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She was so shitty in Les Miserables. This bitch literally plays the same character, gerself in everything. Cannot act. Jlaw 2.0.

Good thing she looks like a freak on screen and is done.

>>79133043
>This bitch literally plays the same character,

What actor doesn't you woman hating cunt.

>>79133043
Literally would rather cuddle with her than you

>>79132954
>Alex Mahone
>Asian guy from Harold and Kumar

Best I could do without googling.

>>79132954
Željko Ivanek and James Cromwell

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>>79133000
>full house dubs

nice

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>>79132904

>>79132904
Because not everyone is supposed to be handsome? Also, I know a few girls who think Andrew Garfield is hot shit.

>>79132985
He has a bit of a babyface so i guess that works for some people. Driver is awful looking though.

>>79132838
Rob being a huge faggot, hiring writers that aren't white people.

>>79132838
Social justice

>>79132838
ran out of ideas

>>79132826

really needed some facial hair on him

He's got a little bit of the ape nose, and that eye looks a little wonky, but he's a good looking guy for the most part. He's a prettyboy. Maybe Fox just thought he was the best man for the part, and that the viewing public would not be too put off by the race factor.

They probably cast him for the sake of advancing elitist socio-political identity politics, though.

I see aliens are starting to use other races

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I wonder that the sign is when you want to bash your head against the wall to forget one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>79132782

i think that is a sign of autism

>>79133105
No posting pasta since April is

>>79132716
rogue one is a crowdpleaser, BvS is a dark serious art film in a superhero skin

>>79132716
desu i'm kind of surprised anyone cared enough about a capeshit "vs." title to see it in theaters

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>>79132716
NEWSFLASH! your generation has shitty taste

kys to it all go away

Garfield was terrible, otherwise it was OK

>>79132641
>Garfield was terrible,
I really didnt think so, I bought the part. what in particular did you not like about his performance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlaGhihG3pc
it's the 2nd best movie after Hell or High Water to actually get a BP nomination

Why does he even need to keep working anymore

does he have no idea what a budget is

>>79132602
Maybe he owes people money. Leg breaking people.

>>79132570
he was so shitty in Pixels. This bitch literally plays the same character, gimself in everything. Cannot act. Jlaw 2.0.

Good thing he looks like a freak on screen and is done.

mmm hrmrmrrrmmmm mmmrrrhm

>Latest episode Prince Regent has a soft boiled dinosaur egg for breakfast

Wat

>>79132707
ostrich or emu

he's tall, handsome and has a huge cock

he's a muslim

Directs and stars in his own flicks but he's no Clint Eastwood.

He just wants to make sorcery great again.

>>79132437
He didn't kill him though

>>79132509
Did you even watch the film? It was implied.

Didn't quite get this part

black hole sun

it was trying to get me to convey a shit in my trousers

>>79132387
Oooohh just cooka up someahda sphegettini

GABAGOOL

Godfather said sugar in the sauce. that's gay, you don't want sweet tomatoes
Goodfellas said to slice garlic thin enough that it melts in the olive oil. it changes nothing, don't do that unless you want super garlic fingers for a day
Ralphie said to take your pasta and mix it with sauce and butter, as if you wanted mushy shit instead of sauce + pasta. if you want more sauce with each bite, use a tube pasta instead of string

they're all bad

>>79132384
have you taken the quirellpill yet OP?
Lockheart close second...

desu they just got worse and worse each book.

Fake Moody

>>79132428
Lockhart > Quirell >>> everyone else