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>"I want Ellen Page!"
>"But sir, she's a butch dyke feminist now"
Do they have cloning devices in their Hollywood rape dungeons or how's this possible?
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>>80260033
>Ellen Page
She looks like a knockoff Selena Gomez and Disney has pushed out like 5 of those since Selena branched out as a late teen.
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>>80260033
Why do you associate Erin with that stupid dyke? Erin is on a whole new level of waifuism and doesn't look remotely like Page.
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>>80260108
she reminds me of Alison Lohman
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Happy birthday to me
What movie should I go see?
Happy birthday to meeee
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movie? fuck that
go to one of those thai massage places and get yourself a rub and tug
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!!!!!!! Watch whatever you think is comfy, it's your day big guy
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Happy birthday anon! Get comfy and watch Office Space. Afterwards, don't forget to get drunk by yourself and think about all the wrong decisions you made in life.
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>tfw technology has ruined the bank robbing movie
Watching nerds hack shit just isn't as fun
At least westerns are still being made
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*robs with the press of the enter key*
nothing personal
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A lot of cool movie plots that worked in older movies would be ruined if set today due to the ubiquity of cell phones and the internet. Technology ruins everything.
>tfw now we have to deal with clumsy phone close-ups of text messages
>tfw now we have to deal with retarded lines about running out of battery
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>>80260001
>set the movie in the circa-90s and all these problems disappear
What's the problem exactly?
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Why do movie dinosaurs look like shit now?
Did Spielberg copyright the t-rex?
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>>80259940
Jackson's T-Rex looked good.
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>>80259940
People will watch it anyway so who the fuck gives a shit.
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>>80259940
They weren't even trying with this piece of shit, trailers looked ass.
It's like one of those low-budget Z-movies available on VHS only from the 80s, except it's high-budget while the quality remains low.
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>talk to my friends about movies
>everyone starts recommending shit
>bring up some pretty normal stuff that they would probably enjoy, nothing too weird or foreign
>"dude you like sicario and manchester whatever, so I don't know if you can actually recommend good movies"
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your friends are patrician, manchester a shit
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>>80259925
>dude you like sicario
wat. Sicario is not only very good but surely its accessible?
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>>80260021
I can understand why many people don't like it. For the most part, it's an incredibly slow movie with a protagonist that is "useless"
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ITT we write an episode of Mad Men. I'll start 2017-03-10 11:13:56 Post No.80259826
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ITT we write an episode of Mad Men. I'll start
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"Today is your birthday Don" said Peggy. What are you going to do? Pete was listening at the door
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>whaa whaa whaa being attractive is soooooo hard
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>>80259826
Don unzips his dick while staring directly into peggys eyes.
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>>80259881
Pete: Ugh, Don put that away! It's hardly the time for such shenanigans
Peggy: (lustfully) I-I thought you said you had r-rules, Don
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Is it any good? I was born in the late 80s and I'm more and more skeptical of these nostalgia operations à la Stranger Things
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>>80259737
>I was born in the late 80s
So you're a 00's babby then
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>>80259737
>nostalgia
Fuck off with your reddit words
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What the fuck does stranger shit have to do with trainspotting 2? Kys
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Who was in the wrong here?
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>>80259672
depends on the point of view here
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>>80259672
Mace Dindu Nuffin
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>>80259672
sam jackson basically wants to murder sheeve cuz he's of a different religion
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so /tv/... was he autistic?
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>>80259632
what am i lookin at pham
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>m-muh drum kits
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>>80259660
18+
>>80259632
No, just awkward. Bill was a turboautist though. That episode where he gets upset that the girl wanted to kiss him so he has to run home, put on footy pajamas and watch cartoons is hilarious
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Billion Dollar Box Office Confirmed 2017-03-10 10:54:16 Post No.80259597
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Billion Dollar Box Office Confirmed
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Beauty And The Beast purse sells out, sparks online bidding war.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/beauty-beast-purse-costing-just-9998600
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why does anyone think current emma watson is attractive? She looks like a 14 year old boy.
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>>80259613
It depends how she dresses herself up. She can still look great when she wants to
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>Billion Dollar Box Office Confirmed
I thought it was going to do well but you shills look nervous, is it THAT bad??
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Assassins.Creed.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO 2017-03-10 10:50:46 Post No.80259547
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Assassins.Creed.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
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>Assassins.Creed.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
>Assassins.Creed.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
>Assassins.Creed.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
>Assassins.Creed.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
>Assassins.Creed.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
VOD Friday continues with some stupid video game movie.
Remember the trailer for this?
BRMMMMM BRRMMMMMMMM BRMMMMMMMMMMMM
I AM GOD
BRMM BRMM BRMMMMMMM
YOU DONT PLAY WITH GOD
BRMMMMMMMMMMMMM
(NIGGER MUSIC SWELLS TO A CRESCENDO)
WAAAHOOHHHHHH
I AM GOD
YOU DONT PLAY WITH GOD
BRM BRM BRM BRM BMRM BMRMRMMRMRMRMMRRMMRM
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I know 2017 summer is packed but that is one movie that was sent out to die
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Wait for YIFY.
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>>80259567
This. You'd have to have death wish (financially) to release your movie the same month as fucking Star Wars.
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Why is this movie so perfect?
How come it's nearly 20 years old and modern (((Blockbusters))) can't even compete in the same league as it?
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fuck off back to /a/ where you came from with this shit
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>>80259533
sup reddit
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Anno is a hack
hello computer
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hello computer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyV0IVItlM4
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Hi.
Hello.
How are you?
I am a computer.
Beep.
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>>80259539
Your browsing habits disgust me.
Boooop.
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Why was he obsessed with Scotland so much?
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Wasn't he the King of Scotland?
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Because he was its king.
And what a good king he was. When was the last time a king was so obsessed with his own country?
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>>80259361
Scots were probably tastier than his own countrymen.
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Is this kino?
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>>80259283
Star Wars: Return of Daft Punk
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>>80259627
Are you 12?
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>>80259283
It'd be better without the weeknd