https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrw7i1SqJnM
I was expecting more cursing
In Australia, coins come in bags.
>>82979530
>australians are subhuman shites
Oh wow gee who could have seen that coming? dirty fucking aussies, it amazes me that kiwis are so much better when they live in close proximity
>"""science"""-fiction series
>whole premise is based off evolution not being real
Know a quick way to spot a movie made in America?
no, what is it?
EVOLUTION BTFO!
>>82979417
Incorrect. It's based on controlled evolution.
If you weren't a brainlet, the opening scene examples this when the engineers body is decomposed using the decomposition goop and begins evolving into different reconstructions.
Even evolution needed a seed which was the engineers themselves. Unless of course you believe in a magical theorem that suggests that basic matter just so happen to start constructing into more complex forms of atoms, molecules, biological molecules, amino acids, dna, and then on to all sorts of other advanced life just for the casual fuck of it w/ no pretext Because that surely makes grand fucking sense and is explained by science.
The thread died before I could post this.
>>82963861
Go ahead, tell me this wouldn't be AMAZING
Bond: Jon Hamm
Bond girl: Annet Mahendru
Moneypenny: Faye Marsay
Bond Villain: Jonathan Banks
Female villain/girl: Erin Richards
M: Chiwetel Elijofor
Release Date: 2020
Bond: Damian Lewis
Bond Girl: some orphan from Venezuela, who cares
Moneypenny: some nerdy girl
Bond villain: Bill Wilson, CIA
Female villain: Meryl Streep
M: Bob Odenquirk
James Bond is a cuck series whose only purpose is to
1. Help Brits feel masculine because fuck knows they have no other masculine aspects
2. Sell brand name products
3. Help Sony/Columbia Pictures pretend it has a valuable action series when most have dropped this series for the turd it is.
Mission Impossible surpassed that Sony trash years ago.
I unironically want Idris Elba to be the next Bond. I like the fanfiction idea that 007 is an alias given out to new agents and that canonically explains why there have been different actors for the same character. I also love the theory thatSean Connery's character in The Rock is Bond and MI6 abandoned him and gave his alias to a new agent. It would also piss maximal people off, which is a bonus. Plus Idris Elba is actually perfect for Bond, if you look past his skin colour.
ITT: Films only you have seen
you and every other redditor
this literally had a sticky on /tv/ 5 years ago, you idiot
>>82978887
You might be retarded, OP
But since you ask
CHECK BUZZ ALDRINS INSTAGRAM
HIS INSTAGRAM THAT'S ALL I'LL SAY
why does he want us to check buzz aldrin's instragram so bad?
so see that buzz aldrin is posting fake moon/earth photos?
>"My pussy smell like an abattoir, like REAL stinky, like, sometimes I'm like to myself, "ok that's one stanky va-J-J" you feel me? This one time I was fucking this guy reverse cowgirl style REAL hard, you know what I'm sayin'? I mean REAL hard, and then I got off that big ol' schlong of his and started suckin' him off, and I swear........ I could TASTE my nasty, stanky, ratchet, fishy ass pussy, right off his dick. It's like I was giving myself a BJ, you feel me girls? I mean, It's unfair girls can't give themselves Blowjobs like guys can. I mean God must be some old crusty mysogenistic white guy, because I'm down here stuck with my fishy ass pussy, no BJ's. I mean, there are advantages to having a pussy too, right girls? I mean, sometimes when I go out I clench a whole glass worth of milk in my pussy in case I get thirsty and need a drink. Once I was on the rag, and that milk came out motherfucking pink, still drank it though, I mean I can't be the only girl out there who does this, right? I mean. in this society girls are made be all prim and proper, so we never talk about this stuff, right? I mean, I can't talk about my pink milk containing vagina without looks of disgust, even though it's something WE ALL DO!!, right!! I mean, sometimes when I'm hungover and I drag myself out of bed my vagina leave a big stinky snail-trail skid mark on the sheets, and I just love to lick it all up. I mean, it's just what vaginas do. But, oh no, us girls can't talk about that, in case, God forbid, a MAN gets turned off. Well, I'm not here to turn guys on, bitches. I once found the skeleton of a foetal bird in my pussy, how did THAT get there, amiright?!? My mom smelt my pussy, and I swear she threw up, she said, AMY!! WASH THAT DIRTY PUSSY OUT!!, and I said, eh no, I like my dirty vagina. I think more girls need to be proud of their smelly vag's, y'know what I mean? Just say, FUCK IT, my pussy stinks, and I can STILL get any man I want, because I'm the QUEEN BEE-ATCH."
