>The world is still made up of green apples and dreams and wishing wells and throwing pennies in fountains; the heart beats fast when a pretty girl winks. All of that is still what it is all about. The important things, the ones some people put down, are the lovely, wonderful things that give gooseflesh.
>The young film-maker, with a desire to gain information and be the best in his craft, should also be thinking about puppies and apples and gooseflesh, and wonderful, happy endings.
These are the last two paragraphs of the best book ever written about filmmaking, The Total Film-Maker by Jerry Lewis. Prove him wrong.Protip: you can't.
>>87055286
>movies should be about deluding yourself from reality
So he's a drug dealer, basically?
http://www.thedailybeast.com/jerry-lewis-and-the-homeless-daughter-he-cruelly-ignored
really zim-zams the brainpan. thanks jerry
>requesting a break from this
Was Rachel retarded or gay?
>rachel not getting with this while she had the chance
was rachel retarded or gay?
About to watch this film.
Does it contain any form of race-bait? I couldn't tell from the trailers. Otherwise i'm not bothering.
>>87055210
No but it's shit so you'd be wasting your time anyways
>>87055702
This
It's a generic "humans are the real monsters" story, but tryhards pretend to like it because muh minimalism
Nothing happens
Its just a post-apo of people living in the wood and whispering to eachother the entire movie
Nothing supernatural or scary happens.
The scary parts failed to be scary
.
Hey Alan get out of my parker lol
>>87055147
i dont remember this scene in starwars a new hope? :S
There is literally nothing wrong with this scene
thoughts on this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn-csFKhQCg
looks like leto can act if given the right material
man she really let herself go huh
>>87055110
DELET THIS
>>87055110
>DUDE AWKWARD ANGLE LMAO
>>87055110
man she really let herself go huh
Has anyone seen the movie the Innocence of Muslims? It's back on Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGsFHAO0pMA&bpctr=1504030750
It is racist
>5 years ago
>same year as Bravo Joss, TDKR and le shiggy donatello
>I'm still here
Remember all those innocents murdered by Christians after the airing of The Last Temptation.
You have to lick my balls Mharti, it's the only way!
You need a certain level of intelligence to truly appreciate such comedy
>>87055067
Truhpahluhpahdoo! A truhpahluhpahdee!
>>87055067
Pump the shaft MMMARTTYY
This bit was funnier than anything in rock and morty
THE SENATE WILL HEAR THE FIRST POSTER ON THIS THREAD!
Sneed
>>87055036
FUCK THE REPUBLIC
>>87055060
THE SENATE NOW DECLARES THE DAY THE FIRST POSTER IN THIS THREAD WAS BORN TO BE A NEFASTUS DAY
Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus ?
Why does every character ignore that Jon Snow fled the Night Watch to become King in the North?
None of them except Davos knows that he was killed. To them, he should be a traitor who deserves an execution
"I woz ded, I woz freed from me vows" cchhhyeeeah right buddy
They are of the Night's Watch until they die. They are then set free. Snow died. Therefore he was set free.
>>87055038
>>87056060
for fucks sake read the OP!
The audience knows it, not ANY of the other chars. At least Cersei would use somethng like that.
Here are all the informations we’ve been able to get about the Spider-Man Homecoming sequel.
- Fun fact : They’re having a pretty hard time to find the name of the movie.
- Mysterio will be the main vilain of the movie, he’s an android remotely controled by The Tinkerer.
More his abilities include creating space warps like The Spot does in the comics.
- Peter and May will live at the Jones because their flat has been destroyed during the events of Avengers 4.
- Ned Leeds will move to Florida. His parents think New York has become to dangerous since the events of Avengers 4.
- Shocker will help Mac Gargan, Blackie Drago and Sergei Kravinoff to escape from prison.
- Mysterio will send Spider-Man to Mexico using a space warp. Spidey will then hide in a plane until he get to Florida where he manages to find Ned. Then some Avengers may show up at Ned’s house to elaborate a plan.
- They’re currently thinking about putting Black Widow, Bucky Barnes (the new Captain America), and Falcon in the movie. They would team-up with Spider-Man to stop Mysterio but enventually when all his friends will be injured, Peter will decide that he has to confront Mysterio alone.
Doctor Strange will also make a cameo.
- Marvel doesn’t want to include in the MCU : Mary-Jane Watson; Gwen Stacy; The Lizard; Sandman; Venom; Carnage; the Daily Bugle; Firestar
- Planned easter eggs: Oscorp Industries, The Prowler
- The first post-credit scene shows the Green Goblin flying through the city, at night
>>87054978
Dumbest shit I've ever read, so it's probably true
"They’re having a pretty hard time to find the name of the movie"
NO SHIT
Seriously good luck Marvel Studios. Not an easy one.
Anyway there's a lot of things from Ultimate Spider-man. Hope it's not fake cause it's pretty cool.
What happened to Keira Knightley? Why isn't she in movies anymore?
>>87054954
she has a husband and a baby. probably just living her life comfortably.
>>87054954
She lost motivation after she won that Oscar for Black Swan
>>87054954
too much acting range
PRAISE ALLAH!
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>>87054925
/ourguy/
>>87054994
thats not MattYA PUNK ASS BITCH
bb telling matt to stop hot showering
jason called to the dr
another penalty or something coming
are we ,dare i say, in the golden age of television?
>two worst actors in the world
>biggest characters in the biggest show
>paid millions to act
>can't act
/tv/ was never golden