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>>79202602
One of few that actually seems like a nice person.
Would like to meet.

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>>79202602
post his fat wife

>>79202654
you mean beard

>>79202536
>being kidnapped by two autistic retards who later turn out to be literal gods who can control time and space

Fuck man this movie is the most terrifying concept I've ever seen in my life.

>>79202536
No.

Benny's Video is better.

>>79202251
probably just the theater's reactor melting down

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>at kino with girlfriend just seeing a flick
>gets to romantic scene
>I edge my hand towards hers
>she does the same
>I look up, we smile at each other
>lean in for the kiss
>Kino-Conductor comes in
>"tickets please, everyone show their tickets please"
>flood lights fill the kinoplex and the "Let's all go to the Falconry" music starts playing
>everyone in the falcon section releases their birds
>get some shit on my coat
>conductor gets to us
>"uh sir, I'm afraid this is a movie ticket, you are watching a flick"
>Tyrone comes up to us
>girlfriend starts to cry
>Tyrone takes my girlfriends hand and drags her away from me
>I get escorted out
>hear my girlfriend crying out in pleasure and pain from behind the concession's stand

>>79202485
I don't believe? You're telling us that nobody fired a single round?

>he thinks his side won

enjoy no healthcare and no jorbs amerikuk

>>79202107
Hollywood's always been political. Just now they've decided to fight Nazis and not commies.

>>79202107
Dancing monkeys that do what they're told until the end. I will never understand why Amerikkkans worship them.

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>>79202065
>DUDE QUIRKY LMAO

>>79202065
just cause it has a fat kid and a grumpy old man doesn't mean it "rips off all elements of Up", retard

>>79202136
>fat kid
>grumpy old man struggling with loss of wife
>dog
>rare bird
>antagonist wants to stifle freedom

THAT TOM HANKS MOVIE FROM A COUPLE YEARS AGO. LIVE DIE REPEAT EDGE OF TOMORROW

>catched

stargate

>>79201936
So is this worth watching? Haven't read the novel yet

>>79201959
Yea. It kinda goes a weaker direction than the novel and irons version, but its still kubrick as fuck.

"I fucked ur mom"

>>79201863

he's showing Sam what he's going to do to his Ring

boipucci

>>79201783
Damn, I was pretty hype for this too.

I might still watch it, a 5.8/10 isn't that bad if you think about it.

>I'm going to see it anyway

>expecting a Gore Verbinski movie to be good

Why?

i havent seen any of those movies either

>>79201740
I doubt you have half a million people taking your movie criticism seriously though. Plus go through that list, even a pleb like you will get secondhand embarrassment

I dont need to look at cave paintings to appreciate and critique expressionism

>>79201704
>>every wrastlin tagteam match ever

bravo

>>79201704
>character about to get killed, is saved because a friend shoots/punches the bad guy
one of the most stupid cliches

the only way to make it less shit is if the main character gets saved by someone else he thought it was a bad guy

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>>79202041
>didn't see that coming, did you?

BRAAAAAPPP

>>79201675
Oh shit I remember seeing these dudes during the early morning as a teen
I remember thinking they had interesting designs

>>79201675
The sweet caress of the razer. Such sweet pain.

So what is this "odd trick?" I'm asking for a friend.

>>79201631
Selective human breeding, avoiding race mixing

>>79201631
Viagra

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Pro Tip: You can't

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>>79201612

reddit on wheels

>>79201537
what shall I watch instead?

>>79201563
drive