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>>83237230
na, sounds pretty gay to me desu

>>83237314
It's not gay, it's topical.

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>>83237230
Simpsinners and Saints

>Bart decides to skip church one day and meets a fellow troublemaker (special guest star Justin Roiland!!) Who convinces him that God's not real
>Bart becomes an atheist and begins violently taunting the Flanders family and committing acts of vandalism in the name of science
>Bart then beheads Mr. Burns for being a climate change denier (and a dumb Republican lol) and is promptly sent to prison where he awaits execution for murder
>At the last minute, Bill Nye and Neil Degrasse Tyson swoop in and convince the warden that Barr is actually justified in his bloodletting due to Mr. Burns being a cis white Christian male
>Reverend Lovejoy then realizes the errors of his ways and gives an impromptu sermon explaining that even atheists go to heaven and religion is more of an abstract but still dangerous idea
>roll credits to sex junk

B Plot
>Otto hits Ralph with his bus

Made scrambled eggs. Then I went to a pizza shop near me to get an egg/mushroom sandwich. They asked me if I wanted anything on it and I said lettuce and tomatoes "I guess", big mistake. I don't know why some people hate flavor cause the eggs didn't even have a pinch of salt. Awful.

Your moms ass and pussy, i drank all her pussy juices up

haha BANE

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>FFwding thru BCS on DVR
>Stop too early
ENTER THE BADLANDS. NEW EPISODES..
>Shit! Keep FFwd
>Accidently push it to 4X
>Plot points blaze by at near lightning speed
Created By Vince Gillian
>MOTHERFUCKER!!
>Rewind back at 2x but button doesn't respond and go right into comercials
I WILL NEVER PUT RIBS ON A BURGER! YEAH I KNOW
You torrent fags will never know the struggle.

tie a rope around my phone and swing it at him

>>83237208
where did you get the rope from?
i personallly would start powering up and use my sharingan

Who /4 > 3 > 1 > 2 > 5/ here?

I like three the most.

>>83236893
Fuck, why was 4 so good? Less Mcnulty? The Boyz n the Hood story? The best characters are missing yet its the best season

This is the first post on 4chan to really make me think

>>83236629
>Childhood is watching MDE
>Adulthood is laughing at Sam "Big fat broke bitch" Hyde fading into irrelevancy

Where does Nick fit into the equation? Teens?
Btw I like all a lot but Charls has to be my fave. I thought he was acting it up sometimes but he is always hyped up and crazy based on all the shit I have seen from him.

Yea.

Armond loved Pain and Gain but shit on Baywatch

>>83236381
You're cancer

>>83236626
Fuck that's not a good sign for this flick

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>>83236332
>those tits

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>>83236332

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>>83236387
her name is mrs kettleman

>>83235891

was this when he tried to leave the store without paying

>>83235891
At least he is less of a cuck than your average Hollywood actor.

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Just when you think OP's picuture couldn't get any better;
>TDKR in the redbox

>>83235843
Who?

Robert loggia never got a sticky

>>83235874
Powers Boothe

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Saved.

>>83235755
kek

>>83235755
when does the new season come out?

>>83235743
I hope you are watching the Sub because the Dub has some weird as fuck VAs , Scully from X-Files and Billy Bob Thorton, lots of very distracting VA casting

fucking weird out of place VAs if you're watching dubs which you should be unless you're a fucking weeaboo

>>83235743
the correct term is marathon.

>>83235739
Yes. But it's more to do with changing times and culture than the state of film. Popular entertainment will reflect society's mindset, not direct it.

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>Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control
Pegg

>SW movies are for children but they don't want to admit it. There's a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like The Terminator and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike
Lucas

>SW created the big-budget comic book mentality, it ate the heart and the soul of Hollywood
Schrader

>A 12yo boy told me proudly that he had seen SW over a 100 times? I said 'could you promise never to see it again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his 30s, isn't living in a fantasy world of secondhand childish banalities
Guinness

>I don't think they are making them an elevated art form, I think it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape. It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core
Cronenberg

>I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me
Friedkin

>They have been poison, this cultural genocide, Because the audience is so overexposed to plot and explosions and shit that doesn’t mean nothing about the experience of being human
Iñárritu

>Spandex must cost a lot. I look at them and scratch my head. I’m really baffled by it
Gibson

>Superman makes me vomit, Batman and all of that. That whole empire, this religion. It is so important that superheroes suffer... I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States
Jodorowsky

>To my mind, this embracing of what were unambiguously children's characters at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence
A. Moore

>It's produced by humans who can't stand looking at other humans. And that's why the industry is full of otaku!
Miyazaki

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Infantilization of society goes hand in hand with its feminization.

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>>83235632
but we didnt

>>83235632
>>83235901
>>83235926

She was a Christmas cake who went batshit crazy. It happens all the time in Japan.

>>83235475
Name a film where this happens and not in a soft-reboot way, a la TFA

>>83236402
Alien: Covenant

>>83236417
Name 2 more

Quality thread

>>83235378
LITTLE

>>83235992
WHITE