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>>82337699
these are both unattractive heads.

>>82337699
womanlets when will they learn

>>82337731
they're called shehulks. "let" implies small, and being small is almost always a positive for a woman, unless it goes into ridiculous territory.

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k

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owo what do i win

>>82337613
>I didn't get it the first I watched it, and I still don't get it know.

Jesus Christ, I fucked up that sentence.

Sexual insecurity

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>>82337613
Honestly who gives a shit, Kubrick is a hack. Filmed sex and then censored it in post by putting people in front of the action, like why?

Also: THE dumbest score to ever be committed to a film. As an amateur composer every time I hear that two-note shit I want to kill myself. Someone got paid 5 figures to write the most lazy garbage ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os-cHI9G2KU

>>82337308
I just came on here wondering if there was a Ted thread, good timing OP

The pedo was

>>82337264
The Pedo obviously

But the film is so shit that people actually end up rooting for him.

Ellen Page for being such a smug cunt and flaunting her absolutely atrocious cliché "look at me, i'm doing vile things like cutting a man's balls off but talking about it very non nonchalantly as if i'm narrating how to make fried eggs, isn't my character so quirky and fucked up because she's acting like what she's doing is perfectly normal??? xD" acting.

>>82337406
At this point, marvel isn't deviating away from a tried and true formula, if it makes billions, it's gonna keep going. And no matter what artistic critiques you may have, shit isn't gonna change. Yeah, the RT meter will say 76% for the critics, but if it's at 90+ for general audiences, marvel doesn't give a fuck.

>>82337468
I feel like they actually tried to move on from the formula a bit. the faceless goons were cut down from earlier movies, they were generally used to drive the plot onward rather than just giving the heroes faceless baddies to kill (the monarch ships driving them to ego/bringing out rockets flaws to be dealt with, the pirates bringing rocket and yondu together). plus they killed of a Yondu for good, he isn't coming back, and I like that Groot doesn't just get a reset button, he is stuck as tiny Groot growing up. Of course its pretty standard marvel at the end of the day, its definitely better then I expected.

>>82337406
This film is phenomenal. It's everything Age of Ultron should have been and failed to live up to be. I wasn't expecting to get emotional as much as I did over a comic book movie. This is honest to goodness how sequels need to be for movies like GotG.

>>82337209

Ultimate kino

What's it about? I know nothing about it other than people say it got cancelled too soon

only a pleb would have to ask

I've just started watching and I have some q's

Yes why are there nigs everyw

Why does he live in a house worth $20m

Why does every actor seem bored

>le marathon
>le racism XD

kill yourself

>>82337052
his house is explained in le season 1 i think
i wonder why nigs are everywhere too
actor is bored because he is bored i think

>>82337063
>yikes

>>82336926
>BUT ON THE SURFACE HE LOOKS CALM AND READY TO DROP BOMBS

>>82336926
2 pints of mint chocolate chip

Mah nigga

>When millennials are born twenty years too late for a joke to be funny but don't care.

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>DChad or MCUck
>you decide

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what if I like both?

>>82336907
I prefer Marvel. DC's good movies are all Batman stuff, that's kind of narrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPFCHuEegsk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXej_1-Mv38

>>82336753
Shits all over Eye of the Tiger when it comes to inspirational Rocky music.

>>82336639
*that his wife had been alive

>>82336639
>>1. Why did Sweeney decide to randomly murder people after the Pirelli incident instead of focusing on his nemeses Judge Turpin and Beadle Bamford?
Meat for the meat pies
>2. Why did that Tobias kid decide to kill Sweeney?
because he killed Ms Lovett
>3. How did he know mrs. Lovett hid the fact from him that had been alive until that point in the story?
because he recognized the old woman as his wife in the end
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I feel like these were all really self explanatory, but I like Sweeney Todd so I want to talk about it

1. Mrs Lovett talked him into it.
2. Revenge over Mrs Lovett's death
3. He didn't realize until he killed her and recognized her

Basically Sweeney did nothing wrong, it was all Mrs Lovett's fault, that cunt.

OK.

>>82336626
fuck off retard

>>82336626
yeah

whats wrong honey

More like apeshit

>>82336918
*rolls eyes and smirks*

awww, are your little whiteboi fee fees hut because the made the MC into a scary black man?

>>82336590
What's there to discuss?

>>82336613
yondu's death

>>82336664
Literally who. It has nothing on the kino death scene of fan-favorite Jimmy Olsen