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Anonymous
2017-03-04 07:42:28 Post No.80060231
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:42:28 Post No. 80060231 [Report] [View this topic]

>my prostate is asymmetrical

what did he mean by this?

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:54:08 Post No.80060620
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:54:08 Post No.80060620 [Report]

man this movie was so cool
I must have seen it over a dozen times
and it's been a while

Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:55:45 Post No.80060679
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:55:45 Post No.80060679 [Report]

>>80060620
is this sarcasm or is this really a fun movie?

Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:56:57 Post No.80060715
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>>80060679
well depends what you find fun I guess, I really enjoyed the dialogue and performances and the overall themes
it's like a huge really witty joke

Anonymous
2017-03-04 07:41:33 Post No.80060208
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:41:33 Post No. 80060208 [Report] [View this topic]

what's his name?

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:45:01 Post No.80060317
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:45:01 Post No.80060317 [Report]

Dan “The Man” Schneider
Dan "Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
"Down South" Dan Schneider
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
Dan "The Seducer" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
Dan “The Collector” Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "Cunny Hoarder" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
"Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "I like 'em Small And Tan" Schneider
Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider
Dan "But I Poop From There, Mister" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan “If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her” Schneider

Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:49:29 Post No.80060455
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>>80060208
post the feet montage please

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>>80060208

Anonymous
2017-03-04 07:29:52 Post No.80059852
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:29:52 Post No. 80059852 [Report] [View this topic]

What's your favourite line from the Star Wars prequels?

I'll start us off

>"My powers have doubled since the last time we met count"

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:31:12 Post No.80059899
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>>80059852
I hate sand.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:31:46 Post No.80059920
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:31:46 Post No.80059920 [Report]

only a sith deals in absolutes

Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:32:03 Post No.80059927
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:32:03 Post No.80059927 [Report]

>>80059852

>The End

thank fuck, its over.

Anonymous
2017-03-04 07:25:51 Post No.80059706
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:25:51 Post No. 80059706 [Report] [View this topic]

Reminder that Manhattan being blamed for it wouldn't make Russia suddenly be at peace with America thus the movie version is non sense

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:27:12 Post No.80059744
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:27:12 Post No.80059744 [Report]

Yes it would actually

Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:28:29 Post No.80059801
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:28:29 Post No.80059801 [Report]

>>80059744
>America biggest defense against Russia is manhattan
>Manhattan turns against America
>Suddenly America doesn't have its biggest defense
>Russia wouldn't attack

WOW ZACK

Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:30:08 Post No.80059864
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>>80059801
Is this really your argument?

Also Snyder didn't even write the script you ugly /v/ cuck.

Anonymous
2017-03-04 07:25:28 Post No.80059692
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:25:28 Post No. 80059692 [Report] [View this topic]

>movie ends
>it was all a dream

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:26:11 Post No.80059715
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:26:11 Post No.80059715 [Report]

On Fairy Stories documents that this enraged even JRR Tolkien

Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:27:41 Post No.80059765
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:27:41 Post No.80059765 [Report]

>>80059692
hey isnt that the kid from harry potter?

Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:29:05 Post No.80059824
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:29:05 Post No.80059824 [Report]

>movie about stealing the jewelery
>the thief is supposed to be sneaky
>he moves with the elegance of an african elephant

Anonymous
2017-03-04 07:25:15 Post No.80059683
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:25:15 Post No. 80059683 [Report] [View this topic]

muh pelts

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:26:21 Post No.80059718
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>>80059683

muh son

Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:27:13 Post No.80059745
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the bear moved way too fast to be believable, but otherwise a decent film.

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Muh Nootka

Anonymous
2017-03-04 07:18:15 Post No.80059484
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:18:15 Post No. 80059484 [Report] [View this topic]

Did he do it?

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:20:01 Post No.80059528
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:20:01 Post No.80059528 [Report]

>>80059484
No

Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:21:18 Post No.80059569
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:21:18 Post No.80059569 [Report]

It's incredibly obvious that he did.

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I don't know.

But haven't people who've looked into all of this come out with the conclusion that no one else but him could've done it?

Anonymous
SHIN GODZILLA 2017-03-04 07:16:59 Post No.80059445
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SHIN GODZILLA Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:16:59 Post No. 80059445 [Report] [View this topic]

Certified monster kino

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:18:32 Post No.80059490
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:18:32 Post No.80059490 [Report]

Just watching this now, is the Godzilla design intentionally shit?

Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:20:50 Post No.80059554
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:20:50 Post No.80059554 [Report]

>Your Name won best screenplay

kek

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>>80059490
He evolves later on, at the beginning he looks like a goofy sea creature coming fresh out of water

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2017-03-04 07:13:03 Post No.80059326
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:13:03 Post No. 80059326 [Report] [View this topic]

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/dance-moms-star-brynn-rumfallo-lands-the-squrriel-gir-role-l917945

ITS HAPPENING

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:16:38 Post No.80059431
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BRAVO BRYNNY

Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:18:29 Post No.80059488
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:18:29 Post No.80059488 [Report]

why is she so smug?

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 08:07:44 Post No.80061098 [Report]

kino

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The most insane cinema experience I have ever had 2017-03-04 07:12:27 Post No.80059310
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The most insane cinema experience I have ever had Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:12:27 Post No. 80059310 [Report] [View this topic]

>go to toilet after film
>its an indie cinema made from a converted sports centre
>throw my coat on a peg in the changing room, wait to go to the toilet (theres a queue made of other cinemagoers)
>queue suddenly disappears, I stand up to see why
>theres a fat couple showering, theyre the only ones still in the shower/toilet area
>still not sure why everyones leaving
>the old fat guy shouts out the door to the receptiondesk (which is within earshot)
"HEY, MIKE! I NEED YOU TO DO A LITTLE CLEANING HERE!"
>The receptionist shouts back
"NO, FUCK OFF"
>Old fat guy shouts:
"I'VE DONE A MESS IN MY DAPPY"
>I suddenly realise with horror why the crowd has disappeared
>both of the old couple have shit themselves while showering
>theyre both smiling smugly as a brown puddle spreads from around them and the crowd backs up
>puddling is already large enough to block access to the door
>Receptionist (Mike) arrives in his uniform
>He demands to "search" them (WTF?)
>old couple suddenly look very scared
>pulls on thick rubber gloves i assume he uses for janitorial work
>people are literally climbing out of the changing-room window (which is high up on the wall) to escape the smell, the sight and the small puddle of brown slowly spreading around the couple
>I climb out too
>am about to leg it down the street when I hear something
>not 100% sure what happened, but I hear a slap, a shout, and a loud "thump"
>crouch down and look through the window
>the fat man is on the floor in his own shit, crying
>his wife is standing up, crying
>there is a showerhead that has been ripped off the wall and is lying in a pile of cracked tiles and shit
>Mike is unscathed and leaning lightly against one wall
>Mike is smiling a LOT, his grin is terrifyingly wide
>I suddenly feel very scared
>stand up really suddenly and run away, leaving my coat (and bank cards) inside the building
>get home
>make this post

What the fuck, lads. I feel like I want to cry.

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:13:55 Post No.80059349
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>>80059310
funnest freaking post i ever read

Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:26:50 Post No.80059729
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:26:50 Post No.80059729 [Report]

what the fuck

Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:59:42 Post No.80060810
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>>80059310
~~falcon~~

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:07:02 Post No. 80059158 [Report] [View this topic]

what would Walt think?

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:08:01 Post No.80059191
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:08:01 Post No.80059191 [Report]

He'd be upset that some idiot colored a line of blue in the blonde girl's hair and nobody caught it before releasing the episode

Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:08:56 Post No.80059204
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:08:56 Post No.80059204 [Report]

Get over it!

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:02:20 Post No. 80059039 [Report] [View this topic]

Guys I need your help PLEASE

I can't seem to Find a movie, please help , here's the story :

>GUY thinks his girlfriend is "stealing" all of his luck , or he's "leaking" it to her

>he moves out into the middle of nowhere to escape her

>HE'S reporter or something and gets lucky and so on

Please tell me what movie this is

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:11:09 Post No.80059270
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:11:09 Post No.80059270 [Report]

Good Luck Chuck

Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:25:53 Post No.80059710
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>>80059270
No it's not it.... This movie is shot somewhere in the middle of a desert he moves to to escape from "luck steealing" girlfriend and suddenly good things start happening to him .... In that small home in middle of nowhere.

I vaguely remember Owen Wilson / like Wilson / heather Graham in the movie