>>82977883
*sprays period blood on audience*
This is why traps are superior to women.
>>82977883
Daily reminder that this is Cryin' (((Chuck Schumer's))) neice.
Also, did she really say this? Would not be surprised.
What went wrong?
>>82977873
>3DCG garbage ruining a god tier source material
3d and color.
I will never understand why the japs think it's a good idea to animate in color when none of the source material is in color, especially since it would make it so they could actually have decent animation instead of mouthflap still frames everywhere.
DID SOMEBODY SAY BLAMF?
>cast Charlotte McKinney in a Baywatch movie
>don't make her part of the Baywatch team
what were they thinking?
>>82977633
pigface desu
>>82977633
Why wasn't she Wonder Woman?
Are those real?
Post the saddest tv finale
Fringe
L O S T
Is Jonathan Banks gonna make it to season 4? He looks on the verge of dying on Better Call Saul
He died last year.
They just reanimated his corpse with robotics.
>>82977147
VINCE MADE THE BEST CGI EVER
he's only 70
he'll be fine
What podcasts are you listening to lads?
Ive been listening exlusively to /our boi/ JRE for the last year and a half and i pretty much finished everything even slightly interesting(i have only some episodes with nerds talking about hunting/archery/etc but i really dont care about that), so i need to find a new background time sinker for when im commuting from home or just chilling and playing vidya
Any recomendetions?
just rewatch the Bill Hicks episode
>>82976011
why does he dress like that
Looks like another Ghostbusters 2016 situation. The feminazi's and their hand wringing closet faggot SJW cuck lapdogs are bleating about how AMAZING the movie is to drum up publicity for this trash.
We know it's going to be garbage. Paty Jenkin's is a hack famous for ONE MOVIE (Monster) that came out 14 years ago and has since done FUCK ALL apart from some TV. We also know she got booted off Thor 2 because she thinks she's Orson Wells and WB/DC was desperate to hire a woman to Direct Wonder Woman purely for political identity politics reasons. We also know that Zack Snyder was ghost Directing parts of this but that's been kept under wraps because it would look bad while the entire project if FUBAR because it's based on the trash pile that he's made of the DCU like the Ayn Rand worshipping gym rat closet homo he is.
Finally, Gal Gadot has NO FUCKING BUSINESS being WW when Alexandra Daddario was the obvious and best fucking choice for the part. But NOOOOOOOOO, it had to be a 90lbs JEW who absolutely no fucking acting skills and is a zero charisma non-entity.
Anywho, don't believe the hype because it's going to be fuck awful and you know it!!!FACT!!!
>>82975277
why do you care what SJW think?
>>82975277
Nice autistic falseflagging, WB shill
>>82975355
>Be liberal comedian
>Stress the importance of punching up, not down
>Trump wins
>Mercilessly mock struggling Americans who voted for him in the hope of bettering their lives
Why are liberals so hateful?
>>82974624
Shuttie-uppie, spud!
>>82974624
>>82974624
hes on at least half the drugs his dead wife was taking, thats why
Because >voted for him in the hope of bettering their lives
People who are this dumb deserve to be mercilessly mocked.
>thinking a billionare corporate cocksuck would ever stand up for the little man
>WW2 movie
>Britain is portrayed as having had an important role in the war
Sounds like a butthurt Luftwaffe pilot to me.
Always a laugh
It's a Kevin episode this week right ?
>>82974273
Laurie episode.
>>82974273
Patti episode
>>82974281
Anyone else think she's lowkey the craziest and most irresponsible one out of the whole cast?