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>>81522380
Is there anything more cancerous than book covers that reference the TV/movie adaptation?

>>81522423
this board

Friendly reminder that Syrio Forel survived and is currently disguised as Meryn Trant.

>t. asianmasculinity

I won't post in this thread

only /pol/tards and Big Business bootlickers hate it

Do you remember the squid monkeys from the future is wild?

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>>81522259
make way for true speculative kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHzPEpHYtXQ

>>81522072
Cabin in the woods p much the same shit ah and borderlands.

>>81522072
If you want gore try

Takeshi Miike
Toe Tag movies
The Guinee Pig movies
Lucio Fulci movies
Tartan Extreme movies

>it took decades before a Japanese filmmaker had the balls to properly adapt one of Clive Barker's short stories properly

Sorry, OP. You may never find anything like that again.

I want to lick Mandy's soles

>>81522071
Conservative s trying to do comedy fail

>>81522071
Not funny? Is the word you looking for not funny?

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>>81521802
Out of all the other religions, Atheists are the biggest crybabies of the bunch. They make up around 84% of the United States, but still will always bitch and fucking moan about how oppressed they are. They are happy to shit over everybody else's viewpoints, but if you ever dare criticize Atheism, you will be accused of being "sheeple".
Atheists love to abuse other people's space and privacy, it's their favored past time, so when the Internet was invented they boarded the Fedora train to dialup to begin their cyber Manifest Destiny of shitty propaganda. Since these times, more and more enlightened fedora-wearing atheists find their way online to secure that everyone knows they are superior. These types of people inhabit almost every conceivable community that makes up the web and constantly through the day/night some asshole is tipping his fedora somewhere in an effort to smite some e-foe. Luckily, Atheists make up a large pool of easily trolled targets because if the Internet has taught us anything it's that everyone is a hypocrite. It's only fitting that the people who spend most of their time telling others how to live would be the most raging hypocrites out there. This trusty flaw results in massive ruin and has been a staple of dramatic events throughout history. Keyboard warriors (aka Fedoras) are no different from their offline counterparts, however, their large numbers and katana collectionists groups do not translate in any way online. They are weak fedora-tipping fat fucks who quit the Internet forever at the tip of their fedora.

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I to ironically hate this series for being popular ;)

>>81521835
lol no one's gonna read all that you brainwashed loser

>>81521770

We used to love him but then he got popular so now we hate him.

Solid 8/10 director

Childhood was liking Pulp Fiction, adulthood was realizing Jackie Brown was his best

"San Andreas" was funkino.

>>81521655
>doom (2005)

>>81522220
Nothing wrong with Doom though
https://youtu.be/45jgCxucL0k
It's up there with Mortal Kombat for best vidyakino

>>81521373
Only movie I've seen with that song was take me home tonight. Great song though.
TOO RA LOO RA TOO RA LOO RYE AYE

The movie is set in the early 90s. It makes more sense in that context, especially since the main characters are the only ones that seem to know the song.

And in general, teenagers now love retro shit. I was working with a group of teenagers pretty recently and they started asking me about music. For some reason, they were all listening to pop and emo music from around 15 years ago.

>>81521373
I have unironically seen this movie multiple times and cried to it every time. I relate a lot with the MC meaning I'm a pussy

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>mistery

>>81521281

Zodiac and Clue.

>>81521209
it's space magic, I ain't gotta explain shit

It's a Cardassian station, all their ships seem to be brown so I'd go for that. POO

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It depends on the Bajoran sun's temperature

>>81521101
the notebook

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>>>/normie/

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless mind.

what am i supposed to be seeing here?

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>>81521483
whoops wrong pic, its just a picture of movie posters for movies

what are we ranking them by?

dude i hate women too lmaoo

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I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

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*Pusy berps*

Jerry is one of the only likable characters on the show. Rick is cynical piece of shit with a smug atheist aura to him, Morty is a whiny pussy, and Summer is a bitch.

>>81520801
He's a stand in for the typical white male. Makes sense really.

>>81520852
Jerry is a fucking coward. Everything about him is built around cowardice. What's there to like?