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>>80598176

Stallone, probably.

>>80598176
Bruce Willis might run a close second, but you are right. I miss the 90s, now everything is shit remakes/reboots and capeshit.

>>80598369
But out of the last twenty movies Bruce has made maybe one was good, his recent track record is completely fucked up

they was kings

Ayo

>>80597995
and shit

>>80597849
Seth Rogen started DUDE WEEDing faster than they could keep up

Something to do with Tyler Perry.

Because the type of stuff that gets produced lately is much more white (Jewish)-informed progressive social shit.

When blacks make movies it's what, y'know, actual blacks want to watch. Fun, funny, cool stuff.


It's like black music. There's nothing progressive about black culture music. It's more materialistic, base, sexist, violent, etc than anything white. But then you have these upper middle class blacks that get promoted by white (Jewish) critics who are good little niggers who make music and movies about guilt and butthurt.

Black people are actually pretty awesome, but the ones getting contaminated with academic leftist resentment ideas are trash and need to get tossed away with the rest of the rabble.

did they really get rid of chris evans? he's the main thing that made it unwatchable

>>80597658
Yeah, he announced he was quitting before the first series had even finished airing. It's LeBlanc and two niggers presenting now.

>>80597662
Ok.

>>80597407
I thought the show portrayed the opposite. Blacks were given almost every opportunity to turn their lives around and leave "the game", but they are disruptive and violent.

>>80597459
OP BTFO

>>80597459
I don't remember this part of The Wire at all

>>80561517
Slap some LEDs on that bad boy

>>80561517
I think it's designed like that for concealment.

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>I need the bad guys to be professional, but clearly evil and foreign

>>80597387
I'm sorry OP I'm having a hard time hearing you down there

>>80597387
>it's more important to be beautiful on the inside than attractive on the outside

Also farquad was literally micheal eisner and it's hilarious that dreamworks entire success is based on their dumb green slob taking a fat ogre shit all over eisner's personality

Farquad was ugly inside and out

Literally sent an ogre to do the job he should have done

>>80597200

Making magic soup isn't a job.

>>80597200

Ok, I did that. Now what?

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Maybe turn to something not in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>80597135
who is this

helena bonham carter

mutilated freak

tfw morphing into valentina nappi

>>80597055
>tfw you can NEVER unjust her
>tfw you can NEVER go back in time and save her
>tfw you will ALWAYS have to remember her as she is now

>>80597044
In the thumbnail i though that was Drake Bell

>>80597044
Makes me hungry.

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>>80597044
>Could have been the perfect Light Yagami if he got some acting lessons and kept the hair

>>80596965
British.

absurdist

>>80596965
British """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" humor """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""".

>>80596938
It would be painful

>wants to discuss the crew's compensation
>wants to ignore the distress signal
>wants to freeze the dangerous alien

Smartest character.

>>80597415
Bullshit, Ripley was the one who didn't want to let him on. Le Bonus Man called her a bitch for not opening the door.

>>80596803
Yes. No.

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Pretty bad scene to be completely honest

>>80596754
Are we going to get Beta Ray Bill?

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>Loki attempts to form an alliance with Hela, but she betrays him, forcing Loki to seek Thor for help. He helps Thor and Hulk escape from the arena, and the trio leaves to find Odin, who has been exiled to Earth by Loki and has been living as a vagrant.

>Doctor Stephen Strange (Benedict Cumberbatch) helps Thor locate Odin, who instructs Thor to find the "ultimate weapon" in order to stop Hela.

>Thor, Loki and Hulk then depart in search of the weapon while being pursued by both the Valkyrie, who has been ordered to recaptured them by the Grandmaster, as well as by Hela's enforcer, Skurge (Karl Urban).

>Hela has the power to summon weapons from her own body, and her plan is to awaken two legendary monsters, Surtur and Fenrir, and unleash the Ragnarok upon the Nine Realms.

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What's heavily rumored.

>Due to Mjolnir's destruction, Thor wields a pair of swords while on Sakaar, which he later replaces for the battle axe Jarnbjorn.

>Thor and Jane Foster have broken up. Thor greatly admires the Valkyries, Asgard's elite warriors, and encourages Valkyrie to embrace the ideals she abandoned. She eventually cuts ties with the Grandmaster and joins the battle against Hela's forces, as well as developing a relationship with Thor.

>Heimdall (Idris Elba) is killed by Hela to leave the Nine Realms vulnerable to the impending Ragnarok, and it's his death that forces Loki to seek Thor for help.

>The "ultimate weapon" is the Soul Stone, which allows Thor to call upon the fallen warriors of Valhalla and lead them to battle against Hela and her hordes of the undead. Heimdall is among the fallen warriors who return for one last battle before moving on to the afterlife.