apologize
>>79645297
For what? I can't wait another two weeks for this. I need it.
>>79645297
capekino doesn't exi-
>>79645297
It's a fucking superhero movie for children. It has less artistic value than the most middle brow art film
ATIA OF THE JULII
I CALL FOR JUSTICE
Rome was okay but Spartacus was way better.
>>79646636
Not in the same league. It was just blood and tits.
>>79646636
Sons of Dis!
Why do people give 1/10's so easily? I can't even think of any movie that bad.
>>79645264
fantastic beasts and baby momma were 1/10's
>>79645264
gigli
>>79645264
if it's not over a 6/10 it's a 1/10
What does /tv/ think of the television show Samurai Jack?
>>79645200
Amazing blend of humor, action, and silence.
I love the episodes with little to no dialogue
I think Gendy has great direction and cinematography but his drawing style is absolute shit.
Canadian kino
TAKE OFF EH
Away From Her
Brotherhood of the Wolf
Crash
Cube
Exotica
Gingersnaps
Hard Core Logo
Highway 61
Margaret's Museum
My American Cousin
Roadkill
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
The Suburbanators
The Sweet Hereafter
They Shoot Horses Dont They?
Way Down Town
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
The name's Jack, and you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation, but to explain that we'll have to go back a couple days...
JUUUUUST
>>79644868
>generic alt-rock starts playing
THE FASTER WE'RE FALLING
WE'RE STOPPING AND STALLING
WE'RE RUNNING IN CIRCLES AGAIN
do you talk during films and explain things like an autist to your normie friends?
>>79644821
I guess it's apparently autistic to teach people things and expand their minds.
I don't watch film with other people.
>>79645041
spbp, but the times I watched withmomI did
Is there a fan edit of Game of Thrones that has only Jon Snow's, and Bran Stark's scenes? Occasionally some of Daenerys'.
It doesn't matter who the fuck is on the Iron Throne, or what Arya is doing in Braavos, or whatever the hell Jamie is doing to kill time, because the White Walkers are coming to kill everybody. Who cares about all these ancillary characters? The series is called "A Song of Ice and Fire."
Jon - Ice
Dany - Fire
The symbolism is pretty obvious in stating what characters actually matter and what's going to happen in the end.
Yeah it's called YouTube.
There is one of just Stannis scenes, that's all that is worth watching anyway.
The ice are the white walkers and the fire are the dragons. Drogon and The Night's King will wed
>>79644756
>LOL I HAVE UNORTHODOX SEXUAL TASTES DEWD
ayyy
She has a very blatant nip slip in that scene
Why didn't Jesus use the cross to surf back down golgotha and escape the Romans?
why didn't he just keep his fucking mouth shut instead of trying to awkwardly graft greek philosophy onto jewish mysticism?
>>79644741
>Expose and betray your leader
>Regret it and kill yourself
What WAS Judas' endgame?
>>79644741
Better yet, why didn't Jesus just fight the romans? he had a gigantic wooden club that outranged anything they carried.
What did he mean by this?
>>79644647
It's a big cosmos.
>>79644647
in the 1600's you could Lynch a nigger in seven seconds just by putting a rope onto its neck
(yes I tested the method)
He could defeat both Bogdanoff brothers in 7 seconds by beating them with his 16 inch dick
>that seamless transition from the Last Supper flashback to the empty tomb
Bravo Mel. Anyone with eyes can see this film for the work of art it is.
>>79644532
>implying the nails went through his hands
In Roman times the wrist was considered to be part of the hand
If they put nails in the victims actual hands, the nails would slip out during the crucifixion, whereas the wrist has a little slot between the bone which would fit perfectly
It's a love letter to the devotional art of the Renaissance in a lot of ways.
>>79645175
A very obvious example but easily my favorite. The artistic direction of this movie is underrated. It's a movie with both substance AND style, really.
>time is a flat circle
what did he mean by this?
>it's like /tv/ is a flat circle. It commits the same mistakes over and over again allways thinking it change its ways only to make its way around full circle
he means that the vaunted MWI is pure unfettered garbagio, friend
>>79644518
same story, different actors. there's nothing new under the sun
>start watching nocturnal animals because of amy adams
>opening shot
What the fuck /tv/
it's a pleb filter
>>79644452
Amy Adams looks like THAT?
Tom Ford is gay, but yeah, this is probably the greatest pleb filter scene of the past decade
>Why Bilbo Baggin? Perhaps it is because I am afraid, and he gives me courage.
Unironically wtf did he mean by this? Is he saying if even Bilbo has the balls to go on the quest then he should too?
>>79644265
It's just meaningless filler dialogue. In the book Gandalf chose Bilbo for the quest because he was small and expendable. Same reason he chose Frodo years later. He doesn't need anyone's courage, he's a fucking angel.
>>79644265
Yes.
Bilbo is a cowardly little hobbit but in times of trouble he can rise to the occasion and surprise you when you most need it. If Bilbo is willing to not be a chicken then that should give all the courage to be a bit more like him.
>>79644265
Does she riverdance?