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This and Snatch.

>>81130191
Pic Unrelated.

>>81130191
So what does Batman (1989) have to do with British gangster movies?

>>81130025
THOT PATROL (1978)

>>81130074
Why has 'Thot' come back? Or is it just you forcing this shit meme?

>>81130025

https://youtu.be/exrC3neUnVI?t=2m38s

I really like this thread OP, mind if I save it on my bookmarks?

Boss baby confirmed for kino

BABY'D

>>81129860
Not realistic.

>>81129860
why would you even want to date a woman who is considerably larger?

Minority-trans-handicapped-homosexual people will be respected before short men.

>>81129744
>Cabin in the Woods
>The Visit

>>81129744
was Mulholland Drive supposed to be horror?

The Babadook

yes there are, lurk more

Havenhurst came out like 20 minutes ago.

>>81129562
HH Holmes was not a gentleman. Like at all.

>>81129531
Why does he look like a FtM transsexual?

>>81129531
He was molested. Leave him alone sick fuck.

>>81129531
who's that dipshit?

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>expect narnia type shit
>waifu fucking dies

i wasn't prepared

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>>81129489
She was too smiley for this world

>>81129446
Fuck I think I saw this in the theater

15M for Beauty and the Beast

misogynists on suicide watch

She cucked america with her shit wooden acting and fake posh accent.

Well done, emma. Take their money.

>>81129429
>ywn her slave
;_; jdimsa

>>81129308
>"and dont get me wrong you guys"
>"we love your cum"
>"only complaint..."
>"WE WANT MORE OF IT!"
>"MORE"
>"MORE"
>"MORE"
>"MORE"
>"We want to do snow angels in it"

AmySchumer is one of the greatest comedic minds of our generation, and i honestly believe that this latest special has cemented her among the all-time greats of comedy : heres why.

She has expertly fabricated an entire ironic character that satirizes bad comedy. What's really genius is after creating her Persona she has begin to deconstruct the wide spread and pervasive "bad" comedy that can be found in most popular culture outlets, like the internet, or teevee.
Jokes like

"My pussy smells like a barnyard animal, okay"

and the one above,

show the feminist struggle to reform and change culturally embedded axioms of comedy. Before our very eyes the paradigm is shifting, under several layers of irony that are only detectable by the patrician among us.

She is literally, with every joke, deconstructing patriarchal comedy, and making us ask deep in our hearts, what is actually funny in this nihilistic and unforgiving world?

just kidding it's shit

>>81129308
Damn, Amy Schumer looks like *that*?!?

>>81129370
I thinks it's been photoshopped to make her appear more attractive.

Half of your pasta is missing dude.

>>81129306
movie, or three part movie series

The three part movies was obviously significantly underfunded, harmed by actors that did not return after the first film, but was otherwise just ok. Also, why do you care, Ayn Rand lived in a fantasy world with limitless resources.

>>81129237
Guaranteed replies

people who unironically like star wars or indiana jones should be gassed

>Jurassic Park 1 that low

Yeah i mean it only changed cinema forever, no big deal

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I'm an actual teacher.

I've shown my class the following:

Training Day

Collateral

Then forced them to compare. 60% of the class went for the white black simple inversion of good bad guy, so I gave them all an F to teach them that life isn't that simple, and not to come to me with surface level analyses that they think the teacher wants to hear.

Drive

Specifically because it's an autism litmus test. Sure enough, only the females could decode the meaning of the film.

Blade Runner (in conjunction with Dick's novel). Yeah, it's a snooze fest, but did you understand it? The answer was no; no one figured out Deckard is a replicant by the end.

Took them out to the cinema to see Logan, 2 days before the US premiere, and then instructed them to shitpost spoilers to Americans.

Macbeth, the 2015 version. Again, a total snoozefest, but why? They wised the fuck up by this one, and could categorize the elements that make it unbelievably boring, but also good.

Next is Sicario, because all they know about Mexicans is how unfair Trump is treating them. They don't know what's happening in Mexico or at the border though. Film's a great educator on those points.

Final one will probably be Whiplash.

>>81129027
Glory
JFK
Midnight In Paris
Marie Antoinette
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Amadeus
9/11
Rudy
To Kill a Mockingbird
Saving Private Ryan
Fury
Forest Gump
Jarhead
Full Metal Jacket
Liar Liar

>>81129262

>Then forced them to compare. 60% of the class went for the white black simple inversion of good bad guy, so I gave them all an F to teach them that life isn't that simple, and not to come to me with surface level analyses that they think the teacher wants to hear.

Fucking owned

taxi driver

I see you're and oldfag.

I too am a oldfag.

phantom of the paradise

>>81128765
Are you threatening me master poster?

>>81128765
Are those arms achievable Natty?