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>It's a Remy controls Linguini and fucks his girlfriend better than he ever could episode

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ANDY?

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ITT: 2/10 movies

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So is pedophilia a common symptom of PTSD?

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The Guild
>6 seasons long
>over 7 hours long in total

it took Felicia almost 7 years to write 7 hours worth of content and even said she ran out of ideas around season 3.

does she even deserve the hype she gets as a writer?

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Who was in the wrong here...?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8

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What are some movies where there is obviously other important shit for the characters to do but they fuck it off and just do inane shit?

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Anyone here ever funded or had funded a Kickstarter?

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I come across an interesting if not infamous website, seemingly as old as the internet itself yet never truly explored by the average mind.

*grabs a live chicken and bites its head off*

As I was saying, my journey for fame, fortune, and food has brought me to 4chan; known to some as the true birthplace of the internet. Specifically I find myself on /tv/, a den of the absurd, the dying, the reborn, and the contrarian; dedicated to the "discussion" of all that takes place in front of a camera lens.

*kills the last animal of an endangered species*

I see Aiden Gillen, a close friend of mine who has become a peculiar case; blossomed into somewhat of an ironic god for the ever sarcastic masses of 4chan. A simple phrase from his opening lines in "The Dark Knight Rises" immortalizes him in the memetic dreams of /tv/. Not long after, I encounter a scantily clad prepubescent girl who makes some vulgar sexually suggestive approaches towards me -- likely the work of the less reputable men who lurk in the shadows of /tv/. A fight breaks out nearby, two overweight men with poor hygiene fighting over the sexual history of a B list actress. I smell the pungent aroma of passed gas; it smells good. It smells like beautiful disgusting chaos. I'm starting to feel at home here.

*shoots a doe in mid birth and uses its umbilical cord to strangle the barely newborn fawn*

I ask the locals for their opinions of my own work on television and it doesn't bode well for me, I'm called a pretentious faggot and told to kill myself. The lingering insecurity of my sexual past flares up like gazelle blown apart by a stick of dynamite, and I leave to ponder about my experiences with /tv/...and of course...find something to eat.

*drags the corpse of a homeless man into a nearby kitchen*

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>The McDonald's brothers let the annual royalty deal be agreed on a handshake
Were they retarded

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Name a sitcom funnier than season 1-6 Always Sunny

I'll wait.

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*demands $1000*

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Was he shooting at god ?

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I feel old.

I been out there since I was 13. I ain't never fucked up a count, never stole off a package, never did some shit that I wasn't told to do. I been straight up.

But what come back? Hmm? You'd think if I get jammed up on some shit they'd be like, "A'ight, yeah. Bodie been there. Bodie hang tough. We got his pay lawyer. We got a bail." They want me to stand with them, right? But where the fuck they at when they supposed to be standing by us? I mean, when shit goes bad and there's hell to pay, where they at?

This game is rigged, man.

We like them little bitches on a chessboard.

;(

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I don't understand this movie