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Robert Ager's idea of The Thing in a fallout shelter.

>>82922226
A sex tape with your mom

>>82922226
Only ever getting singles.

I fucking hate these. this, kaptainkristian and nerdwriter and the reddit embodiments

no lol

>>82922246
unironically kill yourself.
>>82922208
Every Frame a Painting is pretty good. Nerdwriter can be good too.
But most of them are pretty terrible. I saw one about Persepolis being an "orientalist" movie and it gave me cancer

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>>82922086
>ice-themed character
>"COOL OFF"

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>skeleton themed monster
>"I've got a bone to pick with you!"

>frog-themed poster
>"LET'S SHIT UP /tv/!"

>inb4 tired potty mouth Spider-Man swears because of broken door memes

>>82921492
This scene is an exemplary instance of Raimi executing a directorial VISION. You look at every capeshit release since the advent of the Cinematic Universe, interchangeable, uniform, production line assembly. They are more like episodes of a television show, anything even close to this level of experimentation wouldn't leave the fucking writing room.

And yet it conveys an individualist spirit, it makes the character that Maguire portrays even more empathetic, the montage has a comedic bent, not based on the overly laboured and Whedonist "quips" that have been rigorously formulated. But instead on the basis of what the character is thinking and feeling. It truly was a different time.

>>82921631
Agreed. Don't even like that many capeshits desu. This and the first movie have so much more quality to them. It's hard to believe this much effort went into a superhero movie. There's a lot of drama, romance, very unique/likeable cast on top of all the usual superhero tropes. I never thought I'd get emotional over something so superficial.

By the the time the third movie came out, the profit driven studios wanted more and more squeezed into movies because they believe that's what audiences want. 50 superheroes all in the same movie and continuous action. I can't even stand The Amazing Spider-Man series but it's not as bad as most capeshits of the 2010s.

the thing

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The Thing probably has the most autistic fanbase (in a good way)

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>>82921538
It physically pains me how rare horror films this well-detailed are made. Decades later and people are STILL debating if Childs was The Thing (he wasn't IMO).

Prometheus had one too, though only implied

dat unnecessary implication of a gay couple

>>82921351
>interracial

The Alien's mouth had sex with the black dude's skull, and the alien is also black.

It's popular, so they have to pretend they didn't enjoy it too. They'll call it reddit but then go rave about how much they love twin peaks the next thread over.

>>82920901
it wanst a bad movie, i just thought it was boring and stopped watching about halfway through

>>82920901
It's too smug about itself. Don't really know how to say it.
And the action sequences were lame cartoony cgi.

>>82920437
Let me guess, like most Americans you'd have preferred visceral, eye-popping, gory violence instead?

>>82920437
She had nice boobs so they offered to showcase them?

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>>82920437
why are burgers so averse to sex / sexuality, yet cream wanton violence?

>...and then wonder why their society is collapsing

>>82920163
It saved them money

Because it was too hard to control the narrative with their rigged rating system when anybody could scroll down to the comments and see hundreds of posters saying how shitty the movie was.

>>82920163
anti-semitism and racism

is that a scar?

>>82919133
That was just a promotional still. It was never in the movie.

The Trojan bird?

Crab legs of course

>>82918900
Me? Crab legs

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Me? It's always water.

>>82918823
The Thing.
The flood explode just by touching them

if The Thing manifested itself as one of those giant eggsack Flood mother fuckers, would all the headcrabs that pop out also be The Thing?

really gets those neurons humming

I honestly have no idea what would happen if the Thing tried to infect the Flood or vice versa.

Die Hard

Wanted

>>82918725
Predator is the best movie ever made.
It should be mandatory viewing for males.

>>82918414
Chris Fatt

FUCK OFF BACK TO REDDDIT YOU FUCKING REDDDITOR

UGHHHH

DON'T YOU HAVE YOUR OWN FUCKING SUBREDDIT FOR THIS FUCKER

EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS JUST SO REDDDIT. EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS SO REDDDIT

THIS IS THE MOST REDDDIT THREAD I'VE EVER SEEN AND I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE REDDIT WAS FIRST REDDITED AHHHHH REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT AHHH REDDITORS REDDDITS FROM REDDIT REDDIT AHHHH

Crisp Rat :-D heh

>>82917517
>y'all

Never talk to me ever again

I remember fapping a lot to the sex scenes as a kid

>>82917517
>it's a maria bello continue to show her pusy episode