UNO
>>81490065
DOS
>>81490864
THREE
I want her to make me a man.
>>81489960
>>81489895
She was born without a Spleen
So is the reboot not happening anymore?
they're waiting for idris elba's schedule to clear so he can play gabrielle
>>81489874
Are there even any actors fit enough for the role, or female body builders who can act well enough for it?
Xena shouldn't be a skinny bitch
>>81489980
Also own stunts 90% of the time
NewPlinkettis out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKgO7l7xTbg
>Reddit Cuck Memeia
kys retard
>>81489862
im gonna come get you and bring you to justice you fucking bastards!
RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.
I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.
They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.
They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.
Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.
I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.
Why isn't Jane Foster in the new Thor flick?
>>81489820
because her character sucks
>>81489820
Hey and Gwyneth Paltrow quit the MCU.
she died as she lived
>Dude, we're just like bathing chimps, only we're fucking vicious man...
>Did you know bonobos are the most peaceful kind of ape out there? They just fuck each other all the time man. Or gorillas man, they've got tiny dicks, like what the FUCK?? Jamie, remember that lion ganking that chick from her car? Man.. Pull that up!
>Hang on Dr. Hawking, you gotta see this...
>S-SHAZAM BITCH! That lion straight up merced her! Those things will straight fuck your world up...
>Anyway, have you ever heard about Qibeklitepe? Do you think we had ways to make that shit that long ago man? Like, black holes are cool, but shit, can you imagine if there were people back then that could carve that shit out of SOLID granite?? Jamie, pull that up. JEYSUSZ, that cat just grabs her and it's like "BUBYE BITCH!"
It's amazing that such an ignorant, uncharismatic bafoon has one of the most popular podcasts on the planet.manlet
>>81489807
Joe is stupid as all fuck. Sometimes you just want to scream at him to shut the fuck up.
ITT: Movies where literally NOTHING happens
>loud pig squeal from first floor followed by huge boom
>chandelier is shaking when they go downstairs
ONLY creepy thing from that movie. I did not like it.
Did you know the kid from Stranger Things is in the It remake?That's pretty neat because they both take place in the 80s and because Stranger Things was heavily influenced by Stephen King.
>>81489709
I don't get this thread. Is this a new meme or something?
Did you knowyou should post the photoshoot WebM?
>>81489728
What?
Bane?
Or perhap's she's wondering why someone would shoot a woman before throwing her out of a plane
>>81489672
MOMMY?
I DIDN'T CRASH MY PLANE
>movie has homosexual character
>he's a normal, well-adjusted member of society
AKA Me
ask me anything
Now that I think about it, I've never met a gay person that wasn't really fucked up. But there are so many nice gay couples on tv that are happy and adopting ethnic babies.
>>81489736
you won't be for long
every watch a homo go through a mid-life crisis?
not pretty
What was the best written show in the past 3 years and why is it The OA?
i just watch because brit is very cute
>>81489550
I want to make beautiful white babies with her.
>>81489481
>in the last 3 years
easy
True Detective S1, aired in 2014
BETTER CALL SAUL STREAM
FILTHYCASUALS
.TV
AMC
Channel 657
Why are so many actors manlets?
easier to frame in movies. also they are high school theater geeks grown up. most theater geeks are little faggots.
>>81489444
LMAO what is that ginger skeleton wearing?
>>81489564
i think you mean WHO is she wearing.
its Dior
KISS ME FATBOY
>>81489369
I'm good, thanks.
>>81489369
>people found this character scary
AYO hol up fools we finna get dis cracka kira soon enuff lemme just holla at muh homies real quick AYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT
When are they going to make being a minority illegal?
>>81489286
AYO STRANGER, WAT U BUYIN?
Is this accurate?