What are some movies where you have a lot of fun?
Pain and Gain
Stretch
Nice Guys
>>83341708
MINEY
CRAFTA
>tfw Drake Bell wrote a patrician song on Drake and Josh and no one even knows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFyhCfq0_Y4
>>83341587
shit i remember this episode
I remember that girl he's singing to, she always used to have small parts on nickelodeon shows
>>83341587
This episode was cute as hell.
Were the gay sex scenes with David and Walter really necessary?
>>83341276
Was the giant laser scene really necessary?
Scott wanted to make a gay porno, but the only way he could get the budget was by wrapping it in Alien. So, those scenes were the only relevant part of the movie really.
Were the kung fu android fist fights really necessary?
((((Goldman)))) only corporate shills hate this film
The review was vastly improved by making it four sentences long and breaking it up into four text messages. When the time comes to execute all the reviewers, his death will be painless.
>>83341244
nobody that uses twitter deserves a painless death
>>83341067
>Throwing in that line about how this movie written and made by a woman must have been spoiled by a man
Erytiem
Post a screenshot of your latest kino at 9:14 and try to impress other anons by guessing correctly
>>83341022
Valerie and her week of wonders
>>83341022
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>>83341022
Little Nicky
I AM FIRE
I AM DEATH
What a edge lord
I AM INCOME TAX
*posts webm of the gold shit*
HAHAHAHAHA HOW DO THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS FUCKING HACKS LMAO BTFO
who was in the wrong here?
>only I CAN call my self a whore
>>83340608
She was wrong for not being able to take a joke, especially since her entire act is about her being a ho. He was wrong for apologizing.
He's a sexist
Is it actually good?
Seems to be shit. But I hven't seen..
>>83340323
I heard it was a bit raunchy. Can someone give me a quick rundown?
>Baywatch movie
>The leads are men
>Men are the focus of the advertising
>The men are more scantily-clad than the women
Where did it all go so wrong?
It's popular, it's got amazing characters, lots of roles for young Latina girls with ample "talents". Why is this not a show?
fucking idiot
/tv/ doesn't read. /tv/ especially would never read anything not made by an American
>lots of roles for young Latina girls
Don't you mean the whole cast has to be Latino?
>>83340298
I tried reading this. I dropped it when I realized it was magical realism garbage.
Recommend me Israeli films
Hard mode: no war/terrorism films
>>83340297
didn't watch his movies, but love him as a writer, so anything by ephraim kishon i guess. lemme know how it goes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giv%27at_Halfon_Eina_Ona
Directed by Assi Dayan:
>In 1976 he directed the film Giv'at Halfon Eina Ona, a comedy about a group of military reservists in the Sinai. This film is considered by frequent surveys to be the 'most Israeli' film of all time.
Starring HaGashash HaHiver:
>Often called HaGashashim (The Trackers), they are considered a classic of Israeli entertainment and the most influential comedy act in the history of Israel.
Fill the Void
Classic Paul Dano
C
>>83340328
Dano'd
Hey Lois, remember that time we had Dwayne Johnson over for dinner?
>hey louise, remember the time I starting browsing imageboards?
>peter, I'm not getting "blacked" whatever that means.
>>83340209
>I sure do Peter
>His advice on toy merchandising was terrible
>cutaway to a torrent of piss blowing out their doors and windows
APOLOGIZE
they clapped when my plane landed safely in america. they'll clap for anything. sometimes I go to bad plays and I see the audience sitting slumped in their seats and obviously disinterested and just hoping the play will end quickly and I stand up and give a standing ovation and like a herd of birds flocking off a sinking ship like rats they will be incapable of not joining me in my ovation because the pressure to not stand up is too great for the weak american's spine to take given that they have strained it under their global obesity rates.
>>83340807
Still upset he trashed your books, Stephenie?
>>83340807
Cannes is in France...
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
IM IN CHARGE HERE
>>83340136
NOT ANYMORE.
YOUR JARRING DISCONNECT W/ FANS HAS BEEN HIGHLIGHTED.
IT'S TIME TO APPRECIATE RAUNCHY R-RATED SUMMER FUN AND LAUGHS MADE FOR THE FANS
>>83340118
>>83340136
Shitposting aside, can somebody tell me where the line "This can't be happening, I'm in charge here!" comes from? I've been Baneposting for years and still don't know the origin of this line.
Was Childs the thing?
>>83340086
Are there any 'horror' movies like this one?
It doesn't have a single cliche and the characters are always acting rationally.
The whole intro is absolute kino.
>>83340086
If you can't see their breath in cold weather, they're The Thing.
When the f*ck is /tv/ going to rewatch this movie together
>>83340156
The Thing (2011)