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I'm the best closer in the entire city.
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knock knock
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>*Throws papers on desk*
You have 24 hours.
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what the hell did you just say to me?
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>Peter...
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le different tim
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>>79919240
Pizza Time?
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>>79919314
It was a different time. This sort of thing was acceptable back then
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I've just finished watching all these boring oscar movies I pretend to like
gimme some recent cgi shitfest of a movie to relax
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Hmm, that's odd. Usually, the blood gets off at the second floor.
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>>79889376
it took me seeing this picture 4 times to actually grasp what was physically happening here. i thought it was a bad photoshop of two photos together, because there's no way that the red carpet was just floating like that. then i thought that the carpet was only halfway down the maximum depth that you see, and the black liquid was actually just the underside of the hall. then i thought that it was just an optical illusion. now i realize the floor is just covered in molasses.
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>>79890005
>it took me seeing this picture 4 times to actually grasp what was physically happening here
fucking retard
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Would this actually happen?
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no, contrary to what movies show, you cannot catch air and "ride" an explosion
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yes, it is possible to have an explosion "carry" you depending on how powerful said explosion was
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>>79889766
then your insides would be pulverized.
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Anybody remember the show on (I think ytv) around the 90s thats was about 2 min long in between shows with a silent man who would draw a picture with different objects each episode, sometimes salt on a black floor, and you would never know what hes drawing until the very end? And the camera angle was a birds eye view
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>>79889225
This sounds super familiar and I'm interested. Bump
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>>79889225
Were they clips from Art Attack perhaps?
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>>79889534
Yeah I think it's this.
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>let's split up
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>>79889213
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Always bothers me when I re-watch Robocop.
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>>79889213
>Proceed to get murdered one by one by the evil horror dude in the horror movie
>could've stuck together to have a fighting chance
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HERE I AM ONCE AGAIN
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r.i.p. in peace PHF
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FEELING LOW
BUT NOW AND THEN
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I BREATH IT IN
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ITT: Heroes that were secretly villains all along
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>AHAHAHAAHA GET IT CAUSE CAPTAIN AMERICA IS FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHTS OF NON-WHITES SO HE'S A VILLAIN LMAOOOOOOO GET IT IM PRETENDING TO BE A RACIST ISNT IT GREAT KEKEKEKEK XDXDXDXDXD
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he, along with all the other capeshit heros, was a product of semitism all along.
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>>79889093
how mad are you right now bitch
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>DeSimone committed what is believed to have been his first murder on March 15, 1968 at the age of 17. He was walking down the street with Hill when DeSimone spotted Howard Goldstein, a passing pedestrian, a random stranger unknown to either gangster. Hill recalls DeSimone turning to him and saying, "Hey, Henry, watch this." DeSimone yelled, "Hey, cocksucker!", pulled out a .38 caliber pistol, and shot and killed Goldstein. Hill exclaimed, "That was cold-blooded, Tommy!" DeSimone replied, "Well, I'm a mean cat."
why the fuck was this not a scene in goodfellas? it would've been a perfect introduction to pesci's character.
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>>79888973
>"I'm a mean cat"
Wasn't he human tho?
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If we are gonna have a thread a bout joe pesci can we talk about that anon who said macaulay culkin was diddled by him?
i didn't believe it at first but i saw casino yesterday and there was a scene where he made his son pancakes and he kissed him a 3 times .... little TOO much
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I can't distinguish his Casino/Goodfellas character. Is every character he has played the same?
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Watching this right now.
How the fuck did this not even get nominated for an oscar back in '02??
>sound mixing
>audio editing
>cinematography
>acting
Just to name a few.
All very original, real, breathtaking and scary as hell. Didn't this at least deserve ONE oscar nomination?
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>cinematography
lol
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>>79888862
2002 was Lord of the Rings year.
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The last act is weak
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>niece wants to see A Dog's Purpose
>sister drops her off at my house and we take the train to the theater
>niece won't stop talking about dogs and puppies but I don't mind, it's cute to see her so excited about something
>walk into the theater, up to the counter, ask for two tickets
>"I'm sorry sir, but the theater seats are completely sold out for this viewing. We do have a few projector seats available, so you could either take those or wait for the next viewing at 8:00"
>tell her I'll take the projector seats
>it's $20 a fucking seat
>pay, get tickets, take the elevator up to the theaters
>walk by snack stand
>niece asks for candy and popcorn
>sink $30 on food, popcorn doesn't even come with butter or salt because the machine is "sick"
>walk towards the woman who takes the tickets
>niece trips and spills her large popcorn all over the carpeted ground
(1/2)
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>worker walks over with broom and dustpan
>hands them to me
>"clean that up, sir"
>movie is about to start
>niece helps me quickly push all of the popcorn into the dustpan and empty in the trashcan
>run to the ticket lady
>she shreds our tickets and tells us to go to theater 11
>start walking
>"oh honey child, you don't use those entrances if ya'll have projector seats. Dean, could you show these niggas the projector staircase?"
>Dean, some cuck with a bowtie, walks over and leads us to a door that opens to a staircase
>walk all the way up and walk into the projector room
>bunch of seats facing the plexiglass window on the wall
>projector is right next to us, whirring loudly
>sit down
>screen is a fucking mile away, can't see shit, can't hear anything over the projector
>fat neckbeard next to me keeps telling me my niece is cute
>niece hits her head on the projector, which was practically white hot
>burns her forehead, audience starts yelling because she knocked the projector out of focus
>niece is crying
>neckbeard tells me to shut her up or he'll do it himself
>exit door is locked to prevent movie-hopping
I swear to fucking god I'll never go to an AMC theater again.
The movie blew ass btw
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>>79888437
>The movie blew ass btw
lol
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*farts*
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Dingleballs dot com!?
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I THOUGHT IT WAS A MIRROR
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Did they take down the breakfast one? can't find it
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SOCKS ON
S-S-S-SOCKS ON
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I missed the Oscars last night. Did I miss anything?
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Yes the oscars
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Hte kscarsq
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>>79888115
/thread
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Hi 4chan. Starting from now every 30min in this thread I will be posting leaks and info from Justice League film.
To get us started:
>Lex Luthor is stuck in Arkham but is in contact with Darksides forces. He is planning the entire operation with invasion forces and hires Deathstroke to break into Batman's "Flying Fox" to retrive location of atlantean mother box.
>Secondly he is guarded by female "arkham guards" who are really Darksides "Female Furies" in disguise.
Would you like to know more?
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Which ones big barda
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>>79887982
ugh
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i will also leak information about justice league
>it's a mess and it's gonna be shit
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RUSH HOUR 4 CONFIRMED
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Depends if Chris Rock's calender ever clears up
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Was Chris Tucker at the Oscars or did he just sneak into the afterparty?
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>>79888191
>Was Chris Tucker at the Oscars
What is the current year?
I wish someone could tell me but whom?