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2017-03-31 08:48:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7u704uMCmo
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turin horse
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>>81114716
OMG LIFE IS SO TERRIBLE AND HUMANITY IS OUT FOR THEMSELVES WITH NO EXCEPTIONS! EVERYTHING IS BLEAK AND MEANINGLESS, FREEDOM IS A TERRIFYING THING TO STUPID PEOPLE, AND THE WORLD IS A COLD AND UNFORGIVING PLACE! LET ME DEMONSTRATE THIS BY HOLDING THE CAMERA ON THE DESOLATE BARREN WASTELAND AND THE PATHETIC MONGRELS WHO ARE THE CHARACTERS FOR MINUTES AND MINUTES AT A TIME AS THE AUDIENCE SHIFTS UNCOMFORTABLY UNDER THEIR GAZE! HA HA HA HA! I AM SUCH A GENIUS! THANK GOD I WASN'T PURGED BY STALIN OR ELSE I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SHARE THIS MASTERFUL VISION WITH THE WORLD! YES, YES, LOOK AT HOW SHE TORTURES THE CAT! IT IS A METAPHOR FOR THE CORRUPTION OF POWER! YES! POWER... CORRUPTION... HUMANITY SUCKS! NOW GIVE ME MORE MONEY TO FUND MY NEXT NIHILISTIC MASTERPIECE!
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lav diaz
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>speaking to family member about recent movies
>Them: "Oh yeah that Passengers movie was really good. You seen nocturnal animals? It was really bad"
how do you deal with stuff like this without sperging out?
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>>81114691
>tell them calmly and succinctly why I disagree
>"OOOOOOOOOOOOKAY TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL!"
>"hahaha anon hates everything! He never likes any movies!"
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>>81114834
I fucking hate this shit. It happens all the time.
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>go from passengers to nocturnal animals
You need to take steps OP. Should've brought up Arrival first.
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Essential /normie/core 2017-03-31 08:41:22 Post No.81114604
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Jesus christ I watched this movie on a whim and this was one of the lines, I cringed out loud
XXX: Vin Diesel reprises the same role he has ever played
Also fast and furious hate thread
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>>81114604
>6
nu,[
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>>81114604
>XXX: Vin Diesel reprises the same role he has ever played
wait, that's the line?
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>>81116100
"I fucked Taylor swift and lady gaga... on the same night"
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Which director would you choose for the inevitable american adaption?
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I just noticed Orson Welles did an adaption of The Trial, how is it?
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>>81114503
it's okay, not great
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It wasn't supposed to be a documentary...
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Shitposting Kino
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>extra chromosome turns you into a monster or superman depending on if you're a dick or not
They should have just went with demons
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>>81114547
PORTMAN, YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Best heel turn for Rock
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>tfw subscribed to Netflix, Amazon Prime, Hulu, Seeso, Filmstruck, HBO, Showtime, Starz, and Cinemax
There's nothing to watch.
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Watch Siege of Jadotville for warkino. Samurai Gourmet for comfy. Both on Netflix.
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>>81114993
Siege of Jadotville was pretty vanilla tbqh. Got kinda bored.
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>>81115015
It's literally Band of Brothers tier. Did you stop watching after the first 20 minutes?
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Was Jason a virgin? I bet /tv/ can relate to him.
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>>81113988
Nah man, it's implied he raped a girl in part 3.
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>>81113988
Probably, he was a mormon after all.
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>>81115586
>Probably, he was a mormon after all.
Anon, how much do you know about mormons?
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Here are your crab legs, sir.
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>>81113811
and here is my wife, robert
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>>81113811
KINO
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>>81113811
I was told these came with some complimentary mice for my falcon?
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There was no tangible value in pursuing the ship. It was a wild-goose chase fueled by the captains arrogance and pride, which cost many lives, an arm and almost a doctor, who were valuable at the time.
Defend his motives
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>>81113748
He did it for England, for Home and for THE PRIZE
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>>81113748
Are you a woman OP?
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>>81113787
>For Home
He kept his crew hostage and denied them their home
ITT: Characters that remind you of yourself.
Pic related for me.
>Wear black shades and black leather outfits at night
>Quiet and stoic with limited eyelid movement
>Take a sword whenever I walk to the 7/11
>Feel like I could slash a vampire in two at any second
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carl is literally me
intelligent
nihilistic
wicked sense of humor
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>>81113705
Well, basically I'm the UK version of Blade and you. Maybe in a few years we should hook up and clean the streets of some suckerheads. I feel safer already knowing that I am not alone. B.
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>>81114671
Make sure to live stream it, plz.
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Thoughts on this sniper kino?
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>>81113458
I cant believe this came out a decade ago,
I watched this with my dad when he rented it at hollywood videos, action kino blew my 11 year old mind
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>he cucks his dead best friend
wtf I love Matt Damon now?
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>>81113458
>"SNIPAH" FUCKING SHITS
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Who should play the next James Bond?
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>>81113326
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>>81113326
Whoever has the biggest caliber PPK.
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>>81113358
i fucking love this guy
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What happened to your queer party friends?
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what happened to your epic meme redditors?
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>>81113143
I wish I had queer friends
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You'll be back on your knees in no time
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ITT: Actors you personally respect
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Fuk me ded cunt, why?
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ok..
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>>81112957
Didn't he give up acting to spend more time with his family?
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Is Joss going to infect DC with his cuckiness?
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>>81112956
DC finally might get a good film
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>>81112956
The keyword here is 'standalone', which means 'not Snyderverse' which means they're phasing that failed shit out to establish the 'DC Whedonverse'
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>>81112956
I literally don't care about any future DCEU movies at this point if Jared Leto as Joker isn't returning. Or at least give me some type of Joker and Batman movie.