What the FUCK was his problem?
lack of oxygen to his brain
>me when im trya play blackjack
HEINEKEN
>MC gets into a fight
>tries to draw his gun at close range
>bad guy hits/kicks the gun away
>they proceed to roll around and fistfight while trying to reach for the gun
>MC reaches for gun
>Villain pulls a gun out on the MC
>"Not so fast."
>Villain proceeds to monologue his plans
>>79937642
>high school teen drama
>MC is "nerdy" average looking kid with two or three male friends
>has a crush on literally the hottest girl in the school
>she likes him back but acts all shy about it
>is dating the Jock meme
>Jock meme shows up and shoves MC into a locker while he's talking to the crush
>crush looks back apologetically at MC as she walks away on the Jock's arm
>>79937713
>Villain finishes monologue and leaves
>tells his henchmen to finish the MC off
>henchmen shoot everything in the room besides the MC
>get busted up in hand to hand combat
>female lead runs in
>"ohmygawd are you okay???"
who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Ellen Page
>>79937476
OH SHIT.
Literally watched Twister 2 days ago.
Didn't even know he was dead till right this moment.
F5.
Bill Pullman
Everything they're currently airing is shit.
And none of this middle ground contrarian nonsense about "oh it's ok" fuck that it's not ok it's all literally garbage recycling the same cliches over and over again in every new show.
>>79937409
Nahh.
You thinking everything's shit is not gonna make me think otherwise.
>>79937409
iWaifu is telekino desu senpai
Riverdale is comfy and full of qts.
Hi, where are the new podcasts?
nine eleven
Somewhere in the blood and the bone
>making your own thread instead of just bumping the one in which you got the idea from
>I was reading something like inbreeding is a huge problem for muslims, and a lot of them are retarded because they fuck their family members
>hold up, Jamie bring that up, that sounds like bullshit
>I found something here Joe, wan to read it?
>Whoa, a third of British muslims marry their cousins and are literally retarded?? who wrote this
>The BBC
>>79937253
That's probably the only thing that wasn't bullshit.
Fuck that guy. You don't need to make shit up to defend a right-wing position if you aren't retarded.
FIRE UP YOUR BLENDERS ehh whatever You guys know the rest of the pasta
>>79938122
Why don't you give him the benefit of the doubt? He's proven himself to be factually correct once already.
Why does he make car commercials for Honda?
>>79937157
because running over 2 people wasn't enough
>Okay, Matthew. The script calls for you to stop here and make a lef-
>uh, okay. You really shouldn't drink and drive. Let's just get back to wh-
>MATTHEW STOP
>SLOW DOWN
>THERE'S A WOMAN WITH HER CHILD CROSSING TH-
>>79937157
that was the manufacturer of the car he used to murder a family.
the man has no soul.
How come they only make gay kino? Why is there never any lesbian kino? I guess you had Carol last year but that was only okay.
>>79937148
*smacks lips*
>>79937185
SO WAIT IS YOU SAYING
The Handmaiden
Blue is the Warmest Color
Pleb or genius?
>>79937078
>>79937078
There Will Be Blood? Yes
Akira? No
>>79937099
AYY
smacks hands
So this...is the power...of American clapping...whoa
It's pretty amazing that even one's style of clapping can betray their level of arrogance and out-of-touch-ed-ness
Out of all the ISIS flicks, this is the only one I refuse to watch
>>79936975
whoa what is this
>>79936975
I rewatched the first Jackass movie awhile back and I skipped this part, totally forgot about it.
That Valentine's Day /tv/ stream was great
Sopranos was full of stuff like this and I loved it.
>>79936885
you right, that image does make me want to cop a velour tracksuit
I doubt Ford was excited to see their car crush a man's head
What did you guys think when Magneto destroyed Auschwitz?
I literally fell asleep while watching this movie. I mean, I was tired but it didn't help
>>79936643
>watching this scene at this very moment
>this thread shows up
Stop fucking watching me, /tv/!
>>79936643
It's a shame hitler wasn't able to finish the job
So /tv/, do you forgive him?
i never gave him in the first place
nothing to forgive
he literally did nothing worng
catch you outside?
>>79936266
Yes, My kind host. One may approach me, with ease and confidence, on the pavement beyond my egress.
Did she twerk on his bald head?
>>79936344
I wish she would fart on my face. I would obviously pretend I don't enjoy it so she will continue to let them rip all over my face and then i'll jerk off the moment she runs out of fuel.