>You have to read the book to understand the film!
Fact: If you can't tell your story within three hours of film time or across several movies, it isn't worth telling Booktards.
Reading books is fucking boring
>>83671669
>mfw Alien:Covenant the book explains all the missing details of Alien:Covenant the movie
>>83671698
this booklets are pathetic
APOLOGIZE
>>83671637
Nah
>>83671637
No.
>>83671713
what video game is this?
-- make me a grilled-cheese sandwich!!
>you will never be fish's grilled-cheese slave
>penguin has made her dozens
>>83671495
Didn't she die?
>>83671495
Whocried when Penguin was telling Fish not to die
>>83671642
Yeah I cried tootear of joy knowing she isn't in the next season
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
That's it then, the DUCU is over.
>>83671486
>misses the point of its iconic character's deathless appeal
Yeah but that bat-fist, though
>>83671486
Good. I want cinematic universes to die. They're all glorified trailers for the next one which is a glorified trailer for the next one and so on
Name a better mainstream comedy from this decade
>>83671376
The Nice Guys.
walk hard
>>83671376
Some British movie nobody in the states has seen
>A
>FUCKING
>SLOTH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EVEN THE PREQUELS WERE BETTER THAN THIS TRASH
>>83671267
explain pls
>>83672332
hello pls explain
>>83672627
>>83672332
In the new Star wars, Rey fights a sloth that comes out of the ocean. The twist? The sloth is actually Anakin Skywalker
Hard mode: capeshit doesn't count because it isn't intended for english speaking adult viewers.
>>83671215
that would be romance or action
Shouldn't it be called terror?
That would be romcoms
Hey there, /tv/. Want some pie?
>>83671209
>>83671209
What flavor?
>>83671209
Is that a rare pepe?
Is this pile of shit worth watching?
de pusy
>>83671119
Sounds like your mind is already made up so I'd say no
>>83671466
more like
de SLUTTY NECKS amirite or amirite
JUSTice is served, boys.
>>83670980
Elaborate
>>83671022
Mummy reboot bombed hard.
And he took the curse upon himself.
I'm ignorant on why progressives hate them so much.
>>83670864
There's nothing wrong with blatant waifu bait. Emotionally distant but stunningly handsome men who have a woman bring out their sensitive side have been a female fantasy used in fiction for generations. People have fantasies, Oprah.
>>83670864
They're generally bland and follow a cookie cutter fantasy of basically being a pretty face with no real personality beyond being into what you're into.
Real characters and people have depth. I mean, honestly think about Ramona Flowers. Nerds went crazy for that waifu bait but she's beyond bland and it even shines through in the comics.
It plays into the idea that if you're not an asshole then that means you're a good guy, right? Nah, that's basically stockholm syndrome light. To be good you have to do good things and at that point the character is no longer "manic pixie dream girl" but cheerleader which is less of a problem when you think about it because at least the cheer leader is actually showing interest and enthusiasm for a proper accomplishment beyond being less of an asshole than "other guys" which somehow every other guy thinks the same thing. Except chad though, he's not a real human being.
>>83670864
Because men should break their backs to get the lonely girl out of her shell,not the other way around.
haha will reddit ever recover?
why do the redditors even care?
why does ANYONE even care?
>>83670882
whiny faggot
Hi I'm new just turned 19 btw and a fan of reddit FULL DISCLOSURE but isn't 4chan a poor person's reddit?
I'm looking for tv shows about prostitutes. What are they? I'll take all you can get.
>>83670804
hookers at the point
harlots
Dollhouse if you don't mind zombie prostitutes controlled by necromancers
what movie should I watch before I kill myself tonight
Watch this and then decide
>>83670784
why delay it? just do it right now
don't kill yourself bud shit always gets better not even joking!
Find a flaw.
>Light hair
>Dark eyebrows
That was easy
>>83670759
The acting
>>83670759
The dark eyebrows don't fit the rest of his face