I'm confused about this guy's origin. Is he some sort of supernatural diety? How did he seemingly rise from the dead?
Actresses in their prime
Starting off with a classic
Give me one good reason this movie hasn't been released on blu ray yet? I swear I have every movie I ever wanted upgraded to blu ray, and this film seems to be the hold out for some reason.
>Hello I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to.
>Today we're gonna have a look at-
>[movie poster is shown onscreen]
>[cut to NC shouting/screaming]
Why do 50% of episodes open like this?
The Angry Video Game Nerd falls in love with the Nostalgia Critic.
Unable to confess, James Rolfe is gifted by a deus ex machina with Doug Walker's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Bores, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression and says, "NEEEEEEEEEEERD!" After some investigation, James finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy who plagiarized him. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the NC's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with AVGN's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of NOSTALGIA ACTS.
What is /tv/'s opinion on this show?
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OH NONONONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is the best movie ever made
>character lights a cigarette before even talking
>tfw you realize the final song in this episode is just the after-credits Bach Aria slowed waaaaaay down
Why did they have a mail box? There's mail service in middle earth?
THE WHOLE TIME?
why do people idolise her?
Yeah she was really cute, why do women do this to yourself?
Find a better one-on-one fight between hero and antagonist.
I dare you!
I double dare you!
>Breakfast at Tiffany's
>They don't have breakfast at Tiffany's
>ok, let's go over this one last time: STOP. FUCKING. BELIEVING. IN. GOD. JESUS IS A FUCKING LIE AND XTIANS ARE ALL GULLIBLE MANBABIES WITH NO PURPOSE IN LIFE. FUCK GOD, AND FUCK GEORGE BUSH!
Damn dude... deep stuff