Hack vs Talent
Ricky with Steve
>the office
>extras
>xfm
>cemetery junction
Ricky without Steve
>invention of lying
>all stand up routines (re-hash) of xfm Karl funny bits
>Brent life on the road
>any awards show embarassment
>Derek
>the return of Brent, learn to play guitar with Brent etc
How did he get away with it for so long?
>>85326834
is cemetery junction good?
also you forgot, steve's show he did on his own, "Hello Ladies" was actually very good. it's obvious who has the talent of the two.
ricky became extras series 2 andy millman, a c-list comedian no one takes serious.
>>85326834
I raise you one Karl Pilkington
>documentary kino
>travel kino
>book kino
>>85326834
Steve with Ricky
>XFM
Steve without Ricky
>was on Norm McDonalds once
Whats the /tv consensus on Bridget Regan?
qtπ^2/10
Real beautiful. Not hollywood beautiful. The type of beautiful you cannot deny, and what all men hope for.
who cares about some dumb bimbo, who is that handsome devil over on the left
Was it rape?
even if it was a full-lenght rape scene, libs would consider this feminism
its kino
I feel bad for actors who just want to act but are forced to put these ridiculous costumes regurgitating faux badass and quippy one liners all day
Letterboxd thread: post profiles and discuss what you have recently watched
Quote this post to remind Bruce Melvin and his Jewish boyfriend Winstonne where they need to go back to
https://www.reddit.com/r/EmmaStone/
https://www.reddit.com/r/gfur/
>>85326602
good thread
What does /tv/ think of Anne Hathaway?
Legit the hottest woman in the world
Dat face
>>85326480
Shes a really forward young woman.
Who would win ?
whoever has the guy who can throw a billion infinite mass punches in a single second.
>>85327156
nah he can't do that in snyderverse without doing some buddhist shit
>>85327063
The JL is OP as fuck so them.
I have a cold sore and I wrote a Seinfeld script about George giving oral herpes to the gang. I can post it here if anyone's interested.
The Sore
Cold open: Jerry’s Standup
Jerry: You ever get the feeling all the other patients are judging you at the free clinic? Like they're thinking “wonder what he's got? Doesn't wanna sit down, must be serious” or “wow she's attractive, what a shame.” You know what I want? A TRULY free clinic. A JUDGEMENT free clinic. “Oh you got the crabs? I had them last week, truly divine.” Why do they have to call them crabs anyway? Just about ruined a perfectly good seafood. Why not call them what they are? Sex mites.
>>85326483
Scene: George’s parents house, they’re eating dinner. George is looking at his reflection in a spoon and rubbing his lip.
Frank: Whatsamatter with you, all that rubbing?
Estelle: He’s just trying to look HANDsome. I TOLD him I saw ANETTE Buckner at the SUPERmarket
George: Anette Buckner? Buckner the Interrupter? She’d interrupt anybody, even the teacher when she had the chance! No, Ma, it’s my lip! It’s really itchy, I got this bump-
Frank: A BUMP?!
Estelle: You should TALK to her, she ASKED about you!
George: No Ma! I don’t-I haven’t seen her since the sixth grade
Estelle: But you made an IMPRESSION! I don’t know WHY-
Frank: HE WAS A HANDSOME CHILD!
Estelle: I DID dress him WELL. Anyway, she’s workin’ over at the free clinic down by your old middle school.
[George’s interest is piqued]
George: Free clinic?
Estelle: Yeah! Can you believe it? A PHLEBOTOMIST!
Frank:What, she works with phlegm? Because I got this
[Frank starts hacking and snorting]
Estelle: NO! She-
George: She runs blood tests! Right Ma? That-that clinic, do they um, do they um test for um
Estelle: What?!
George: Do they test for [muffled]herpes
Estelle: For what?!
George: HERPES!
Estelle: WHADDAYA NEED THAT FOR?!
George: No, it’s just- I get these bumps-
Frank: BUMPS?! BUMPS!?!! EVERYONE GETS BUMPS, LOOK-
[Frank starts lifting his shirt]
George: NO! DAD! It’s just I get these sores on my lip and I wanna make sure it’s not anything serious
Estelle: SERIOUS!? SERIOUS? MY SON’S A REPROBATE
George: A what?
