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>>80579028
I can see him shitposting on /pol/ pretty easily

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No, his patients are.

>>80579028
>Tells patients to lose weight
>Is clearly overweight himself
The US is fucked

she is like a scientist

>>80446129
she's a confirmed literature and art house movie buff

She should just come back, desu. Imagine the anticipation for a comeback anal scene for Brazzers.

>>80578582
guy with martial art skills fighting ninjas. oh great, AGAIN..
swallow it you filthy netflix sheeple

>>80578582
>critics dont like it
>audience does
hmm lets find out why critics dont like it
>WHYTE MAIL
>CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
>SEXUALISING ASIAN WOMEN AND FETISHISING THEM
kill yourself critics

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>all these tears over a white dude doing kung fu

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>>80446032
I like the bit where she gets groped in Avengers

Iron Man 2 was peak

>>80446187
So you agree with the OP

>>80445878
>Indy going up against a giant serpent snake
i thought he hated snakes? or was that his father?

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>>80445878
Not to mention it would be the most adventurous Indiana Jones film ever made

>Canyons
>Babylon digging site
>An Ancient Sanctuary
>Inside of a Volcano
>Egyptian Deserts
>Inside a Pyramid that has a mine cart track

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>>80445936
>i thought he hated snakes?
He does but exploration is what he does and if a giant serpent snake gets in his way from collecting an artifact, well then he has to try to pass it.

btw: Harrison Ford actually loves snakes in real life and the snake used in Crystal Skull that he had to latch on to to escape the sand pit was a real snake.

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>poo
>pee
>vagina

>>80445756
young garofalo was hot

Back then a comedian saying that on TV wouldn't have been done to death, like once upon a time a guy telling dick jokes on TV would have been shocking.

Hacks making the same joke for the next 10-20 years is what makes it insufferable.

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ITT First Boy films

>>80578190
SHUT UP YOUR WAKING THE NEIGHBORS

>>80578150

Ya see the funny thing about my back Jules is that it's located on my cock.

>>80577823
Well duh. The shit I'm forcing out right now > The Force Awakens

found it hard to follow and i almost fell asleep a few times
never finished it

>>80577823

Contranian opinion the post.

Taxi Driver

Stalingrad

Predator

The Last American Virgin (1982).

I won the game.

>>80445646
awful film

>>80445669
yeah
wait I thought this was a screwball comedy...
fuck...

>>80577677
Hello, newfag.

If you want to discuss a film meaningfully on /tv/, please refrain from the use of the meme-word "kino". It makes you look like an idiot, and encourages shitposting.

Ok? Thanks!

>>80577677
After seeing Stalker I didn't think that a movie could top it, and then I watched this
>>80577718
this is true as well

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/p/ kino

Don't know who that is

Acted in a bunch of good shit from the 80's and 90's. Made two great movies in Braveheart and Apocolypto, and a few other alright flicks. Overrated on /tv/ for his drunken rants and general goofy demeanor.

>>80445640
Sorry, it's Mel Gibson. Best known for Braveheart and Passion of the Christ. Also a RAGING anti-Semite :/

>cannot be shown in over 300 countries

>>80577363
Why? From what I have heard the """"""gay""""" scene in the movies is just 2 dudes dancing

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>>80577322
DC BTFO YET AGAIN

>you knew my father?

>>80577151

Name three hundred and forty four films where this /actually/ happens.

Dumb frogposter.

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>and your other ring

*unzips penis*

DUDE PHALLIC IMAGERY

these monsters were way more entertaining than the boring spider and oxen in the new Kong.