What went wrong?
Vince posting
Oh wait, this is what went right
not enough autism gay man
>>80416816
Too much navel gazing
Too many characters
Plot was all over the place
There were a few good scenes (Ray and his Dad, Vince's walk in the desert, etc) but by and large it was shit.
Vinceposting was the only good thing about it. Caspere knew this.
>Hey guys, there really isn't enough racial tension and hatred in America at the moment, let's start a fucking race war
t. someone who hasn't seen it
>>80416774
Uh-huh, a movie featuring rich white people exploiting black people will start a race war, Okey-dokey.
Why would rich white people want to steak black people's bodies?
So I'm watching this faggot's special on Netflix and he's talking about fucking Tranny's. Is it a bit?
it's his entire act
It's ironic, lil' yimmy would never do that
I gotta admit he's funnier than Bill Burr
Why is American Dad so quotable when family guy is relative trash?
>My name is Braff Zacklin. I was an international race car driver. One day, a baby carriage rolled out onto the track so I swerved into the retaining wall to avoid it. The car burst into flames, but the baby miraculously survived ... I was that baby.
>His dad doesn't talk to him, and his mother left before he was born
>How.....how could she do that?
>He's got red eyes from smoking weed....
All classics. Post your favorite lines
>Ricky Spanish
>They called me Stan Frank, because I was always hiding and writing in my diary.
>I know a jewish girl who wrote a diary once. It didn't end well for her. Her name was Fran Drescher. Hahahaha, you thought I was making a Holocaust joke! SHAME ON YOU!
>*snot pretending to be Steve*
>Dad, what are moms boobs like?
>I'll tell ya, Snot
Why are there no cult films anymore? I can't think of anything from recent years people quote regularly.
drive
>>80415552
Drive literally is the biggest cult movie on this stupid fucking board. How stupid are you?
>>80415552
If a movie is original or campy it won't be greenlit. The only movies made nowadays are guaranteed hits or tragic flops.
ITT: We come up with terrible ideas for Simpsons episodes
to keep making them after 600 episodes.
>>80414552
Lisa fucks bart
>>80414552
Homer gets a call from his mother and
I'll start
So what comes after this?
>>80414200
Work in Pacific Rim somehow
>>80414200
Baby in a baby carriage
>>80414200
GODZILLA VS MECHAGODZILLA
or DESTROY ALL MONSTERS
What did she mean by this?
>>80414088
>Finally, after all these years, I have become....Christine.
Walked out of the theater right then and there.
>>80414088
/ourgirl/
>tfw I'll never lose my virginity with a woman who also is one
let's see how long /tv/ can talk about this show before somebody mentions reddit
You already mentioned it..
>Reddit and Memey
>>80413876
once again proving how shit the opinions on this board are
this show isnt even bad
dont you have some cunnyposting or KEKED shit to post?
>hiking across a continent, workout of a the century
>still a fatty
was gollum right? was samwise a sneaky lembas-stealing hobbit?
what else had you scratching your head
Didn't the journey only take like two weeks or something?
How dramatic of a change could take place
>>80413674
It took months dude.
Hobbit genetics
Oh no x) !
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/mar/14/the-big-bang-theory-has-officially-started-its-death-spiral-young-sheldon
The big bang theory was the minions of the tv world. I'll never understand normies
it's still the top rating comedy on TV and everyone involved is making bank regardless of whether the spinoff succeeds
he strikes yet again
CUZ I'M IN TOO DEEP
Not like he was ever a big deal or anything.
>>80413217
This. C list actors drop out of the industry.
These things happen.
If it was Jonah Hill or some shit this thread would have actually been worth it
He's just working to get out of the house. He's a millionaire.
Do you want to fuck me /tv/?
>>80413157
Nah, you're alright.
Man I haven't seen these movies in years. it's snowy as fuck out, might as well have myself a double feature.
>>80413157
Hmmm, maybe. Do you have a shitting-table like all real Asians?
What's the best comedy film of all time?
This will forever be on my top spot
First of all are Abbot and Costello greater than the Three Stooges, the Marxist Brothers and Laurel and Hardy?
I think so. They're certainly the most erotic
>>80413183
Good taste