550
he discovered the internet and became a fag
He wanted to be a kino director instead of making a funny movie every three years or so.
I had good hopes when he made Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, but then he.. didn't do anything like that again.
just fucking talking to paying crowds about his hemorrhoids and Jay's crack problem..
Why Kevin? why not just make Jay & Silent Bob Go to Mexico or something.
just fucking milk that shit, Cheech & Chong style.
Hell, he could have made a Jay & Silent Bob meet Cheech & Chong.
tl;dr he wanted to make kino instead of stoner comedies.
>who are you?
>I have many names
name one
>>84847538
Silly Apu.
>>84847538
name one fucking kino
>>84847528
He's a good actor, he may not bring big bucks like others but he can deliver a good believable performance and works well with tons of directors.
>>84847528
He's dead man.
>>84847528
I think he's just done with acting unless he wants to buy a new boat or remodel the kitchen or what have you. He's at that Michael Caine, Christopher Walken stage where you just work when you feel like working.
what? no criterion thread? has /tv/ gone full pleb?
Literally the only worthwhile director in the Criterion.
Also, I'm just now finding out he died last February.
>>84847583
Yes! Probably going to get Branded to Kill!
>>84847583
I don't think I have the necessary imagination to even begin to imagine being this pleb.
Are there any other movies that can fuck up porn for you?
>>84847490
Wat
>>84847490
This movie got me into ass to ass porn tbqh
>>84847490
That movie is bullshit.
Wahhh I'm a hot girl who got to have sex with another hot girl for money wahhh.
We all know she did anal dildoing either way.