DELLOW FELEGATES
>>79119071
>this cartoon rabbit frog dinosaur is responsible for the formation of the Empire
The prequels were a mistake.
Padme was too busy sunbathing. What a cunt.
Remember when Sony posted this entire movie accidentally on their youtube
any other fuck ups like this?
OP getting born
they posted The Amazing Spiderman 3 accidently too
and Reimi's Spider-Man 4
>>79119038
I still cant belive the fucked up mummy audio trailer really happened. I always thought the divergent timeline shit was lowtier memeing but that trailer really opened my eyes.
>long day of swabbing the decks
>hear the kinogong from across the waves
>entire crew scrambling around to make sure we're not late like we were last month
>parrots won't stop screeching
>our cinecaptain is losing his mind
>finally get our lovely vessel into formation
>mfw we were chosen as the projector ship again
>can hear the cracks of fishing boats frantically preparing crab legs
>designated cannoneers line up beside us
>the ammo skiff somehow gave one of the cannon crews 80% of the cannonballs, and her crew is consequently flogged for their incompetence
>they finally divvy up the ammo, but the screen galleon still isn't here
>the audience ship even arrives, full of prisoners, before the screen galleon
>foreskin eels begin circling frantically and emitting a high-pitched squealing noise
>less penis inspection failures than usual, meaning we're gonna have to put up with the eels' ridiculous wailing for the first 2 hours of the film
>finally the screen galleon arrives and unfurls the IMAX sail
>time for the prefilm 90-gun salute
>some idiot on the designated cannoneering crew fires directly into the IMAX sail
>it's Friday night, so they're using the combustible cannonballs
>entire screen galleon catches fire and sinks
>suddenly a white van comes speeding across the deep blue
>it's the FBI
>we all get arrested and thrown in the 6th level of the cinema prison for attempting to pirate a movie
>mfw I didn't even get to watch a dog's purpose
>>79118913
lol not bad
>>79118913
>>foreskin eels begin circling frantically and emitting a high-pitched squealing noise
>>less penis inspection failures than usual, meaning we're gonna have to put up with the eels' ridiculous wailing for the first 2 hours of the film
W-what happens if you fail penis inspection?
what's that one movie you have to finish every time you watch it?
Godfather I & II
>>79118764
>mfw watched Amadeus for the first time in class during high school
>was excited to not have any class bullshit, but didn't think the movie would be so good
>>79118764
all of them
Why was his acting so over the top in Heat? Did Michael Mann tell him to act that way or did Pacino do it on his own and everyone was too scared to tell him to tone it down.
He plays an eccentric cop. I don't think it detracted from the movie, if anything made it more memorable.
>>79118396
It was insinuated that Vincent Hanna was a coke head. I think Pacino mentioned this not too long ago.
>>79118396
WHO!?
WHO!?
WHAT ARE YOU, A FUCKIN OWL!?
Coked up Pacino is kino
>Lego Batman Movie has Bane/CIA references
(pic semi related)
Holy shit
i hate meme culture
>>79118359
Holy fuck, details?
>>79118416
So I saw a pre screening
>Batman is in his Batcave going through some files on his computer and reading names of Villains he has put in Arkham Asylum
>The last person he list he pauses and says "and...Bane?", just like CIA
Theres also another scene
Will The Year of the Spoon Part II end in a suicidie?
He should quit
THE
LAST
YEAR
OF
THE
SPOON
>>79118327
I'm literally rewatching his Phantasmagoria playthrough right now, it's so fun
The fuck went wrong
some of you guys are alright, don't go to school tomorrow
it's sunday my man
you seem alright, don't sign onto your pronz site tomorrow
>all of you guys are alright
I don't go to school. I'm an adult with a job.
>dude muh wife
>dude muh dog
>dude i'm a super assassin
This movie was a piece of shit. Shitty acting. Shitty dialogue. Shitty fight scenes.
This movie literally makes no sense.
Why does /tv/ like this again?
doesn't try to be something it's not.
>>79118137
>can't enjoy a simple action movie
can you please just leave or something, I don't know how else to get someone to go away and you clearly don't belong
>>79118235
I guess this would be an example of a BAD simple action movie.
Fuck off to reddit, faggot.
Can't wait for this years Oscars to be ruined
by politics.
How do we stop this?
Can't I watch an event about film and escape current events for an hour or so?
Donald Trump is a nazi
Fuck white people
>>79117847
>Can't wait for this years Oscars to be ruined by politics.
that's how I feel about every thread
Oscars are shit already, how can you ruin it?
>tfw you know they're gonna make a movie of this
>tfw you know they're gonna butcher it
They can't butcher it harder than the current owner of the IP.
Tim Cain didn't spend his early 20's in crunch time for this shit.
Neil Blomkamp could do it.
>>79117839
>>he's never seen A Boy & His Dog
fucking plebtown up in here!
TV couples that wouldn't exist IRL
>>79117850
are you saying Chandler doesn't deserve Prime Monica Tummy?
>>79117898
I can see their marriage failing a few years in is what I'm saying
What was his fucking problem?
>People say more money, more problems. But here's my problem, Ray. My problem is that when I start shaking the trees it's not money that falls out, it's coconuts. And you know what's in those coconuts? I couldn't tell ya. I don't like the taste of milk.
>They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. But the more apples I throw at people the more doctors come after me, Ray
>You see Ray, problems are like bottles of beer on the wall, I got 99 of them, I take one down and pass it around then I got 98 bottles of beer on the wall...the thing is, I stopped drinking 10 years ago.
can u guys list some of you fav movies with great sound design ?
>>79117768
bump
>>79117768
As much as I love to shit on the prequels, Attack of the Clones had legitimately phenomenal sound design.
>>79118031
All of Star Wars does.
Speaking of Star ___:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8BYyBLsCUk
>you will never hear those engines through theater speakers ever again
Who /earthrocker/ here?
>it's a Bam treats his family like shit episode, because they are leaching off his undeserved success
>>79117988
>It's a "we don't discuss don vito or his paedo charges episode"