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She is stretch girl

cant she just make her ass smaller

>>83286550

She's not make physical mass vanish into thin air girl

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Sátántangó - 7 1/2 hours long

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7 Samurai 3 1/2h

>>83285860
The industry was no longer in the cynical 60's where the facade of post WWII media was falling apart, things could be harsh and gritty but still meaningful again.

>>83285860
>Prisoners
>good

Denis Villeneuve is the most IMDB sensibility director so far. Anybody who thinks that Prisoners is above mediocre is juvenile about the medium and entirely emblematic of the video game crossposter fueled downfall of this board.

Villeneuve is one of the biggest trashmasters working today. This is hot pocket the movie. Cheeto dust: the flick.

IMDB "FILM BUFF" pleb fodder. If you like this film then you are an enemy of the medium.

>MUH BASED JAKE
>MUH BASED DEAKINS
>MUH DARK THRILLER
>MUH RELIGIOUS SYMBOLISM

All the memes are there, it's shit

Sicario is equally shit.

Nice bait, OP

Could it be that you are just looking at a handful of good movies from the 70's while completely ignoring all the shit ones that failed the test of time?

NORAAAAAA

Great, up until they changed the art style. "I Am The Night" is the best Batman-centric episode.

TOP 5 EPISODES

1. Feat of Clay
2. Almost Got em
3. Two Face
4. If your so smart...
5. On leather Wings

>>83285145
yeah I hated new adventures, sapped the sophisticated aesthetic of the series which before had a cool 40s art deco theme to it

>>83285020
I'd love to see Capaldi in something Lynch

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>David Lynch will never direct Doctor Who

>>83285020
Lynch looks like a cross between Sean/Jon Pertwee and Peter Capaldi

>>83284732
wasn't that obvious from the Warcraft movie?

>>83284797
warcraft wasn't quite able to get ahead in the exchange of yield for volume. There won't be a sequel.

CRITICS DONT FUCKING MATTER AHAHHAHA

No.

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>>83284616

No, also don't get your opinions from Metalheads. metal is literally the lowest form of "Music" in the world

>>83284616
I find it quite odd that this man takes himself seriously. What I find even stranger is that others also take him seriously.

lmao i thought i was the only one
it happened to me with the wanted movie, i started pretending like i was mc avoy

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>>83284247
>movie ends
>I start acting like the antagonist

>>83284247
Because you're uninteresting and weak-willed. Develop your own thoughts and personality instead of copying the movies, fag.

>>83283510
>African American
Wrong

>>83283510
Yeah shit in china

>>83283510
>Frodo's glowing pistols

I didnt WANT to watch this because OF all the bad reviews, but was DRAGGED to watch it by a friend and LITERALLY had the best time of my life!

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>>83284398
Glad you had FUN. Happy audiences=Best part of my job. People WANT r-rated raunchy comedy.

>>83283434
Currently 5/10 on IMDb.
There's NO way I'm paying to see THIS.

>>83283175
I think I'm not interested in watching it anymore now

>>83283175
Name some examples.

such a fucking uninspired poster

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>inb4 lotr/ star wars pissing contest

>Lord of Rings

>>83282270
LotR
>>83282303
>star wars
>good
One great film, one mediocre film, and one garbage film. If you consider the other 5 movies, it's even sadder.

>>83280276
oh damn, thats some great DSL she got

REMINDER THAT MARSHALL IS INTRODUCED NEXT WEEK

>>83280287
>Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS sounded GOAT, I was really looking forward to watching it, hoping it would be like a NewWho Edge of Destruction. It wasn't. It was shit.

kek

I will only watch if they switch out all the trousers the ladies wear for skirts.

>Star Trek: Discovery
>STD
The fuck were they thinking? At some point someone must have written that down on a memo or something but no one thought "huh, every discussion of our show will end up with it being called STD". Tells you all you need to know about the creatives behind it to be honest.

>>83280038
That and the lack of understanding of Star Trek by CBS.

>>83279628
Maybe the critics weren't ready for all that raunchy R-rated fun ;) The fans are loving it!

>>83279732
Thx my man! Glad you loved the movie. Keep grinding hard and I'll see you at the top one day.

>>83279628
Is this movie the end of Zac Efron's career?