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Saw Alien Covenant two days ago, ask me anything.
>on the side note, I guess since it hasnt been released in the US people havent discussed the Zoroastrianism aspect of the whole Prometheus/Covenant theme.
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I actually liked this one, but by times it feels like a filler. An 8.5/10 in the whole franchise.
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>>82749137
Are there gay robots in it or am I being memed on.
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>>82749137
>ask me anything
What possible reason does Weyland-Yutani have for putting 100% lifelike androids aboard a mission craft like this? It's not making them more relatable to the crew and by this point everybody knows they're synths.
Is all of this just so some old fart can live longer? Really?
How many resets of what the xenomorphs are will we have to stomach? If this is really about the engineers, why did we only get one movie with them in it?
What'sthe bonus situation?
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ITT: We write the premise of the Armageddon Remake 2017-05-14 03:48:15 Post No.82749103
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ITT: We write the premise of the Armageddon Remake
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>The US Government hires (insert group) to go to space and board a meteorite to ___________
>Fast and Furious team is hired by the US government to precisely navigate a meteorite so they can deploy a nuke on a specific location on the meteor
>an NBA team is hired by the US gorvernment to shoot a nuke down a precise location on the meteorite
>Jud Apatow's frat pakc is hired by the us government to stop the metoeirte
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>>82749103
The group is made up of two niggers one extremely gay mexican two women and a disabled asian. There is a white transexual who gets BLACKED.
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I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE
I'M SO LOST WITHOUT YOU
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A race of radiation-resistant clones bred in china are humanity's only hope to bypass the lethal radiation surrounding earth
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Why did this show turn into such a massive pile of shit after Leland died
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Your a massive pile of shit.
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It was already turning into a piece of shit.
The plotlines with the age-regressed Nadine and the Comatose Leo were dogshit
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pleb cunt
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Petition for Michael Rooker cameo in Mary Poppins Returns (2018) 2017-05-14 03:37:00 Post No.82748835
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Petition for Michael Rooker cameo in Mary Poppins Returns (2018)
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what the actual fuck is wrong with you popular culture fucks christ
>hahah I must run my stupid little pop culture joke into the ground
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I don't know what's stupider; The fact that someone somewhere wants this, or that there is a Mary Poppins... reboot? Remake?
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How do we fix the Welsh lads?
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Essential mother's day kino?
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>>82748727
please stop
every time eva is posted i think about kmsing
please
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>>82748727
American Pie
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>his mother and wife were played by the same actress
What did Genndy Tartakovsky mean by this?
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Which one /tv/?
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1 is a boring film and the other is a fun flick
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Kingdom of Heaven Director's Cut is the best, it even cuts down on Orlando's screen time.
Troy is great for memes
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Didn't someone get killed during the filming of Troy?
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What happened to this guy's sting video?
Did Hansen just not bother with him in the end?
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>>82748140
lolsuit most like
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>>82748211
Really? That's a shame. I was looking forward to this guy the most.
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>>82748211
Incorrect. Hansen is in the middle of a second sting, so they held off on the last videos from the first sting
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will there ever be a movie character this based again?
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>>82748027
>They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good. Are either one of these any good Sir?
>What?
>Are either one of these any good?
>I don't watch movies.
>Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?
>I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
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>>82748027
He's so red-pilled. Trying is for normies.
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Reminder that Jeff Anderson hates Randal and everything that came with it, to the point where he pulled out of Clerks 3 at the very possible last minute for even more money that Kevin Smith didn't have. (Smith had already waived his director's fee to pay Anderson extra).
I mean, Clerks 3 probably wasn't going to be good going by Smith's post-weed track record.
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Nothing happens: the movie. Only the setting is good
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t.pleb
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>Hurr im ignoring the last part of the movie
Ill admit its slow going but the last 15-30 minutes are totally stellar
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Ever make a Wall of Crazy? 2017-05-14 03:00:27 Post No.82747826
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Ever make a Wall of Crazy?
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Me neither. Overused.
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But they use that trope when the person is really smart and doing important things. Of course you don't need a wall to plan out your shitpost on 4chan
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Peter...
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? This is fucking unsavable trash.
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>>82747824
Give him a break anon, without cigarette advertising how else is Joe meant to make money?
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>MY MYSTERY THEATER
>IS SO OH OH OH
>MUCH MORE THAN
>EITHER OR OR OR
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>>82747884
For the spirit of Nelson in all of us?
https://youtu.be/dJ4uy8SEaSY?t=2m14s
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>what's your superpower again?
>I'm rich
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>what's your superpower again?
>I quip
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>>82747759
so, is this hollywood's way of imprinting in your heads that rich people are good?
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"money is batman's superpower" is such a reddit joke even if it's true
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>At the exclusive wine society that I am a member of, many people are born into money, so I often get asked about my family. I tell them that my father grew up in colonial Kenya, he was a working class servant of the local British governor. Mocked by the British kids for being poor, and shunned by the local kids for being a foreigner, he was an orphan who had nothing, not even a country to belong to. One day while bringing supplies from the market, he was surrounded by a pride of starving lions. Scared out of his mind he begged not to be eaten. He always told me he'd never forget the look one lion gave him, it was the pride leader, with an odd cross-shaped scar on its right side. It stared at him with a kind of mutual understanding between beast and man, that both were just trying to survive. The lions left without touching him. My father knew he'd been given a second chance, and from that moment on vowed to make something of himself. He failed miserably, and when I became successful I bought out his company and made him redundant. But that's besides the point. A long time later on a private hunting trip in Africa I came across an old lion patriarch, with that same cross-shaped scar on its right flank. I shot it in the face and had a rug made from its fur. Your business hopes are like that lion, I'm out.
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What's the most successful business come out of that show?
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>>82747710
the Squatty Potty
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>>82747710
Bulletball
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>Guy at school is a film major
>Says his favorite director is Woody Allen
>Ask what his favorite Woody Allen movie is
>He says Midnight in Paris
>Girl is film major
>Says her favorite director is Wes Anderson
>Ask which is her favorite
>She says she's only seen Moonrise Kingdom
I'm scared for the next generation.
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What school do you go to? Do they actually have a shot of ever making it?
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I mean, they are there to learn about film so who cares if they're green?
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What are some summer sun kinos /tv/ ?
>implying into the blue isn't actually a tight little thriller
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SPRING BREAK 4 EVER
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Always liked Beach.
