>you can touch my chest
How did Wes get away with this shit?
I haven't got a fucking clue but I know I got some guilty boners over this movie.
>>81034943
dude, she was like 11 yo
Literally who?
>"... Peter, I need your help."
>"Ya, what you need auntie?"
>"I need you to take a hard look in my eyes."
>"Tell me the truth Peter."
>"I've always been curious."
>"Am I too big for this shirt?
>"Ehh... Aunt May I... I d-dont know what to say."
>"Peter - stop this nonsense."
>"Would you fuck me?"
>"OH AUNT MAY!"
10/10 CASTING BRAVO SONY
>>81033821
Yer gettin' ya socks dryed, kid!
this is like that 17 year old "unique" girl who listens to the Arctic Monkeys
wtf Marvel
IMAGINE being Peter Parker
Just watched the movie Passengers
Lots of titanic allusions
They literally hit a friggen space iceberg to start off the movie
Wakes up little boy bitch
He wanders around for a year grows a beard and calls a volleyball Wilson
Tried to break down to the staff quarters for like a week
Quits because pussy
Plays dance dance revolution
Grows more beard
Talks to robot bartender, his only other friend besides Wilson
Wakes up hot chick because bartender is not giving him enough action
She finds out, is pissed
Captain wakes up and dies because full blown body cancer
Engine on fire
Red lights, screaming
Matt Damon wannabe fixes it but flies like eagle
Gets saved, ties for the 49th hunger games
Hugging intensifies
Die 60ish years later with shitty writing from wife and greenhouse covering the ship
The end
6/10 IGN
mmm how many jlaw crtoch shots are there?
>>81034065
not enough to make the film come across as any form of good despite the exceptional initial concept
> Andy Garcia gets mentioned in the credits
> Shows up at the end for 2 seconds
L
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ITT: shows your parents are obsessed with
I really liked Sheevposting/prequel posting and now it's dead.
Even worse it got taken over by reddit and all the people who were Sheevposting on /tv/ probably went to go post on reddit instead.
I think I know how Anakin feels now. Maybe if I was more powerful I could have saved Sheevposting's life
bane, sheev. the two meme kings of /tv/
>>81033448
Its not dead anon, you are
Check numbers
>>81033448
Ironic...
What are some movies about strong black women?
>>81033318
Who is intimidating her?
>>81033318
King Kong Lives
>>81033331
Bill O'Reily insulted her hair, said she had a James Brown wig.
This was a huge story in America and overshadowed the fact that we killed over 200 civilians in one day in Mosul.
/comfy/ stream
Chevy's finest performance (every scene was improved)
Harold Faltermeyer's score
>>81033173
might help to post the room, derp
https://www.rabb.it/r/9fnhn2
>>81033173
Based fletch.
I still use John Cock...tos...sin as a fake name.
everything about that poster makes me want to kill myself
>Get Out
>Selma
>12 Years a Slave
>>81033148
Outside of Denzel, most of them are in comedies and lack range. I love Samuel L. Jackson but I can't deny he doesn't have a lot of acting range
Because people don't mind seeing black people, but they don't want to hear them. This only applies to americans. Ebonics gibberish is just ugly to the ears.
Also fuck this jackass and his southern nigger voice.
>>81033148
You did not arrive as a slave. Neither did your parents, or their parents, or their parents.
What episode is it where Bart meets that girl? Not the sunday school one, but the older one where she spits on his hand. Maybe it's Nelsons girlfriend?
>>81033074
You mean the one played by Darlene from Roseanne?
S4 episode 8 New Kid on the Block I think
>>81033090
OP here, never saw roseanne
Hey man what's up
>>81032921
What the fuck is this from? I've digged so deep in the internet and can't find it.
>>81032943
Problem Child 2
>>81032943
Drive 2
Dracula>Fred Fredburger>Principal Goodvibes>Billy's Dad>Billy=Mandy>Grim>....>Mindy
>>81032880
t. born in 1996
>grim and mandy that low
>fred fredburger that high
>>81032911
how is age relevant?
What do you think of her criterion collection film, Tiny Furniture?
>>81032805
Sha-WING OwO
>>81032805
her sister is hotter
parents must have extreme power to jew your way into criterion
How will netflix fuck up his show?
mass u sum
>>81032733
Quirky trans black nerd sidekick.
>>81032733
That insufferable retarded blonde slut from Daredevil is in it. That's how
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCa7tKiCMN4
kek i forgot how funny that is
>>81032645
Everyone knows Space Madness is the best episode.
>>81032645
Is it just me or did the animation age really well? Was this show ahead of its time?
What is your favourite John Hughes film?
>no flubber
>>81032511
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
Perfect roadtrip movie with two of the greatest comedic actors of all time and a really sweet emotional core that elevates it to a great movie.
But Hughs has a lot of comfy movies I can count among my favorites in his filmography.
>>81032511
Sad how he went from making GOAT tier movies to just trash