Frank: IT’S JUST BUMPS!
>>85326505
Scene: Jerry’s apartment. Jerry is sitting reading the newspaper. George enters sipping a disposable coffee cup which he doesn't remove from his mouth. Jerry puts the paper on the table and watches George as he enters never taking his eyes off him.
Jerry: Hey…
George[still covering his mouth with the cup]: Hey.
[George takes a loud audible slurp and sits down next to Jerry. He lifts up the paper and opens it only placing the coffee cup down after the paper covers his face]
George: Ah . Sports.
Jerry[still perplexed and eyeing George]: Uh huh.
[George reads the paper as Jerry watches]
Jerry: So, uh, you, uh, gonna tell me what’s going on with all this?[Jerry gestures to his facial area]
[George finally starts to lower the paper. Jerry sees his cold sore.]
Jerry: Aha. Yeesh.
George: I KNEW IT! I’M A FREAK! A LEPER!
Jerry: Calm down! It's a cold sore! You get them from making out, sharing drinks! Everyone gets them.
George: Do you get them?
Jerry[appalled at the notion]: ...no.
George[continuing his tirade]: I’M DISEASED! A DEGENERATE!
[The intercom buzzes. George paces as Jerry goes to answer]
Jerry: Yeah?
Elaine: It's me.
[Jerry buzzes her in. He turns around to address George]
Jerry: You know who DOES get them? Leno.
George[sits down, calmer]: Leno?
Jerry: Yeah when I was on his show last month, I mean you couldn't really tell with the make up but when you got up close-
George: MAKE UP! THAT’S IT!
[George shoves the paper into Jerry’s hands and rushes to the door]
George: I’M GOING TO MACY’S!
[Elaine enters carrying a stack of coats obscuring her view. George zooms past her and she almost drops them]
Elaine[annoyed]: HEY! WATCH IT!
George[running out covering his mouth]: Sorry gotta go!
Can somebody explain Event Horizon to me?
What the fuck was this dude's whole motive for wanting to send the crew to hell?
penis envy
>>85326356
It wasn't "this dude". He became literally possessed. He wanted to send them to hell because he was a demon and demon's like to bring people to hell. That's like, their job.
Lack of a strong father figure
What's one of your favourite South Park episodes?
>>85326997
I always enjoy Mecha-Streisand.
>day is never finished
>massa got me workin
>some day massa set me free
>>85326997
Imagine being so insecure about yourself you can't just straight up ask for the favorite.
>>85327060
Not him, but have you ever actually asked this to, you know, a flesh and blood person? Half of the people will hmm and haww for ten minutes before giving you twelve different answers. Its just easier asking this way.
>its a Niles is revealed to be having a sexual affair with Roz episode
Did Roz and Niles fuck in the show? I can't remember
>>85326343
Doesn't Niles pound assholes IRL
>>85326343
nice moustache
I felt nothing from the season 8 trailer and don't care about this shit anymore. When did you drop Walking Dead?
The Tara episode from last season I think
Absolutely dreadful
when Fear the Nothing Happens came along
then stop making threads about it. negative publicity doesnt exist, its still just publicity.
FLASHPOINT CONFIRMED??!!??
What the fuck is flashpoint?
FUCK YES!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD XD HAHAHAHA
I LOVE THIS SHIT! FUCK YEAH DUDE!!!!
>>85325969
>XD
This isn't a laughing matter
>>85325808
would invade palestine for
>>85325808
would lick every single wrinkle on her super jewish forehead
>>85325808
Her cranium is too small, it weirds me out
Aka Fan Service The Movie
https://youtu.be/znavw4akfoY
>iron giant
>duke nuke
>the Delorean
>Harley quinn
Thoughts?
>>85325778
That last bit reminded me of GTAOnline.
I'll check it out. Looks like a fun flick.
>>85325796
looks like vidyakino to me
>>85325778
Check the other thread, mate. We hate it because it's popular and the references aren't obscure enough.
what character is the asian chick playing?
>>85325578
Chewbacca's love interest.
>>85325627
>Eats dog is real life
>Eats dogs dick in movie
Pottery
>>85325578
Token diversity