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How do I get good at shitposting?
I see some of the threads here and im startled by how good some of the shitposts are, their brevity, how they strike exactly the right chord
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Go to /v/, that's where all good shitposters start
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>>79795973
aim better
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dumb frogposter
Hey, whatcha watching?
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>>79795907
House Hippo Documentary
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>>79795907
Braceface is Canada kino.
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>>79795907
Scary Movie 4 is on TV. It's pretty bad.
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Redpill me on television, why would you watch TV when you could be learning mathematics or reading literature?
What is so much better about it compared to either of these pursuits?
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learning is gay lol
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life is about distracting yourself until you die
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>>79795839
i already learned the mathematics i needed in school and i do read.
television shows can be relaxing and entertaining so i enjoy them.
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Alright lads, which movie should win?
I've seen them all except La La Land and Lion, and I have to give the slight edge to Hacksaw Ridge for best picture this year, among the movies I've seen.
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>>79795762
hell or high water deserves to win, but in reality it'll be one of the shitskin pandering movies, i.e. moonlight, fences, hidden figures, or lion.
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>>79795762
Manchester > Moonlight > Hell or High Water
anything else is a robbery
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>>79795762
>Alright lads, which movie should win?
Toni Erdmann
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Exactly what emotion is this meant to convey
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A limp penis
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Whats this OwO
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Does she deserve the Oscar that she's about to get? 2017-02-26 01:13:32 Post No.79794892
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Does she deserve the Oscar that she's about to get? 2017-02-26 01:13:32 Post No.79794892
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Does she deserve the Oscar that she's about to get?
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she was great in mean girls
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>>79794892
yeah, the oscar is a bullshit meme award. every clown in hollywood deserves it.
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>>79794892
As much as Obama deserved the Nobel Peace Prize, yeah.
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racemix it up a little 2017-02-26 01:09:13 Post No.79794762
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what did they mean by this?
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>>79794762
That cuck has amazing hair desu.
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>>79794762
this is truly kino
>the giraffe on the side of the black gentelman represents his giant BBC
>the one of the white cucks represents his tiny limp dick
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>>79794784
>balding
>amazing hair
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The one true Batman.
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False. Nolan's Bruce Wayne never fully became Batman; he was always training to become Batman but never quite made it.
Burton's Bruce Wayne knew who he was and what he needed to do from the very start.
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Incorrect.
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Nope.
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Why aren't you excited for the most important and best movie for this year?
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>best
>most important
i think none of these
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>>79794602
you expect an industry that has been consistently shitting out crap for over 75 years to come up with anything good? history will remember the 20th and 21st century as the Age of Shit
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Disney should only reboot their less-than-perfect old movies, ex: Pete's Dragon. Beauty and the Beast is already a Best Picture nominee and is generally considered a masterpiece, why reboot it? (I know, money)
>and the Academy Award for Best Director goes to Mel Gibson
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They will deny him his rightful trophy.
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cool battle imagery
the rest is cheap and melodramatic
so no
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Who's all excited to hear about how Drumpf is insert ist, homophobic, etc and how you need to check your white privilege because you didn't see a movie where everyone made a million dollars because only 2 black and gay people were in it? Who's excited to hear about the wage gap from a woman who's dress cost more than a teacher's salary? Who's excited to hear about how rednecks are accelerating climate change even though said actor/actress flies all the time in a private jet and sails in a yacht? CANT WAIT
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Me. I am.
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>>79794505
I KNOW MAN EVEN THOUGH WE WON THE ELECTION WE'RE STILL THE MOST OPPRESSED PEOPLE ON EARTH FUCKING LIBTARDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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What's the worst thing he's ever done? I really disliked Godzilla '98.
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well the worse thing that he's ever done that had police involved was inspector gadget, that movie was murder
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>>79794023
murder
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>>79794023
probably the murder
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We post celebrities that never did it for us
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angelina jolie
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>>79764941
I was a kid when britney spears got huge and seeing her in the schoolgirl outfit got me into pop music. Also gave me a permanent fetish.
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>>79764941
Emma Stone
ScaJo
>women aren't fu-
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You do know that's a- Oh. Good one, OP.
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>>79793962
I love Baskets. That is all.
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Did Jay reach his final form?
Or, is there another form that he will ascend to later?
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>>79793961
wow he's fucking ugly without facial hair
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>>79793961
people who start to focus on their looks or fitness revert back after 2 years
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Is there a board for internet videos?
Seems mods always delete anything not specifically tv and film