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Let me tell you about fucking fivel goes west man, fivel goes west is the greatest cinematic achievement since fucking Birth of a Nation.
What does it have?
>shootouts
>cat bandits
>a clueless mouse chick that I'd bang
>the american frontier
>trains 'n shit
>a slinky motherfucker
>intrigue
>cowboys
How haven't you watched this shit? Go ahead, explain yourselves.
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>>83466133
Motherfucker I was just looking for my old VHS copy the other day. Had to settle on All Dogs.
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>>83466205
its on netflix my dude
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>>83466133
>a clueless mouse chick that I'd bang
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How do you go from this...
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Don't you fucking dare
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>>83466091
To this?
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>>83466127
Delete this now
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So I watched Edward Scissorhands for the first time last night and I started crying, hard. At the "Hold me", "I can't" part, and it was on and off for the rest of the movie. I haven't legitimately cried since I was probably 13 or 14. I'm 24 now.
Am I a faggot?
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>>83465970
No.
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does he finger her?
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god i remember when Tim Burton was good
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thoughts and opinions?
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Empire is perfect
Return has the Ewoks
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>>83465873
I think Return gets more shit than it deserves because men saw this when they were ten years old and were like what's this faggot teddy bear ewok shit and it stuck with them because they never let this franchise go
I think Empire is still the better movie but not because of the Ewoks because Han Solo should have died, the first half of Jedi is great but it has literally impacts nothing in the second half
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>>83465873
4>5>6
They're all pretty good movies tho.
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Thoughts on Mike Rowe and his hit television series Dirty Jobs?
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>>83465722
I love Mike Rowe the Corporate Hoe and as an assistant manager at McDonald's I have encouraged my employees to sign this pledge multiple times.
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Most punch-able face on TV.
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Will taking the SWEAT pledge get me my foreskin back?
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How would you write the 6th?
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I wouldn't.
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>>83465635
Realistic pirate period piece. They're living on watered down rum and maggot infested gruel. I'll make sure to show real medical conditions like scurvy and include some grisly injuries, maybe even a crude, makeshift amputation. Then of course Jack Sparrow can be there too prancing around and having coconuts fall on his head.
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>>83466392
>Realistic pirate period piece
You don't want this. You might think you do but you don't.
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Yes, yes, well done, critics. Well done...
HOWEVER!
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last 4 movies have all had shit RT scores they still make a shit load of money its nothing new
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>>83465505
I liked it.
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It was better than four, but that's no excuse.
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>As you know, Dead Men Tell No Tales...
Stopped watching right there, what the FUCK were they thinking?
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>>83465383
I literally did a 360 and walked out of the theater.
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I thought there already was a pirates movie called dead mans chest
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>Hey Guardians of the Galaxy! Vol. 2 of my tape is here, play it.
Jesus Christ, James, really?
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I Tried
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What I Want
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It's 2150, world population has skyrocketed to 70 billion thanks to CRISPR nanorobots that have eliminated almost all diseases. China is the premier superpower with Japan close second. Whites no longer exist expect in the extreme minority.
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Toybox Avenue
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What's her problem? She seems like a huge bitch
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probably got raped back when she was a loli and ended up being this whorish creature
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Very rarely a beautiful woman will gain enough self-awareness to come to the realization that she actually has no value beyond her looks and it turns her bitter before her time. That being said, I don't know what his problem is.
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>her
>she
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>see thicc girl in commercial
>search for commercial online just for her
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>>83465109
Thicc girls always have stinky pussies
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>>83465109
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>>83465109
>dude that totally made mint milana's career lmao
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>A fella, went by the name of Adolph Hitler!
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>>83464863
I'm dying over here, someone, please, give me a (You).....
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>>83464863
>He was a real jerk.
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>>83464863
Based Norm poster
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Are there any good movies or documentaries about Mormons?
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The book of mormon
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>>83464823
Look up Bill Schnoeblen. There was a really good one with an animated sequence made in the mid-Eighties.
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Thoughts on this movie?
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>>83464790
This & Labyrinth were my favorite movies growing up
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Absolutely classic.
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I remember when I was a kid, and I didn't want to see it because I thought it was a movie for girls
I never watched it until I was like 18, wish I had seen it earlier
>This new season of Decker is going to make some 15 year old from 4chan come to my house and shoot me
What did Tim mean by this?
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He means you are a bunch of reactionary children who support a kike.
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fucking moron doesn't even know You Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Post Here
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>>83464564
He means hes gonna make fun of poltards and they're going to bitch about it