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Is Bart married to Maggie?

I can't stand new Simpsons

>>84968367
>tfw to inteligent to walk on for legs

Watch Angus.

>>84968213
try home movies

One Hour Photo

>>84968175
No it doesn't. Just like metacritic so many of the 'professional' reviews are paid bias.

The turds here on /tv/ influence me more.

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I try to avoid all trailers and promotions besides a few interviews with the directors and such, til I watch the premiere. RT has just as much bias as the Oscar's honestly.

>>84968175
>>84968333
fuck they're multiplying

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>>84968142

Got ya lmao

>muh Lovecraft.

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>>84968140
I still liked it

>>84968140
You go first

That show is fucked. Kind of cool at first but loses it quick

Terrible.

was this a parody?

>>84968115
holy shit my sides. i literaly can't stop laughing
kino is confirmed

>>84968109
>films with a similar aesthetic
I'd like to know this myself since I haven't found any yet.

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you're looking for like 70s slasher, in that case go for rob zombie movies that generally his tone like in 31 and etc. If you're watching classics might as well go to Halloween and watch the evolution of the subgenre

>>84968407
>go for rob zombie movies
Just don't. If you wanna see something like that, just watch the X-Files episode Home, which is what Rob Zombie has been trying to do for 15 years and failing miserably at it.

>>84968040
Snowtown
Wake in Fright
Happiness

>>84968040
Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Or
Kung Fu Hustle

Predator
Big Trouble In Little China

A moment's stare and a quick grin before devouring her whole.

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>>84967927
He should've said
"Well theyre used to being around models, so theyd take one look at you then turn around and leave with me."

JERK STORE

>>84967735
I love this image because 90% of them literally did nothing wrong but 10% of them did absolutley everything wrong

10/10 troll

>>84967735
>stannis as a villain
>including real life political figures
>netayajew

fucking kill yourself. delete this image and never post it again.

>>84967533

The SFX were so fucking ahead of their time. It's amazing how good the "underwater suit" looks, knowing it's been rigged up with all sorts of diving shit for extended filming.

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BAM BAAAAAAAAM BAM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

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>>84967568
Yes.

i did i thought it was the bad guy from grandma's boy at first. i'd never heard of "girls"

I chuckled at the face reveal and tantrums.

He can't act and his face doesn't match his voice. Can you blame me?

Kylo Ren is the best and most realistic character of the new trilogy.

you can cast magic nonverbally, I don't think they're shown learning it though.

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>>84967341
Why should they care to do that in one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>84967453
they're not shown learning pretty much anything, as rowling is a hack that hasnt put a single thought into how her magic system works

>>84967244
is there a script?
i've snatched scripts for his last 4 features off /tv/ and hope to continue doing so

>>84967413
Didn't he almost not make Hateful Eight because the script was leaked? I don't think hes gonna make that mistake again

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>No Walton Goggins as Charles Manson

>>84967220
it was just asperger's
it would be more accurate if the protag wasn't a super savant and had a more low-functioning autism

im not a ninja

was it autism?