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>>80788389
>Carmela, It's a retirement varicity athlete Vipers nursing Jeshus Chshrist *breathing heavily through the nose* some pulp *opens the fridge door*
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SHE HAD SOMETHING TO FUCKIN' SAY!
>I AM HERE! I HAVE THINGS TO SAY!
BESIDES BRING THE FUCKIN CHAIRS DOWN AND DID YOU SIGN THE LIVING TRUST? SHE'S A GROWN FUCKING WOMAN AND SHE'S BEEN KICKED AROUND.... SHE'S BEEN ON HER OWN AND SHES HAD TO FIGHT AND STRUGGLE
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>>80789901
fuck off reddit
Post some unintentionally cringe-worthy moments from tv and film
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I did think it was kind of funny how the black kid was just giving him little zaps
Like alright kid he's getting swallowed into the ground by vines and getting frozen alive I think the other kids have it covered
Also a bunch of people in my theater laughed when the black kid was trying to run away from the PMC guys
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>>80788340
Lol wtf is this?
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Flash vs Shark
Flash vs Gorillas
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ITT: villains who did LITERALLY nothing wrong
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>Wants to protect the forest and its inhabitants from humans and slash-and-burn farming
>the protagonist burns the goddamn forest to the ground and probably killed countless animals
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>>80788278
why did he care so much about eating the baby again?
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>>80788458
Maybe because he was fucking hungry you dumbass
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WTF WHY IS BONES SO FAT?!?
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>>80788149
she has a parasite growing inside her, sapping her life force.
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>>80788149
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What's your favorite thing to drink/snack on during kino?
For me, it's Wild Cherry CapriSun, I can't think of anything more perfect.
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You want us to discuss that foot.
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>>80787884
>that lobster claw
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>>80787884
I like to drink white girl's pussy juice
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So the rumors of Stephen King's IT being turned into feminist trash are true?
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>>80787811
A nigger cook?
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I haven't heard these rumors you speak of, but there was only one girl. So if there was a queen, Beverly was it.
The real question is will we get the cherry popping scenes.
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Not only that, they've cast Fagg Blowhard as the "comic"
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The Day The Simpsons Died
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Did the Simpsons really die when Principal and the Pauper aired?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-TS-92KVDA
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the Simpsons died on the same day as this guy.
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It's not like the episode are made sequentially years apart. They make whole seasons at once. Season 8 was the last top quality one. Seasons 9-13 were the failure points, with every season getting worse than the last.
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>>80787719
I don't know. I like the Phil Hartman idea. The episode that made me personally say "why am I watching this shite?" and watch no more new ones, was the one where they do bible stories.
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>this reddit-tier garbage
Walked out of the theater right then and there.
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when this scene came on,everyone shouted thejr reddit usernames
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>>80787618
>Walked out of the theater right then and there.
The movie was over.
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>>80787652
I unironically wish this was a thing
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Meet the new James Bond /tv/.
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da nameth brond, j'hame brond, foget da martini and gimme mofuckin forty
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>>80787581
we wuz agents and shietttt
yo M and moneepenee, hola at me dawg, i got a stash ofva wine coolas wit ur nayme onit, U GIT ME GURL.
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>>80787672
awwww shiiiiiiet
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Movie commentary channels never look for the good in movies, they never look for the positive in films. These are people for the most part who have never worked on a movie. They do not know what it is like to work 20 hour days, get 4 hours of sleep, and go right back at it for 20 more hours. It is not an easy process from preproduction to release. I go into a movie wanting to get entertained. I try to see what the directors and writers are going for. Cucks like RLM are nothing but negative. And as a result 4chan etc are nothing but negative. I hate it. It's cancerous. Every fucking thread on this board is full of cancerous assholes. You people have become autistic and closed minded. You watch movies and tv so you can whine and moan and attack and pretend you're smart.
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And that's why anyone complaining isn't in the industry.
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>>80787507
Plenty of people in the industry complain. Did you see the Oscars last year?
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>>80787426
>You can make a bad film from a good script, but you can never make a good film from a bad script.
- Oliver Stone
DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE
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>>80787422
Put that baby spell on me
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby, make him free
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still waiting for the webm of Jennifer Connolly running down the corridor in the labyrinth with her newly budded breasts bouncing around inside her partly unbuttoned white shirt
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How old was Jennifer Connelly when making Labyrinth? I hear David had a thing for underaged girls.
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BvS isn't a good movie. It could have been if it explained more backstory about what happened to Robin, where Joker was during the movie's events and what happened to Wayne Manor being burnt down while cutting out most of the Clark scenes that served no purpose to the movie. It should have been mainly Batman orientated.
No idea how people call this movie a masterpiece when it isn't at all. The Martha revelation scene is so badly edited, the audience are confused to why Batman kills lots of people. Yes it is to do with Joker murdering Robin but we don't even bother to see any backstory with this so therefore we have no idea what Bruce is actually feeling and why he decides to slaughter heaps of people.
Not to mention it made zero sense for Superman to not be affected at all by the kroptonite gas bombs that Batman shot at him. Superman even becomes stronger after being shot with one when Batman is punching his face and Superman then overpowers Batman. Makes no sense at all.
I however love what Snyder did with Batman being brutal and violent and I have no problem with that. But I needed more backstory with Robin, Wayne Manor and exactly when Bruce decided to go on killing sprees.
But what's the point of stating all this? People on here only care about the religious symbolisms in BvS and believe that makes the movie amazing.
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>>80787295
>how people call this movie a masterpiece
it's a meme you dip
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>expecting the movie to explain literally hours of plot from the comics timelines to you rather than just allude to them because they don't factor in as plot-relevant details in the scope of the film
I know that Marvel is for mouthbreathing retards who have never even seen a fucking comic panel in their life, but this is a little too far.
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>>80787363
I don't read comics. Why should I have to read heaps of comics just to properly know the backstory of a movie?
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What are /tv/'s opinion on this movie?
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I'd watch it again
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I liked it a lot. one of the best sci-fi movies as of late.
kept laughing though everytime Emily Blunt kept doing that push up thing
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>>80787275
_WTF_??? This show is so fucking cool. I'm angrery at past me for not watching when it was airing.
Why does nobody here ever recommend it? I could have seen it a lot sooner
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She looks like a bitch. Fuck off with your fucking half-baked excuse for a tv show. You just like it because they put in some hoe to appeal the loser demographic, the virgin demographic, and the shit taste demographic (which, by the way, all happen to be the same people). Seriously fuck off.
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>>80787317
Your opinion is so wrong and fuck you.
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>>80787359
I said fuck off bitch.
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What are some films that help deal with the crippling depression of hearing your housemate fucking a tranny and knowing that you can't even get a gf?
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My brother does this on a nightly basis in the house where both me and my parents live. I'm 28.
It's not as bad as it sounds. Just know they're having a better time than you are, fag.
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why does /tv/ become a retarded version of /b/ every day about this time? is it australians getting out of school?
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>>80787232
The Sunset Limited