Archived threads in /tv/ - Television & Film - 5287. page

Because it's the same shit that every capeshit movie does. 90% of the movie is nothing happening while 10% has something happening and it's usually only towards the end.

>>83435103
>tied it in with the avengers
>instead of focusing on making a good plot, focused on setting it up for sequels/tie ins to DA CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

Basically it only really had the visuals going for it.

>>83435103
he was literally just tony stark
'mage' battles were just the same melee shit we have in every other marvel movie

I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT

Jerked off

He reread the script and wanted to die. What a terrible movie.

>white character and black character interact with each other
>DMX's "Where The Hood At?" starts playing

>90% of /tv/ doesnt remember 9/11

im too old for this shit

>>83434701
sad that most don't understand the actual meaning of that song

Any lewdness?

File: Zack.jpg (33KB, 480x384px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 480x384px

>>83434667
Is the age of the DCEU kino upon us?
[I know he didnt direct this/spoiler]

File: 1476030097774.jpg (69KB, 552x765px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 552x765px

>>83434667
Have you apologized today, /tv/? It's never too late

hes a big pussy imo

Apparently hes doing a Tarrence McKenna biopic and has been using psychedelics as a means to get into the role?

>>83434753
Fake news.

Mad Max Fury Road

>>83434635
Yeah, book was much better

>>83434682
Books r ghey

>>83434634
bump

>>83434634
WHy did you write this?

>>83434634
Fucking faggot, butt hurt D.C. Fan boy

File: Grenouille années soixante.jpg (34KB, 318x359px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 318x359px

>the main characters in the movie are twins
>one isnt real

>both are crazy

>the main characters in the movie are twins
>both are crazy

Literally every crew member in Alien: Covenant

>>83434397
I don't think anything can top the pineapple express bros dicking around with the snake in Prometheus. It felt like a gag reel moment that found it's way into the final cut.

>>83434397
Fuck I hated that guy. He was a mega douche and just did not see like he could be Noomi Rapace's boyfriend. Her character just did not seem like she would go for a faggot like him. She was too nice.

Worst casting ever.

>>83434372
bug eyed kike

File: 18096329_1280780935324873_1254070204925739008_n.jpg (221KB, 1080x1350px) Image search: [Google]

221KB, 1080x1350px

if she does they could just use Debbie instead

Who cares, her body is nothing special anyway.

Cheeds feed and seed?

I guess cos it rhymes idk famz.

can this meme just die? It's not a complicated joke for Christ's sake.

Assuming Chuck's establishment had a similar rhyming scheme, what do you think the name of his store was?

>it's a Truman gets to have a friend over from little league and they end up playing with each other's pee pee's and dry humping and kissing episode

Not sure how that wasn't CP

>its a Truman has to settle with the uglier version of the girl he liked
weird season desu.

>Truman was a NEET his whole life but now his only parent is dying.

This may be the last season lads.

Do you think the new spiderman movie will have any moments of human drama as real and emotional as this one?

>>83434081
Nothing wrong with that, you're just a beta who thinks he's supposed to put all attractive females on a pedestal

>>83434438
This meme has never been funny.

File: 1487373285712.jpg (8KB, 232x250px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 232x250px

>>83433907
>90s movie
>There she goes, there she goes again.. starts playing

>>83433980
Name 10 movies this song WASN'T in.

>>83434070
Your mums introduction to pornography

>>83433872
nigga what?
Im no fan of Haneke and even i see the value in Funny Games.
You must be a butthurt slasher fan who got triggered when Haneke called you out for your infantile taste.

trash humpers

is that a still from the anton yelchin biopic, as he strolls down the hill to get his mail