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>>84531190
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>>84531157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSfh0pIAG38

>>84530971
what's the fucking deal with her armpit there

>>84530971
she has big titties

>>84530971
i vantyrub one out to her

>>84530871
>It's a /tv/ becomes the center of an ethnic casting debate episode and everybody just /pol/'s out for 15 minutes at a time
I understand the need for free speech as kind of a filter to keep out the normies, but when all the people around here can do is bring up Capeshit and complain about how the casting offends their delicate sensibilities or some sense of nostalgia for the comics / earlier movie adaptations of the comics they loved from whatever decade for the millionth time I'm reminded that there is nothing of value to be lost or gained from ANY of these franchises, or debate surrounding them in general.

Imagine if you were a food critic, writing for a magazine, and when you met up with every other food critic at a fancy dining establishment at the end of the night, there was just this one asshole who spent all day complaining about how the new Wendy's frosty isn't nearly as good as the Dairy Queen alternative, and how creamed frosted beverages have been on a steady decline since the 90's, back when "things were good!" And then he just starts waving his arms around going "And I went to McDonalds and there were nothing but niggers and shitskins in the back! I want the DQ I remember from 1992 back!" He promptly orders chicken tenders from a 4-star chef and asks whether you prefer Buffalo Wild Wings or TGI Fridays when it comes to breaded chicken.

That's /tv/ right now. What the fuck is wrong with you people? All you can do is squander your intellect with agitation propaganda and hate, at this point I think it's retarding you permanently to engage in this kind of rhetoric nonstop over the period of years. How long have you been bitching about comic book adaptations? Be honest, when was the last time you saw film as a medium? I bet we can track when you became effectively infantilized, and I'd wager even higher we can find a link between your narrow views on pop culture and your shitty, racial views on society in general. You dumb bastards.

>>84530871
WE

>>84531132
Stop being an uppity cunt. If you get pleasure from watching capeshit, then there is value in it. I'm sure you see value in all those foreign films you watch.

it's about 2 and a half hours

>Research about the holocaust to make The Aryan Papers movie
>Discover it's a hoax
>Spielberg makes Schindler's list so Stanley get triggered because of his autism, so he can't make a movie about the same topic the same year
>Research the secret societies ruled by (((them))) on revenge
>Develop Eyes Wide Shut
>Oy Vey intensifies, they shut down Kubrick by murder and cut and burn from the film hundred of reels exposing them

It really makes you think

>>84530783
>yournewswire
Fake news.

No. But he is not a virgin, like you, Jason.

Bonnnngggg!

>>84530672
I'm amazed he still gets work, his last few movies have been especially cringe-worthy

I'm embarrassed to have liked Chasing Amy and Clerks

>>84530672
You say "hack" like he's trying to masquerade as something he isn't

His movies are retarded and they always have been

>he's pointing at himself

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oh wait there is more

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>Straight to VOD

I'm excited and all. And I knew it was going to be bad, but seriously. Even Texas Chainsaw 3D had a decent theatre run first.

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>ecelebs

>>84530457
really tho, stop being entitled

>>84530457
Great point, OP. I fully agree with you.

She didn't like minerals.

>>84530431
minerals

minerals

inb4 milkies

>>84530270
I'd literally agree to have sex with her if she asked me.

>>84530270
anon want milkies

>>84530170
...or is it?

>>84530341
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

good one OP

One of Nolan's worst

Not engaging at all

70% of film is plot exposition

Only good action scene is hallway fight

Only good chemistry is between JGL and Tom Hardy

Rest is literal garbage.

One of his worst films.

fuck th baby in anus cum

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Was it podkino?

15 seasons and only 3 of them are good

It is.

Nothing compared to In the Mood for Love.

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this scene was kino

>Akira Kurosawa
>Masaki Kobayashi
>Yasujiro Ozu
If you haven't watched any of these directors please leave the board and don't come back until you have

>>84529924
Why would you stab Scooby Doo in the throat?

>>84530041
RAGGY

patapan? carol of the bells?

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>>84529871
Jingle Bells.
Jin-Gle-Bells, Jin-Gle-Bells, Jin-Gle-All-the-Way
Tu-Tu-Tu, Tu-Tu-Tu, Tu-Tu-Tu-Tu-Tu.

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>>84529905
>protagonist is running home durnign christmas because hes afraid of something bad happeing
>carot of the bells starts playing

>>84529794
overrated

>>84529794
The cutest boy in the world can't have hairy armpits

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>hmm I know she's supposed to be the most beautiful girl in the world, but she isn't really. let's put her next to a genuinely stunning professional top model

bravo Refn, bravo