Why didn't they just fly the eagles into Mordor?
because tolkien is a hack and eagles are a lazy plot device
Tolkien considered the eagles as an explicit plot device and compared using them capriciously to subvert the arduous journey to using a helicopter to fly up Everest when the goal is to climb and conquer it, woop woop juggalo for life mmfwcl.
>>83803800
Because Big Ben would have saw them and summoned the dragon riders to attack. Sure they could have used the eagles later on during the battle to distract the eye, but they were close enough already.
No E3 Talk edition
Previous thread: >>83796391
>Not sure what letterboxd is all about?
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Curious Anon wants to be on the news >>83781403
Use >>>/tv/lbg as a link to find the /lbg/ thread.
Remember the following:
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>QotT
Would you watch a parody of your favorite movie, and would it instantly become your favorite movie afterwards?
>last thread died with 6 posts
>OP forgot to put /lbg/ in the thread title
i feel bad for /lbg/
Three Ages is shit.
First for Surf Ninjas.
NEVER EVER Edition
https://pastebin.com/QKpcFUyZ
Meanwhile: >>83786617
Daily reminder there are still 13 gruelling, meaningless hours of retard Coop to go
The thought depresses me
>>83799942
Elle Fanning
>>83799942
id recognize that sweat neck anywhere
elle fanning
>>83799950
That feel when your waifu isdying
Dying for my tongue on her pusy
Too bad she waxes.
>blacked
ITT: Masterpieces nobody saw
I saw it and it was hardly a masterpiece. pretty good though
It was cheesey and the book isn't much better
post your favorite movie posters
>>83792632
>>83792586
jesus fucking christ, these make me want to stab somebody
>Okay, class! Let's go around, introduce yourself, and say your favorite movie!
>Pulp Fiction gets said 25 times
just go with a popular movie that you liked, but isn't necessarily your favorite. Like Raiders of the Lost Ark
>>83790633
Every girl says "The Notebook"
SIR! YOUR POPCORN! SIR!!! YOUR FORGOT YOUR POPCORN!
>falls, spilling popcorn everywhere
*laughtrack*
I didn't buy any god damn popcorn, stop following me around the theater and yelling.
*chains you up and makes you my slave*
IT'S ME NARDIE Edition
Previously >>83778224
>victorian black british soldier
hmm okay yeah
>from south africa regiment
aah that makes perfedt sense he's probably a griqua conscrip-
>hes native british
wait a second..
>hes fucking a white woman
BRAVO BBC
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so what social justice topic will the next episode preach about
>>83787828
This is the fanbase's own fault for bitching when Mickey and Martha hooked up.
Gordon Cole Is Screwing Me? Verified - TP Edition
>https://pastebin.com/QKpcFUyZ
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>>83786617
first for jacques
>>83786666
those are really nice quads, Buck
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Is anyone else actually excited for this? Uniforms look pretty cool, the bridge design is also pretty comfy. The trailer didn't jam diversity too much, either.
Only complaint is the really, really shitty klingons.
>>83781996
No. I'm not exited, I'm more exited about Orville, at least we will get a Trek parody made by people that care about Trek.
> Uniforms look pretty cool,
Those are uniforms that fail to accomplish what uniforms are meant to accomplish. Rank insignia is supposed to be seen easily enough that you can recognize it... in STD it is tiny metallic dots on metallic background. Complimented by bronze-gold that are hard to differentiate. Uniforms fail in basic functions of uniform before in getting into practicality and lack pockets in Trek uniforms.
>the bridge design is also pretty comfy.
Bridge looks like shit and they use lens flares to cover it. I don't mind it not looking like TOS bridge, I'm just triggered by it's shitty and impractical design. There are reasons why combat information centers of warships look like those do. It is better than Apple shop Jar Jar had, but it is still bad.
it'll be watched but I'm not getting my hopes up
sexy tyrion lannister edition
previous thread >>83758482
I stopped watching GOT after Season 5 when all the storylines became irreversibly ruined. How were 6 and 7?
>>83781793
Season 6 was shit, season 7 isn't out yet, but the whole fucking script is, and I assure you it will be shit as well. The whole thing devolved into nonsense and fanservice.
>>83781793
10x worse
They actually won the emmy for best writing/showrunners? in a season where a guy shoves his finger up another guys ass and sniffs it
Emma Stone is an Oscar winning actress with a bright future ahead of her in Hollywood.
Emma Watson is a graduate of Brown University, as well as goodwill ambassador for the UN fighting for equality for women around the globe.
Emma Roberts is... a domestic abuser who is only where she is because of her more talented relatives in Hollywood?
What do you think of the careers of Stone and Watson so far?
ER can abuse me when she wants
Stone, she is probably the least attractive, but she's the most talented and probably funniest to be around
also she can introduce me to Gosling and then we can have a 3sum
Watson never fucking graduated Brown
>>83779286
Waiting for you to start, op
>>83779384
Keeping me in suspense lil buddy. When are you going to post a 10/10?