Let's see Paul Allen's card..
okay but check these first
>>82402209
Was this supposed to be something special?
It certainly wasn't any good when I watched it.
>>82402056
Its a classic of the genre
>>82402706
it's a classic regardless of genre
itt: well crafted movies
Why aren't you wearing your flare OP?
yuck I didn't know the person who make king of the hill also made beavis and butthead, that makes me like king of the hill less.
>>82402206
wow what a dogshit opinion
The Ghost in the Shell remake is just plain bad. Not terrible-- just painfully uncreative. If they wanted an American cast they should have gone all the way and re-located the story to America, because the whole thing has an inherent sheen of silliness over it-- Japan is one of the most homogenized countries in the world (by choice), and yet there are hardly any Asian people in the movie. And the one Japanese character, Aramaki, is basically reduced to a monotonous joke. Why does he only speak in Japanese and with subtitles? How are the other characters talking to him? Are the other characters talking in Japanese too, but for some reason Aramaki's "audience translator" is broken? Did Japan switch their language to English and Aramki insists on speaking Japanese out of stubbornness, and everyone else is bilingual, understands him but refuses to play along? It makes no sense.
The biggest offense to me though was that they basically just took the action setpieces and iconic scenes from the original and wrote a generic hollywood origin story around them. It's a new story, but the action scenes are all lifted from the original movie. I don't understand what they were thinking with this. If their goal was to do a franchise with the puppet master happening in a future movie, there are no action scenes left for them to adapt from the original movie.
Maybe if I didn't already know the original movie I would have liked it better and just seen this as an average sci-fi action movie, but that raises the question: who was this movie made for? If you're a fan you'll feel alienated watching it, and if you're new it does nothing to convince you what all the fuss is about.
It's just a bad remake all the way through. It does not capture the magic and intrigue of the original, and everything new it brings to the table is just generic Hollywood cliches at best and nonsensical asspulling at worst. Plenty of sci-fi movies that have done far more with far less.
You know the remake like 50% chinese, right?
>>82401989
I thought they tried giving "Mira" a different motivation from the original scene's,look at the spider-tank & the car case compared to the 95 version
It's a mindless YA movie
>It's a Hank forces Bobby to smoke a carton of cigarettes episode
>>82401930
This moment popped into my head minutes before I saw this thread. Spooby.
>Don't smoke it like some got dang communist.
>>82401930
>It's a Hank forces his first born son to get cancer episode
CHINESE... 'R JAPANESE...?
>tfw fell in love with the female version of my own pic on faceapp
>>82401690
>mfw fell in love with my own handsome reflection
mine was awful, you must be be a good looking dude
who /narcissist/ here
I want to harddrive a movie.
What kind of stories really get people to think?
>Schneider Primes
>>82401802
Is this better?
>>82401860
More like this. If you're going to spend $50,000 on a camera you might as well spend more than $3,000 on a lens that at least has the ability to open up to T1.9.
However most of that shit is probably rented though but still
What a moron.
Oh look
This thread again
>even considering saving the dog
baka white people, am i right?
>Anime can't be made into kin-
I remember the trailers looking like shit even back then
>>82401281
Why is this movie suddenly a "classic gem" that we all missed?
Is it because Egoraptor said it was his favorite movie despite it have critically panned ?
>>82401281
it was shit
It's great but admit it - it's the worst of the trilogy
>>82401159
ROTK is the best one
I really liked The Ring Awakens more than the others in the octilogy
>>82401159
Fellowship = Return > Towers
There you go.
What did she mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CexIMYsUM
>>82401077
Shes too hot. Its painful.
>>82401133
ikr
>>82401077
Brits are so based. McAvoy is /ourguy/
Some of these posters have a bad attitude, skip
Sure do Strawberrry.
>>82400975
This episode does not deserve the amount of praise it gets.
>>82401036
it does if you like baseball
Cast him.
Ian McDiarmid
>>82400962
fpbp
>SNL in the 80s
troubling to say the least
>>82400923
don't make me post that comic
>>82400923
It's OK blacks can't be racist
>>82401019
Joe Piscopo is half the people in this screenshot
ITT: movies that hit too close to home
Taxi Driver
Sling Blade
>>82400814
Same OP, but just the first half and minus the job, apartment, and friends
silver linings playbook
>tfw father spawned a deranged son