Judy's Edition
Lynched >>87291130
>no set design, empty, no life
>no interesting ideas for storylines
>no acting (Horse, Bell, Lynch, Robertson, Dern, ...)
>no characters (one-dimensional at best)
>characters introduced for no purpose
>storylines introduced for no purpose
>everything is supposed to weirdly connect and make sense
>roadhouse scenes/songs
>student-tier storytelling/editing (characters shown walking up stairs completely)
>stretched needlessly, long takes have no particular effect
>everything above is literally cringe-tier in concept and implementation
>obviously delusional and/or inexperienced fanbase perceiving it as particularly meaningful, "deep" or complex
>somehow the best thing in tv history
If you need something to compare it to that doesn't have those problems, try the original Twin Peaks. I have hope you will be able too acquire some taste, too.
New Kyle interview
http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a57242/kyle-maclachlan-twin-peaks-the-return-2017-interview/
>>87292298
nice copypasta
If smart phones existed this episode would be solved in 30 seconds
>>87292221
>if smartphones existed
Boy oh boy do I have news for you
Sneed's LEDs
(Formerly Chuck's Fluorescents)
>>87292221
How would that have got him out of the duel?
Hello I am from sony's film department. I wonder what you youngsters (born year 2000-2007) think is cool, so I thought why not ask directly at the source on the coolest website on the internet.
So what are your cool ideas for good millenial movies?
Spideyman 4
Spyderman 4
Speedoman 4
Mildly successful book from 2002. Rights should be dirt cheap.
>a girl who becomes trapped inside a looping virtual reality role-playing game called Heir Apparent.
"Based on the cult classic novel by award winning author..."
I wish you were real
>>87292210
I really like the ones where you shoehorn poorly written female and poc chars into everything. Using terrible actors goes without saying. Thanks guys, you're doing god's work.
Shows where the "good guys" are actually the bad guys
>>87292209
How was Nick the bad guy? Except for his first run for mayor and running on apposing the housing plan.
>>87292209
What I learned from this is that socialized housing works only if you properly vet people beforehand. Also if they feel an ownership to their property.
>>87292209
>run for mayor opposing public housing
>housing goes through anyway
>you lose your job
>act like the whole thing was your idea in the first place
>be praised as a civil rights hero
Any other movies with the same feel as Green Room?
>>87292180
The Emoji Movie
>>87292180
blue ruin
murder party
Would it have been kino if they'd done their own thing with original characters instead of trying to do a mix of new and old?
It was doomed, they should have casted both Light and L as totally no homo fuckboys if they wanted to be progressive, that's how it was.
>>87292166
Why did they make it a comedy?
>>87292166
What if all this backlash is part of their master plan?
YAKUZAKINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
>>87292021
>jared leto
>>87292054
So are we acting like he's a bad actor now?
>>87292075
he's not bad but he's not intimidating or a good body actor
ITT, Characters that females and beta males will NEVER understand. Pic very much related. Based Cicero
Why is MARVEL OST so generic, bland and forgetable? Nu-Star Wars suffer with same problem. Is mouse too greedy to invest in decent composer?
Because they shit them out every six months. The composers don't have time to come up with anything memorable.
>Nu-Star Wars suffer with same problem.
SW fags truly are cancer
>>87291881
>Is mouse too greedy to invest in decent composer?
The mouse is a profit-maximising machine. If memorable, unique music made its money back, they'd pay for it.
I know you didn't mean to leave me..ON MY OWN
ITT: /kinos women will never understand/ general
ORIGINAL KINO
>>87291578
A very good film. Pure kino.
>Gay Niggers From Outer Space
only you faggots can explain that.
What's his best review?
>BvS: Screwed the pooch edition
>Doggo dong and The Winter Soldier
Life is Strange playthrough
Why do people hate this movie so much?
Whenever I see complaints about Alien 3 I barely see anyone talk about the actual content of the film, they just mention the production issues surrounding it, the fact that Hicks and Newt die and generally just complain it wasn't another action flick like Aliens.
I just finished watching the assembly cut and it wasn't bad at all, it was just very bleak.
Personally it's probably one of my favorites, I'd definitely put it above everything that came after it.
The alien rod puppet looked like ass when it was running around. That's really my only problem with it
>>87291528
Oh yeah, I noticed that a lot too.
I kept seeing the bluescreen reflect in certain scenes.
It was interesting reading up on all the stuff they attempted to get the feral Xenomorph concept to work.
>>87291445
I like it. The director's cut (with the ox birth) was really good.
Have you experienced these works of art?
>>87291415
>all that old shit
>sneaking in modern shit vidya
games were better before wankers insisted on story and their favourite buzzword """agency"""
>>87291415
is undertale fun? i have a friend who likes kinda memey vidya reccomend it to me. but the pixels kinda look lame and dated to me.
What do I think of Donnie Yen /tv/?
...he's a cool dude who makes cool movies?
You just posted this so you could share sweatpants bulge didn't you
He's excellent in action scenes and has solid comedic timing.
>>87291386
Why does he make that face?