Does this count as BLACKED?
>>83604863
GHOSTED
tupac was a manlet irl
remember when the holograms were a big deal
remember when it was supposed to be the "future" of live performances
lol
Is it a pun?
How is it a pun?
>>83604770
go on..
>>83604770
Well, there WAS blood.
This is a better The Neon Demon in all respects, fite me
She can eat my dick
>>83604964
>oh anon, you couls have just asked me to finish in my mouth hehe
Dude neon demon was horrible. Anything with half a script is better. People just talk about it cause they wanna fug the chick.
What did she mean by this ?
prison
>>83604658
No, but if I am what does that make you?!?1
>>83604658
Unexpected lines like this in serious movies are a thousand times better then any shitty comedy by Seth rogan, I lost my shit
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/spider-mans-venom-spinoff-will-star-tom-hardy/1100-6450196/
Another great actor falls to capeshit... FUCK...
>>83604383
We already had dozens of threads about this a few weeks ago. Possibly more since
OMG YOU GUYS CHECK THIS OUT
>>83604383
>tom hardy
>great actor
o k
Bring this up when someone tells you about Wonder Woman box office.
Hype>Quality
Is this the new Blacked promo?
>>83604288
...what record?
how i that a record?
>No stopping me this time, Smee. This is it.
>Don't make a move, Smee. Not a step.
>My finger's on the trigger. Don't try to stop me, Smee.
>This is it.
>Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee.
>Don't you dare try to stop me this time, Smee. Try to stop me.
>Smee, you better get off your ass. Get over here!
>Stop me!
>This is not a joke! I'm committing suicide!
>>83604138
>Smee, Maimen, Dr. Paveleer, Button Lee, Juan of Yu
What did he mean by that?
Great meme potential here lads let's get involved before Reddit steals it from us!
>>83604138
Hoffman's best performance desu
>it's a retarded African weapon episode
>it's a "the professional gets BTFO by the amateur" episode
>when a smith quenches in water
>>83604714
aint ya supposed to use oil or somethan?
Jurasic park wasted Samuel L Jackson's potential.
Why would you get an actor like Samuel L Jackson only to place him in such a small role?
Even his name takes a long time to appear on the credits.. Normally Samuel L Jackson's name would appear on the poster because he is such a loved actor but instead his name takes ages just to appear on the credits.
>>83604008
Jurrassic Park came out in 1993
Samuel didnt make it big until 1994 with Pulp Fiction
>>83604008
this movie came out like in 1993, he wasn't that well known I think, he appeared in Pulp Fiction but I think his big break was either 187 or Die Hard with a vengance.
>Spielberg on Sam Jackson: He's a great actor and did the part flawlessly, it really pains me to like the guy, on account of him being an Alabama Windchime. I kept his role minor to publicly demonstrate the negros place in society.
Jesus Christ Spielberg.
Jesus Christ
Your face when you realize Rockposting is much more litty than Baneposting.
already dead meme
>>83603978
Even better, died at it's peak so we can respectfully reflect on it with zero reddit crossover.
>>83603978
Well baneposting was actually never funny to begin with. It became a meme because some autismo started spamming it for days
Which doesnt mean that this raunchy meme wont get #litty
>did I mention we're black?
Goddamn, spill was definitely better than what the fuck they are doing now
>>83603877
Spill is over?
Damn...
CINEMA
MATINEE
I AIN'T GOT $17 TO PAY
>>83603877
Double Toasted is awful, and a trainwreck.
>Korey is an obnoxious dickhead who makes everything about race, and can't take the attention off of him for more than a few seconds
>Martin barely gets a word in, and even then nowadays he humors Korey's derailing of topics for race all the time
>Other cohosts are useless yes men who bring nothing to the table
>The only fans that come on are brainless sycophants and massage Korey's ego
>No Cohost
I used to be a big Spill fan, but I did start listening to it less near the end when it got progressively worse. Well, that "worse" is literally the best of Double Toasted.
One Of Us is also garbage. It's literally "Smug Nerds: The Show."
F
>>83603792
I loved Wallace and Gromit growing up. This is pretty upsetting but I'm extremely satisfied with the work he's done.
He forgot the crackers
RIP
>movie has view from space
>the earth isnt flat
>movie has a woman with a speaking part in it
>Movie is set in the past
>Everything is black and white
What the fuck, do they think colours were only invented in the last 50 years?
>>83603781
Name one movie where this has happened
Yuri is the most complex character of all of television. We are introduced to him through a murder in East Germany.
>We think just another dumb henchman
>Ramblings of someone with PTSD talking about eating babies
>Wears a fucking Wolf on his head
This character represents - the evolved hitman/henchman from Malvo. Malvo was the wolf.
Uses a fucking whip.
Scares the shit out of everyone, while wearing kick ass Addidas shelltoes.
Here, Yuri wears Malvo on his head.
>>83603712
And he's about to get his furry communist ass kicked in by based Wrench.
nah he's a pretty weak character and the way he paralyzes everyone with fear is completely unearned. and his outfit is stupid. I like season 3 but he's one of the worst elements
Court dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters!
>>83603633
What did they mean by this?
got many a prepubescent boner to amanda's midriff during hillbilly moment
>ONE TIME