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>>79295744
Name FIVE (5) kinos where this happens

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>>79295744
You're a real fuckin dumb frogposter.

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>>79295744

>>79295645
Don't do it. Anal sex is fucking shit

>>79295690
This, your penis could end up getting hurt and you'll make her bleed anally and get stds/sti's if you don't use a condom.

>>79295645
Only God Forgives

>>79295573
/tv/ doesn't hate this movie, we're only memeing

>we

>us

when will the next jurassic world hit? cant wait anymore

>>79295544
Because usually they deal with not all that interesting people.

>>79295544
Because taking real-life events that happened over the course of several years and trying to adapt them into 2-3 hour dramatic form is a bad idea

>>79295544
They aren't always.
Jobs sucked because it starred an untalented asshole and was about an untalented asshole.

>>79295511
where

>>79295547
In your ass cause he fucked it

>>79295576
damn u got me
shit

you're a phone poster

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>>79295459
One huge fanfiction shipping fest.

From best to worst:

2>1>3>4>6>7>5>8

First two were the best
Third and fourth were alright (only like the 3rd one because of Gary Oldman)
The rest is shit, all filler (third was also filler) fanfiction shipping, WWII meets fantasy, Twilight-style finale bullshit

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Uhh you mean besides being an edition in the of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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this shit deserve no oscar that is there, garfield minus two

>>79295479
It's a movie that atheists and woman can't understand anon. Stick with Marvel movies

American, most likely
Those fuckers will name their son Chip, Chuck or Butch

>>79295390
>Chip Rockford, captain of the football team
>Nigel Wellingford, prepper of the town bull

>>79295426
Rugby is well harder than 'football'

>shit movies have wider appeal than good ones
Shocking

>>79295457
>not knowing a satire site
It's still right though

>>79295348
marvel on suicide watch

Well the strangest thing happened, you see on the way home, I bumped into mark

>>79295294
i loved these shorts, especially the one where it was basically an episode of 24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hepXepuefEE

it's boring

>>79295286

they never find out who did it. what a waste.

Chloe's glasses make her look like a stupid bitch

I'm pretty sure I've seen this but I don't remember a single thing about it.

>>79295252
the new robocop

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>>79295252
D R O P P E D
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about what?

;)

Nobody complained back then so what's the point of complaining now? It wasn't subtle back then either

>>79295173
Loved the movies and I eat my boogers desu

>>79295173
I loved the first part. Second part was pretty fucking boring.

>>79296304
this desu

Tarantino - rips off older,less known stuff, and its popular with kids and plebs

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

>>79295290
No, that's the Reddit of films