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Of course. She was a nigger.

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>>82689733
She was actually the owner of the house.

Politically correct faggots still found her offensive and they made her white in the modern reboot.

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he meant get on my level fag

>>82689663

Laura Dern is a good actress with an expressive face.

>>82689663
He just needed some help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1hKdNVEgUw

That the film sucked donkey balls, and he stuck a flute in her pussy

>>82689568
>David has blonde hair
>when it grows he has blonde hair with dark roots
>when he cuts it it's just dark
literally what.

>>82689568
>David, can you finger?

I'm looking forward to the day I die.

>>82689441
Yesssssssssssssssssssssss please, though I want them to tone down on the Michael parts, 4th season was too much him

What are the pitfalls of season 4 they should avoid?

I like the one with the town of cannibals, also Duane Barry. I also like the various iterations of The Thing as well- the volcano, arctic, woods. I really prefer the earlier seasons, like 1-4.

Never saw the reboot.

>>82689439
Pilot
Ice
Detour
Kill Switch

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofmu1woW1zQ

Definitely a top ten episode.

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>Americans watch Hollywood movies during school.
>American """"""""""education""""""""""

>>82689436
I can tell you're an American because only they could turn faith into a pop culture commodity and still pat themselves on the back for it as a pious action.

>>82689436
None of my teachers where christian because I didn't grow up in a flyover state.

>>82689382
I would never recommend a movie like that one in your pic, and frankly you should never ask anyone to.

>>82689382
If you've seen the first Independence Day then you've seen this movie. I mean they LITERALLY showed the 1996 movie in theatres, I don't know how they got away with it.

Armageddon, Dante's Peak, Super 8,

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The bottom is fun and the top is not-fun!

>>82689250

But where is the fuuuuuuun in that? Boring...

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>>82689250
I unironically think BvS is an amazing film

It was one of the top movies of last year DESU

>>82689242
I made it to the credits lmao xD

>>82689242
I made it to the hour mark to be fair.

But it's the worst capeshit I've seen by far.

Meme scene from a meme movie

>>82689136
>Meme
Why do you keep spelling kino like that

I hated that this scene was spoiled for me before seeing it but somehow knowing it was coming made it even worse. Really masterful control of pacing.

It symbolizes that the supernatural don't make no damn sense and it doesn't have to.

>>82689072
now you just need to get contact lenses and we can consider you part of the modern world

>>82689141

Don't like the idea of putting them in. Also I'm scared of falling asleep before taking them out and then getting them stuck behind my eyes

>>82689213
I'm probably going to be blind by 40 but i have relatively high quality monthly contact lenses I leave in for anywhere up to 3 months straight, and I've never had them shift very far from the center of my eye where they belong. I'm supposed to be removing and cleaning them once a week at the very least but I don't, and every eye exam I have there's no issues, I make a point of acting like the worried paranoid loser all "oh i think they're bugging my eyes a bit just make sure nothing is amiss" so they do a thorough look.

putting them in and taking them out sucks the first handful of times, but it's like anything else, you get used to it really quick

fuck now that I'm talking about it i'm going to have to change these out for fresh ones tonight

>white jeans

SLUT

>>82688998
>implying Goodfellas is good fella

>>82689033
They're leggings you dip

>>82688992
>literally sent hundreds of children to their death
>this is totally OK with him since he was getting paid
>hero
Really jogs the noggin

>>82688992
Someone explain this mary poppins meme to me

>>82688992
he stopped doing it once he realized ego was killing them. don't disrespect him or his son ever again.

>>82688820
Because without the irony, that would reveal how talentless they are, at least in making films, and I say that as a fan of theirs, (though their TFA review might have been their "jump the shark" moment).

They are trying

Do you ever wish Mike was your dad?

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>>82688703
par for the course

>>82688703
define "strong ratings"

lots of shows are cancelled every year, especially shows with big stars that are already cash cows in syndication and would make just as much money with no new episodes

oh im sorry all the retards here are victim-complex retards
>IT WERE THE JEWS HOLDING DOWN US KIND TRUMP SUPPORTERS

>>82688703
the jokes are too blunt tbqh, I didn't laugh