My wife recently had a baby, can you rec me some movies?
>>84264680
Rosemary's Baby
>>84264680
Your wife had a baby? Is it not your child? What a strange way to word it...
>>84264680
Please tell me the baby is black.
How the FUCK does he do it?
>>84264525
He's Mr. Cellophane.
>>84264525
He always sounds kind of drunk and it's hard to not take everything he says as some kind of joke. It's really weird when he has a serious role.
>>84264525
he's a doctor
Where were you when Resident Evil goes full John Wick and Equilibrium?
>>84264470
I was watching it on my computer.
Jesus fucking Christ...
>>84264470
what video game is this?
Is there a reason why women aren't held to the same standard as men when it comes to getting in shape for a movie?
Though most will cite Wonder Woman as a recent example, I think Scarlett in Ghost in the Shell was way more egregious of this.
>>84264468
giv muscle gf
>>84264468
You're forgetting about the most beautiful woman in existence, Jessica Biel.......
Because muscular women aren't feminine or attractive you closet faggot
What the fuck was up with some of the shots in this film?
It's like Bay was intentionally trying to sexualize a 14 year old girl.
>>84264405
Well the audience for this "film" is middle schoolers.
>>84264405
>It's like Bay was intentionally trying to sexualize a 14 year old girl.
>It's like
>>84264405
Why dont you provide some evidence you cunt
Is this the best episode?
Homer. At. The. Bat.
Who shot burns pt. 2
>>84264365
>doing drugs in the first place
>>84264365
>off
>>84264409
this, it's much better to be deaf, blind and have a superiority complex, plus drugs are ILLEGAL
Is Jason disqualified for being Bond because of his low-class northern english accent?
He doesn't have the look. Bond is supposed to be able to blend into high society.
His manletism and severe case of bald alone disqualifies him
>>84264321
he's disqualified because he's a bald manlet
ITT we rank a director's films from best to worst.
I'll start with Tarkovsky
The Sacrifice > Stalker > Nostalghia > Andrei Rublev > The Mirror > Ivan's Childhood > Solaris
For Terrence Malick.
Tree of Life > Knight of Cups > Thin Red Line > The New World > Days of Heaven > Badlands > To the Wonder
Obviously I have not watched Voyage of Time or Song to Song yet
>>84264293
>A Sacrifice > Stalker
Okay what the fuck.
Tarantula.
Pulp Fiction > Jackie Brown > Reservoir dogs > Kill Bill Vol. 1 > Inglorious Basterds> Kill Bill vol 2> Django > Deathproof >Hateful Eight
For England, James?
Bond doesn't fuck every Bond Girl
>>84264127
>Muh dick? Jamessss?
not watching it
this is too far
Who else /mater/ here? and are you as dissapointed as me that best car did not have a bigger role in cars 3?
I hope he gets his own stand alone movie. Also I liked they introduced the new girl car and she wasnt a mary sue like Rey
I would've changed the endign have McQueen realize that Cruz is a good racer and haver her run the entire race, not that bullshit of him doing one lap then switching out
I like the lowrider the best.
>>84263951
This
It felt too much like blatant cheating
One dog goes one way, the other goes the other.
now go and get your fucking shinebox
>that episode where a fan sends his painting to bob ross and its some gay experimental shit where the whole canvas was black with a single dot in it so he just throws it in the garbage and screams at the camera that he'll fucking kill anyone that sends him garbage like that
>waaay down below the ocean
sersh thread
ITT: dead careers
>>84263826
Watch it hothead
>>84263826
Fpbp
Do you watch Halt And Catch Fire?
do YOU?
>>84263727
yes gib UNIX gf pls
>>84263717
Yeah, but it has the same stupid problem than Silicon Valley and by season 3 its already vexing.
Now that Mad Men, The Young Pope, and The Knick are over what patrician tier tv series does /tv/ have to look forward to?Pls, I need something to look forward to.
;_;
>>84263709
Literally nothing, television is in the shitter right now
>>84263709
LYNCHED season 3
>>84263709
>The Knick
haven't seen this yet. is it good or pretentious shite?