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>>79694291
>Wake up
>Go to stables to fuck my sister
>Accidentally fuck my horse instead
>It gives me a funny look
>Attempt to ejaculate
>Can't
>Fondle my testicles
>"Ah, I see your second didn't load your ball," I mutter, squeezing my left nut
>Put on my hat and long coat
>See pile of horse shit
>hmm
>"I have use for you."
>It's actually my sister
>"Hmm, a diamond for the widow."
>I place a small pebble on the pile of shit
>Hmm
>Use magic to turn two kegs of gunpowder invisible, carry them under my arms
>Everyone thinks I'm just walking like an idiot
>hmm quite

>>79694389
mmm

>>79694389
mmmhh... yes

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>>79694247
what about a bag of piss?

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ass ta ass thread?

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>>79694382
Nah, it's just a Billy Connolly thread.

>>79694203
Why would numales hate this movie?

>>79694203
That was a pretty decent action movie. What exactly is a "numale"? And why would they hate this movie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5Lb-osAfXo

>>79694203
Your unironic use of the word 'Nu-Male- already shows you're a Neocon insecure of his masculinity.

>>79694139
melp

>>79694139
I remember my brother watching it when he was little.

Nit-WHITE!

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five easy pieces

I just watched this too and really liked it. Thanks /tv/ you were right this time.

From the picture i thought this was going to be a relationship drama or something. I'm glad it took another turn

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>>79694054
If you haven't seen it yet you should watch pic related. Casey Affleck really is a god-tier actor and it might be Brad Pitt's best role as well. The cinematography is done by Roger Deakins and is some of his best work.

Pair of unfunny faggots.

GOAT comedy duo, someone should pay for them to make a big budget movie

>>79694099
They should pay them to do a low budget movie, because then it'd be better.
Or just a shot-for-shot remake of Falling Down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZzaYz80QDA

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WHAT A SURPRISE

>>79693875
Yeah, I was so shocked.

It's way more enjoyable if you turn it off 20 minutes before the end.

>>79693721
>⨂

Hey how'd you do that

>⨂
What did he mean by this

this is the best capeshit because it's the most recent, r-right guys??

depends on the movie. If they were cut because of time constraints like with LoTR and are referenced in the same that made the theatrical cut, then yeah I'd assume they're canon. If they're cut because it doesn't make sense in the film and its never referenced again then it wouldn't be canon.

>>79693663
depends on the film
sometimes

>>79693762
this basically

>>79693762
>LOTR films
>cannon
You are severely retarded.

>>79693454
the majority of americans are stupid and just go with the flow

>>79693454
The same reason why people like going to the freak show you dumbass. Why do turdworlders like you care what america does?

Jeremy Kyle much?

>>79693237
>Patton Oswalt
>Felicia Day
>Token Black Man
Man, that's some next level cancer.

oh no

Did they create the new guy in a Build-A-Numale Workshop?

Also love how the set looks even cheaper than the nearly thirty year old TV show.

>>79693218
Is that Crossbones?

>>79693218
Is that Ryan Gosling?

>>79693218
""""racism"""" and Jon Bernthal got his hothead brute niche first. He stars in a lot of B-movies so it ain't half bad

>>79693114
>Austin
>Texas
also RT is barely /tv/ related other than their piece of shit movie. uno was good though

can someone explain for us non-spergs?

>>79693254
>non-spergs
>4chan

Pick one

>>79693004
It'll be pure fucking shit at worst.

>>79693022
well the absolute worst is that it kills anyone who attempt to watch it

>>79693004
it will be awful and get 35% on RT but will actually be better than Disney Marvel Flicks

SCREEN CAP THIS U FAGGGITS

>insisted

He didn't just shine his shoes as a kid, it was strongly inferred the abuse was quite physical and possibly sexual.

>>79693045
Oh goddammit. Fuck this gay earth