Goosebumps, Tales from the Crypt, Beyond Belief, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Twilight Zone, Eerie Indiana, Monsters, etc. Come join us watchan and bantzan the best of them!
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are you afraid of the dark currently playing
tales from the crypt next
if horror is comfy it's not doing a good job being horror
Will we ever see another good Bond film?
Also Craig is shit
casino royalle was kino
quantem of solace was boring
skyfall most overrated
spectre was fucking generic garbage
For some reason, I think a nigger Bond is less offensive than a blonde Bond. Probably because the UK has been culturally enriched. Might as well represent the shitskin majority.
>>83021168
desu idris elba would make a top bond
Thoughts?
I've always wondered, isn't there a point where money just doesn't mean anything? Like what the fuck are you going to do with 80 billion? Isn't there a point where he thinks "maybe I shouldn't take such a big fucking cut"? I mean there are people working for amazon at minimum wage, barely getting by from day to day.
>>83021192
That's the feeling of being a Rothschild, money means nothing to you because you are the main loaner of the world
>>83021192
Imagine if Amazon started paying their minimum wage monkeys $60k+ salaries. Would it change anything else?
Movies that would convince me to move to either NY or LA?
I'm looking to move to a big city, yes I know it's expensive and minorities everywhere but something about living in one of these two cities attracts me
predator 2 for la
>>83020915
Go to LA.
I don't know your taste, watch Heat or something.
Big Trouble in Little China.
>NY
rumble in the bronx
>LA
rush hour
Is this any good? I'm not white so I enjoy movies that shit on whites
>wanting this boards shit opinion on anything
don't take my opinion seriously either because I post on /tv/
>>83020902
It sounds pretty retarded desu
>>83020902
I'm black, and I found it insulting to my intellegance.
Bad writing.
>Conan remake
>Exodus: Gods and kings
>Gods of Egypt
>Ben-Hur
>Warcraft
>King Arthur: Legend of the sword
Rip epic hero historical/mythology films. You were my favorite genre, but now all that's produced for years has been shit and marvel quip kino is now seen as less generic and people now dread going to see these films rather than expecting anticipating them with joy. F.
Will it ever recover?
>>83020878
not in the way classics like cleopatra were shot, with thousands of extras and costume and set design.
you can thank lotr for killing the genre by making audience expectation too high and also forcing everyone to use cgi for anything.
the epic is about showing the hero's journey, but modern society has deemed those themes to be too sexist and racist and patriarchal, so instead you get corporate sludge, racial quotas, and gay sex, because remember love is PURELY about physical sex and nothing else, romance is sexist after all and reinforces negative stereotypes, women want to be heroes too anon!
>>83020878
If you didn't see the great wall in theaters you are part of the problem
>>83020878
don't lose hope anon it only takes one good director to do it well and it will come back. he isn't 100% but ridley scott around alien all in camera, a director with that passion could do it
Is this the most exciting studio right now???
https://a24films.com/films
LITERAL KINO
essential reddit core
Every great film they've put out is completely negated by that Franco brothers Room movie. I hope A24 closes and every single person involved with that circlejerk never works again.
they dont have ONE movie that is below average
>Bobba Fett...I'm S.I.T.H
>>83020707
How long did it take you to make this? More importantly, why?
Still laughed, though. Good job anon.
>>83020824
Like 5 minutes in PS.
>>83020707
there's already a better one.
Would you a zombie?
no, they smell bad and feel icky
>episode ends with the same fucking cliffhanger as the previous one
Fuck you, Fuller
the timeline was all fucked in this, did shadow meet czernobog before or after this?
>me behind Arnold
Arnie or Stallone
That Jersey fuck is completely full of himself
Bruce is my favourite. I like the fact that he plays everyday guys like John McClane who get into sticky situations. Makes it feel more real than big bodybuilders going up against entire armies.
Is Lawrence Fishburn one of the greatest actors of our time?
>>83020075
yes, but steve fassbender is better
>>83020075
that's Denzel Washington though?
>>83020075
An anchor from my local station interviewed him and called him morpheus on air
Is /tv/ ready for wimpkino?
These movies suck.
>>83020151
Who actually watches this shit? I'm 24 but if I think back to when I was a kid even I would've thought these types of movies looked lame as fuck
What are these movies even about? Looks like they would have dome generic sitcom plots that have no business being a movie.
CHUCK?
Tell me about Sneed, why does he feed with seed?
>>83020008
Ehh, you don't get to buy feed
I don't get it, is the joke that it used to be Chuck's Feed and Seed and Sneed was too envious to change the name of the store?
Post the worst episode of your favorite TV show
Pretty much any episode from season 5, bar the last couple, but have this one
>>83020178
I have to agree, season 5 was just shit fest. Didnt like it at all.
>>83019902
The last episode of every season of Fargo is the worst of their respective season.
ITT: Characters that are literally you.
why did you choose to have frank costanzas lawyer wear a cape?