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>its a Truman supports Trump so we have to kill him off episode

>its "another day Truman puts off filling out job applications until tomorrow" episode

Reminder: today is Tuesday, February 7th, 2017.

>it's a Truman saw that guy claiming to be Kate Beckinsale's bf and posted pictures of them together and even though Truman knows it must be fake in some way it makes him reevaluate his life episode

>Jurassic Park
>garbage
Time for the rope.

>>79192389
Interstellar/Inception/Prestige
District 9
Sinister
Civil War ( I hate Dawn Of Justice, too)
Matrix Trilogy
Aliens

>>79192411

The crackhead hacker chick ruined it.he's right faggot. Spieldberg confirmed for autist after not obliterating her from the scriot and cast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ4vKIGlKjg

Damn that pastor totally wrecked that kike.

Just goes to show that modern Christianity is a toothless, soulless enabler of degeneracy.

Disagree with him about Christian universalism though.

>>79192369
Infuriating

>computer, generate a 90ft tall clone of Alison Brie
>computer, fill her stomach with half-digested curry, and loosen her sphincter muscle
>disengage safety protocols

>>79192299
Drink bleach you fucking spastic

MBC, Almustakillah and al Sharjah are the true patrician channels

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>>79192243

>>79192243
mbc max ya ibn kalb

women past 13 are disgusting

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>>79192133
Yeah me too

Lowkey bait.

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Yes, we can agree that this entire series, both film and book, was massively overrated and pure shit in addition to being one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

its kino

is this the one where antonio banderas turns a dude into a woman

Would you fuck it /tv/?

>>79192156
It's her and yes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valley_girl

i only watched this show with the sound off, man.

also tall redhead from the college years>everything else

>>79192049
How did they barely age...

>>79192047
no, critics so far say its a great sequel and improves on first one. Will go see it on the big screen famalam.

Millenials think everything sucks

>>79192047
>fuck up everything that made the first movie good

The first movie went from 'pretty good' to 'awful' as soon as le sekret assassins club was introduced.

So any mention of that and it's shit anyway.

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dem hips
dat gap

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Damn son

please post haley panty i jerked to that one webm and im horny for more!

It can be pretty contrived desu.

Especially if the sequences rely on flashbacks told in chronological order.

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>film contains series of professionals performing fictional roles

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>film has editing

Somewhat. Elaine had a good job and was surprised how much money he had.

Yes. He bought her parents Cadillac

Doing stand-up pays really well, apparently.

needs those checks to help pay for his sons rap career

>>79191698
>i used to be in Scorsese films

Meet The Parents was a mistake.

Shut the fuck up this movie is objectively terrible

>>79191563
>they met for the first time in the base
>they have drinks together for about 20 minutes
>some hours after meeting them for the first time, Diablo decides they are family

>>79191563
The fact that the joker was barely in it as a background character was the problem. He shouldn't have been there at all. It added nothing to the story. The music was the worst part though. It killed every moment when they just blasted a random pop song.